Well hello hello, this is Ling here and that's right I am trying to make it up to you by giving you another update instead of doing my English homework that was due at the beginning of the quarter. So I don't know…. feel grateful or something. Anyway moving on to the laughs, enjoy!
Ling: Hi everyone I'm back! Spring Break hasn't been anything special so far so I think I'm going to mess with people today, that's right, today… I will become NINJA! Oh I mean… whisper ninja.
Changes outfit into all black ninja outfit.
Ling: All right, let's go.
Jumps into a tree and starts to run on the treetops.
Ling: Yes, I knew if I listened to enough crazy stories from Raven and watch enough episodes of Ask a Ninja I would be able to do this!
After running for a bit Ling comes across the well where Kagome is now currently getting out of.
Ling: This is my chance to….well I know ninjas kill but I don't want to kill Kagome. So I should just… ah!
Kagome: Man, I think I brought to much stuff this time, oh well. It won't be long till Inuyasha eats most of it anyway. I should have come late instead of early, that way I would have been able to make Inuyasha carry all of this.
Kagome stands up and starts arranging herself so she can carry all of her stuff. When all she needs is to pick up her last bag when it was all of the sudden gone.
Kagome: What the, where did my bag go! I had it right here!
Ling: Yes, that is right, I have taken a bag of what Kagome brought from her time, which is really my time, but nonetheless she no longer has it! What is in this bag anyway?
Ling carefully opens the bag and looks inside to see homework!
Ling: Ahhhhhh! No it's too soon, it can't be!
She jumps down from the tree and in the blink of an eye the bag was back.
Kagome: huh? It's back, that was strange. I thought I heard someone screaming? I must have imagined it.
She walks away as Ling falls out of a tree. She quickly gets up again and uses special ninja skills to fold herself in the wind to fly. As Ling continues to fly she sees Shippo playing with Kirara and some of his toys.
Ling: Killing children and innocent animals I believe goes against the code of a ninja, and if it doesn't well it goes against the code of this ninja. Ha!
Shippo: I know Kirara lets go back to Kaede's house and wait for Kagome to come back, she said she would try to be on time because she had something special for us. I wonder what it could be.
Kirara: Meow.
They start walking back to the hut and in the shadows Ling follows them.
Ling: Perfect, now I shall use my ninja skills and do this!
In a flash of light Ling was in front of Shippo, only a few inches away from his face.
Ling: Boo.
And just like that she was gone.
Shippo: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Wha- what was that! Come on Kirara lets get out of here! AHH!
Shippo starts doing a mad dash back to the village as Kirara starts to follow when Ling reappears in front of her. She growls at first but then Ling bows down to her.
Ling: Kirara, I have come to you in all of my ninja-ness to come and ask you to join me in the art of the ninja.
Kirara: Meow.
Ling: Well yes, I do know that you are a demon skilled in the art of demon slaying but come on, it's just for a day.
Kirara: Meow.
Ling: What do you mean this is childish, I am a ninja! I have been trained well and if you don't want to help me then fine, don't! You know if it wasn't against my code I would kill you for hurting my feelings, not that ninjas have any feeling for weak little demons like yourself.
Then Kirara changes into her big form and Ling stands up.
Ling: Right, well it is just for the day so if you want to be nice you won't kill me in my sleep. Okay bye!
Using her ninja skills Ling once again disappeared but not anywhere near the angry cat, but ended up by Miroku. He was meditating by a waterfall that wasn't too far away from a well know hot spring.
Ling: Ah, the monk, he would be able to sense my presence. This will be most difficult indeed, what can I do…. Go it!
Woman's voice: Ah, this hot water fells so good, it almost rolls of my soft skin.
Miroku opens one of his eyes.
Another female voice: I know, and the water is so clear! Everything is so see through and bright.
Miroku gets up and walks over to where he was hearing the voices.
Miroku: Excuse me ladies, I couldn't help but overhear you two and a-
When he came into view of the voices he didn't see any young ladies but a few old men taking a long soak. However the water was clear….too clear.
Old man: Eh? What did you say? I don't see any females around here.
Miroku laughed and started backing up before making a run for it. He would need to find a way to burn this image out of his mind.
Ling: Ah, I am a master of deception, my plan worked, and now that only leaves two left.
Ling snapped her fingers and she appeared in a tree and when she did she saw a large boomerang coming towards her.
Ling: AHH!
Inuyasha: AHHH!
Ling looked over and on the other side of the tree was Inuyasha, he jumped right away and you vanished to appear next to him as the top of the tree came clear off.
Ling: Inuyasha, what are you doing?
Inuyasha: I was sitting here minding my own business, and then SANGO decided to throw her boomerang and you are…what are you wearing anyway?
Ling: If I told you I will have to kill you.
Inuyasha: Heh?
Ling: See ya.
She gave a smile and snapped her fingers once again. Inuyasha looked around to see where she had gotten to but couldn't see her.
Inuyasha: Feh, oh well I should go and get Kagome, she'll never come back otherwise.
Off he went jumping to the well to see if she had returned yet. In the meanwhile Ling saw Sango who was still training.
Ling: This is my chance, now!
Ling jumps behind Sango and as she starts to turn around she walked to her side, and it continues as she spins in a circle faster and faster until she becomes dizzy. When she falls on her butt Ling stands in front of her.
Ling: Ah, you see, you can't win against me and my crazy secret ninja skills. NINJA POOF!
She throws down a smoke bomb and then all Sango can hear is her coughing. When the smoke clears you see Ling laying on her back with her eyes in a swirling pattern.
Sango: Ling? Is that you? What are you doing?
Ling: Uh… Sango, can you do me a favor?
Sango: What is it?
Ling: Give this to Inuyasha for me. Make sure Kagome sees it.
She hands Sango a small blue bag tied with a red string.
Sango: What is it?
Ling: It's my last wish, and then I can rest peacefully.
Ling vanishes once again and Sango sits there completely confused. Sango walked back to the hut and everyone has already gathered. Sango gives Inuyasha the bag and he opens it. When Kagome sees it she blushes red.
Kagome: Inuyasha you where the one who took my bag! SIT!
And so he does. When he does Ling appears and laughs.
Ling: Muhahaha, I have tricked all of you in one day! I rule.
Kagome: What? Ling? Shouldn't you be at school right now?
Ling: Nope, I have Spring Break.
Kagome: But you said that was last week, it's Monday morning now.
Ling: What! AHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!
And there you go. I was a bit over ninja and it drove my mom crazy….oh well. See ya!