Inuyasha BTS 13

You don't need to know why, I suppose everyone's in awe that I'm posting. So lets get on with "the funny".

Ling: This is Ling here, I'm reporting, waking from my long slumber to bring you footage from Inuyasha movie one: Affections Touching Across Time. Awwww, that's a cute title, I bet it's going to be a cute movie full of love scenes and blood and- KIRARA!!!!

Ling runs over and hugs her favorite cat.

Ling: Kirara, I must know how do you feel about the movie?

Kirara looks at Ling for a bit and then gives out a meow.

Ling: Well yes, I know the movie came out years ago, but I never quite had the time to report on it.

Kirara: Meow.

Ling: Hey now, if you don't want to answer my questions then don't-

Kirara starts to meow a lot and Ling looks helpless as she tries to defend herself. After some time she stands up and walks away.

Camera-man: What did she say?

Ling: Trust me, you don't want to know, but I will say this, that cat has some extensive vocabulary.

Ling walks a bit and then comes to the sacred tree.

Ling: Ah yes, this is the very famous tree, it of course plays an important role in the show, but it really gets to shine in this movie. Right Tree?

Ling touches the tree and it falls over.

Ling: AH! Oh my gosh! I am so sorry, I didn't know your were so fragile! Hey wait a second, this tree is hollow!!!!! So if this isn't the tree then where's the real one? Maybe this one's a stunt double?

Ling ponders over the mystery of the tree as she walks and comes across Sesshomaru.

Ling: Hey Sesshomaru, long time no see! So tell me how much screen time do you get in this film?

Sesshomaru looks at Ling with a glare and then pulls out a script, Ling takes it and looks it over quickly.

Ling: Wow Sesshomaru, your scenes are very lame and unimportant. I think you're only in this film because of the fan girls.

Ling tosses him back his script, but he doesn't catch it. He lets it just fall. Ling stares at him and he glares back. Sesshomaru reaches for his sword and Ling gulps.

Ling: Well it was nice chatting with you, well I got to… uh… go… iron my gloves! So see ya!

And with that, Ling runs away.

Ling: Well now what do we have here?

Ling stumbled across a very well known bike.

Ling: Well I'll be, I would have to say this is the very bike, you poor thing, this is your last appearance isn't it. After all the adventures you've seen, after all the times you've been ditched for Inuyasha's back and it all ends here in this valley.

Ling looks around and notices just where she is.

Ling: Oh man, if there was a monster here once that means….

Ling feels the ground beneath her start to shake and she hesitantly turns around.

Monster: Who dares to come to MY valley and take what's mine?

Ling turns around to see-

Ling: A teddy bear?

She leans down, it was a teddy bear that only reached up to her shins. The bear folded its arms and looked back up at Ling.

Monster?: Hey, I am not all that I appear, I am quite powerful.

Ling: You don't say?

Monster?: That's right, you see that bike over there? They gave that to me so that I wouldn't appear in the movie.

Ling: Tell me, did you constantly come to the set, even though you weren't given the part?
Monster?: They gave it to me out of their pure fear!

Ling: And tell me, just what are you going to do with a bike that's too big for you?

Monster?: Oh I'm not going to ride it or anything, I'm just going to have the great Kagome-san sign it and sell it on e-bay.

Ling: I see, so you're a merely obsessed teddy bear.

Monster?: I told you, you should fear me! I have the power of the bike under my control.

Ling starts to walk away looking for some place far, far away.

Ling: Who is the idiot that brought the bear to life?

Ling stops in her tracks. She looks back and slowly walks back to the bear.

Monster?: Ah! I see you've come to your senses and come to pledge your allegiance to my power!

Ling: You are coming with me.

Ling picks up the teddy bear that is frantically yelling and walks away. She comes to a cave and walks in.

Ling: Naraku, come on. An annoying teddy bear? Is that the best you can do? You have jewel shards and you waste everyone's time with a talking bear?

Naraku: Who are you to tell me what to do with my shards? You don't know what it's like! I'm the main villain and I have even less air time than Sesshomaru!

Ling: Well that's your fault, if you would have chosen a sexier look than you wouldn't have this issue would you?

Naraku: But it's not fair!

Ling: So you create a "monster" that is going to bug the producers for air time with a teddy bear?

Naraku: Well I would have used something else but all I have is my stuff animal collection.

Ling: Do I even want to know why you have a stuffed animal collection?

Naraku: Well it all started….

Ling sat down and poured some tea as she listened to Naraku's story. A few hours later…

Ling: So basically you have stuffed animals.

Naraku: Well I guess you could put it like that.

Ling: Wow, what a waste of time, my reader's are going to fall asleep any minute if I don't find something interesting to give them.

Naraku looked up thoughtfully and put a finger to his chin.

Naraku: Well you could go…

Ling leans in as Naraku whispers in her ear. Ling nods a couple of times.

Ling: You know Naraku; that is so stupid that it will never work. So I'll do it!

Naraku similes and Ling walks out of the cave. She heads over to an airport and buys a ticket. On the plane you see Ling flipping through a magazine with a cover page reading, "The American Anime Awards, not even Grey's Anatomy can win." She closed the magazines and smiles.

Ling: In your face GA! You are overrates to the extreme!

The business guy looks over at Ling and she continues reading. Upon arrival Ling hops out of the plane and heads over to a house.

Ling: Ah here it is, hello! Is anyone home?!

As Ling wonders around an old lady comes out with a broom in her hands. She is wearing glasses and an apron.

Old Lady: Yes, I am the own of this property you are currently standing on, can I help you?

Ling: My, you speak English well for someone who lives in China.

Lady: Yes, I have a lot of time on my hands since my son isn't home anymore. He was such a handful, always talking about ruling the world and such. But the closes he said he could get was to go into the movie business.

Ling: Oh Mrs. Menomaru, would you like to tell us more about little Hyoga?

Mrs. Menomaru: Well of course! He was such a bratty child. He always hogged all of his father's attention and his siblings where awfully jealous of him.

Ling: Oh he has siblings? How old?

Mrs. Menomaru: Oh I would say only a few hundred years younger than he is. He has a sister and a brother.

Ling: Aw how sweet.

Mrs. Menomaru: That's what he told me when he ate them. He said they where very tasty.

Ling: He…ate them?

Mrs. Menomaru: Oh don't be alarmed sweetie, he only did that cause-

Ling: WOW! Look at the time! I really should get back, you know I don't want to stay up too late, seeing how it's a school night and everything.

Mrs. Menomaru: But dear, it's Saturday.

Ling: You know that darn Sunday school they added to get more knowledge in. Ah yes and I should really get studying for…my… Psychology test! Bye!

And with that Ling ran away… again.

And there you have it! I know I've lost some of my luster and I only have myself to blame. But if you can read this and still get a chuckle out of it you have certainly made my day. See you next time: Movie 2, people, demons, mood swings, and I don't mean Kaguya.