Episode 6: Cleanest Mech Around

Knock Out always bragged that he was the only mech that could stay clean all day. He would brag so much he would get on everybody's circuits. Mostly Breakdown since they were brothers. His bragging often would be slienced by either threats or beatings by Breakdown. Today, Knock Out was walking with Breakdown complaining about a tiny spot of mud he got on his arm. Breakdown was getting angrier by the minute. Once again he knew just how to slience him. He punched Knock Out in the arm.

"Would you shut up?" Breakdown said. "Is that all you care about?"

"I can't help if I was born with a complaining problem!" Knock Out snarled from getting hit.

"Well, you could at least not complain when I'm around! Besides, you think you're the most clean mech? No way, Barricade and Bumblebee keep their paint cleaner than you...sometimes Optimus." Breakdown said.

"WHAT? Primus no! I do!" Knock Out protested.

"Not really!" Breakdown said. "Besides while their paint is clean, yours is still muddy.

"Ugh, I'll just dirty up my claws trying to wipe it off." Knock Out said as he proceeded to do so.

But surprisingly it didn't come off. He clawed it harder...nothing.

"What? No! It's not going away!" Knock Out began to panic.

"How does a mud stain not come off?" Breakdown asks.

"I DON'T KNOW, I NEED HELP!" Knock Out yelled and ran off leaving Breakdown smirking.

Knock Out ran around trying to find his friends to help him. First he spotted Bumblebee walking by. He grabbed one of Bee's doorwings and tried to scratch it off...didn't work.

"WHAT THE FRAG ARE YOU DOING?" Bee snarled yanking his doorwing back.

"I need to get this spot off!" Knock Out said trying to reach for his doorwing again.

"Get off my wing!" Bee said and ran away.

Next, Knock Out found Starscream talking to Soundwave on his porch. Knock Out ran up to them and grabbed Starscream's claws to scratch the mud stain off. Starscream gasped.

"HEY! Keep my claws off your filthy arm!" Starscream snapped.

"Oh come on screamer! I need to get this off!" Knock Out complained.

"Well my claws are off limits! Use somebody elses!" Starscream said turning his back towards him.

"Why is everybody being mean to me today?" Knock Out asked.

"We're not, we are just saying!" Soundwave said.

Knock Out left them and saw Optimus washing dirt of him from an earlier race. Knock Out praised Primus before running over and snatching the cloth away.

"What are you doing?" Optimus asked.

"Trying to get this stain off!" Knock Out said furiously rubbing his arm.

But the stain didn't go away. Knock Out gasped.

"Optimus is there anyway you could possibly get this off?" Knock Out asked showing him the stain.

Optimus examined it closely, only to snicker. Knock Out scowled.

"What's so funny?" Knock Out snarled.

"Dude, that's not mud! THAT'S JUST A PERMANENT DECAL!" Optimus asked nearly falling on his back with laughter.

Knock Out was stunned. He froze for a good 10 seconds. His left optic began to twitch.

"BREAKDOWN!"

Later, Breakdown was sitting on his bed laughing his aft off. He couldn't stop laughing. He was the one who branded the mud-like decal on him last night while he was asleep.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE HE FELL FOR THAT!" Breakdown laughed.

Breakdown's laughter stopped when Knock Out busted into his room. Knock Out was boiling mad and his left optic still twitched.

"BREAKDOWN! WHAT THE FRAG IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Knock Out snarled.

"Oh hey Knock Out, I see you finally figured it out!" Breakdown snickered.

"YOU THINK THIS WAS FUNNY?"

"Pretty much!"

"ALRIGHT BIG GUY, NOW IT'S ON!" Knock Out snarled and brought out his electrical prod!

"OH SCRAP!" Breakdown wide-opticed and was chased around the house.

At some point during the chase Breakdown was caught, beaten and electrocuted. Later Knock Out took a long bath. He made sure he was very clean.

"Finally, a nice shower to calm me down. Breakdown's lucky I was able to paint over it so it can't be seen. Looks like I'm back to being the cleanest mech around!" Knock Out bragged again recieving a groan from Breakdown a few doors down.

"SHUT UP KNOCK OUT...Primus!"

End of episode 6!

To be continued...