Ling: Well I had a nice hibernation, well except for the fact that it is currently snowing and it's (looks at calendar) April. sigh oh well I shall write for you anyway. (As you can see I started writing this a looooong time ago hehe 0)So here we are, talking about the drama of Inuyasha Movie 2; The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass.

Looks at reflection in a mirror and it shatters.

Ling: Sigh Anyway today we have a very special guest with us, the Tetsiega! So tell me, how it is working with such a fabulous cast! And on your second movie no less!

Tetsusaiga: ……

Ling: I see, so I hear that Kaguya is a real drama queen, off and on the set.

Tetsusaiga: …….

Ling: Oh yes, how was it, being thrown aside and stuck in a wall.

Tetsusaiga: …..

Ling: Oh yes, Inuyasha does have a grip, is that why your so frayed? Oh, well I recall that this is the first appearance of Akitoki Hojo in this film.

Tetsusaiga ……

Ling: Yes, I was thinking that too, that if Akitoki liked Kagome, and say that Kagome married him, that would make the younger Hojo very sick to want his Greeeeeeeeeeeeat Grandmother.

Tetsusaiga: ……

Ling: You do bring up a strong point, like father, like son, or so they say.

Tetsusaiga: …..

Ling: I don't know who says it, but someone had to say it first.

Tetsusaiga: …

Ling: No it wasn't me a- Inuyasha my man! How have you been?!

Inuyasha came over to Ling with a mad look on his face.

Inuyasha: So you're the one who took the Tetsusaiga! I've been looking everywhere for it! I almost had to pay for a new one! Do you know how much a transforming sword made out of the tooth of a dead Dog God costs?

Ling: … a lot.

Inuyasha: Of course it's a lot! A lot more than you're worth!

Ling: Hey that's not fair, that sword has been on this show longer than I have!

Tetsusaiga: …..

Ling: Hey, you keep out of this; you're not even counted when we do ratings!

Tetsusaiga: ….

Ling: I am so counted! But I haven't made my debut yet, but when I do, oh it will be so amazing that I'll even get my own movie, or even a spin off! It's would be called 'Ling, the American Dream'.

Tetsusaiga: ……

Ling: Or even better, a Musical! Dancing demons, singing, and the good guy always win, and the lovely lady Ling will fall deeply in love. And the leading man can be Orlando Bloom, yes, yes, and I will have to play myself, it would only be natural….

Inuyasha: …..

Ling: ….What?

Inuyasha: Can I just have my sword back?

Ling: You can, but only if you answer a few questions I have.

Inuyasha: Fine what?

Ling: In this film, you Inuyasha, grow close to Kagome, I mean for once in her life she takes an arrow for you!

Inuyasha: yeah, so what?

Ling: So what?! I mean come on! Kagome isn't the one being protected here, she's the one protecting! I mean sure she passes out, and sure Hojo throws the robe in the way so she doesn't die, and I mean sure she ends up getting kidnapped, and sure she's the reason why Kaguya gets the robe, and sure she ends up getting saved by you, but I mean come on! This is amazing! She's proven her worth for something!

Inuyasha: Don't you think you're going a bit too far?

Ling: Don't get me wrong, I think Kagome is way better than that stupid, dead, undead, redead, biz-nitch Kikyo.

Inuyasha: …..

Ling: Oh come on, don't give me that look, you know very well that she needs to drop dead, and then stay dead. I mean come on! How many times can one person die!!!! I mean come on even Kagome ends up saving her! Again!

Inuyasha: Do you see this sword here?

Ling: Yes, although I wish I didn't, he's very rude.

Tetsusaiga: ….

Ling: What do you mean you're a she?! Eck! That means you've seen…. Ewwww! That's an invasion of privacy! Have you no shame!?

Tetsusaiga: …..

Ling: That's true- ah yes Inuyasha, you where saying?

Inuyasha: I was going to say to just get it over and stab me with it, but now that I know that, I just…..

Ling: Yes, yes I know, everything you once knew is a lie right?

Inuyasha nods and sits down. Ling walks over and pats him on the back.

Ling: There, there Inuyasha. Do you want Kagome to come and kiss it all better?

Inuyasha: What! Excuse me!? I don't know what you're talking about.

Ling: Like there's anyway to deny it, I mean, look at all these wallpapers, and icons, and blogs about it. You can't pretend that it didn't happen.

Inuyasha: Hey, would you look at that, you're out of pages.

Ling: No I'm not; I can have as many as I want.

Inuyasha: No you can't, unless you want your readers to get bored.

Ling: Readers? Since when do I have readers? Oh you mean those- wait you mean this is still be recorded?!

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Kirara approved, if a demon cat likes it, imagine how your house cat will feel!

You see a small cat cowering in the corner as a large Kirara eats out of its bowl.

BEEPPPPPPPP Thank you for waiting; we now resume the previous show. Sorry for the inconvenience

Inuyasha: Sorry for that, it was a bit unpleasant over here, but now that every thing's all better we can resume….

Inuyasha looks off to the side to see Kagome bent over someone and shaking her head.

Inuyasha: oh….. Um… well then, I guess Kagome will have to take over!

Kagome: Why me?

Inuyasha: Because you're the only one here.

Kagome: Why is that?

Inuyasha: Because everyone else has enough sense to stay away from Ling and her talk show.

Kagome: This is a talk show?

Inuyasha: What did you think it was?

Kagome: shrug I just thought we were sitting in front of a camera, but I didn't think it was on.

Tetsusaiga: ……

Kagome: I hear you home girl. Why don't you bring this to a close?

Tetsusaiga: …… … …… .. .. … ….. …… …. …………. … ……… ……… ……

Kagome and Inuyasha: See ya!

And off the go to make out mountain, so it was a 'review' of movie 2. Don't worry, if I ever get bored enough again, I'll write one. But chances are, it'll be another year and a half. -