When Lovino checked his phone the next day, he found 10 missed calls. Noticing that they were from Antonio, he called him back almost immediately.
"Hello?" he answered, in that sexy Spanish voice of his.
Lovino felt his heart melt. "E-er Antonio? You called me?" he said nervously.
"Oh yeah! Watch this Lovino!" he said happily.
"Eh?" he said, but was interrupted by the Spaniard.
"Fusososososo~ Fusososososo~" he chanted.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" asked Lovino, his fingers starting to feel weird.
"Just watch Lovi! I found this cool spell that will make you immortal so you can be with me forever!"
"Wait, what? I never agreed to this! T-the fuck?" yelled Lovino.
"Oh wait, no I –" said Antonio suddenly. "Crap!"
Antonio rushed over to the Vargas residence as fast as he could, but it was too late. When he opened Lovino's door, he found that the sexy Italian that once resided there was now nothing but an ironing board.
"Oh well, at least now I can keep him forever," he said indifferently, picking it up and bringing it home.
The end.
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APRIL FOOLS! *SHOT*. Why did I even do this? I never see people on ffdotnet make April Fool's jokes I mean STOP BEING SO SERIOUS WITH YOUR USUK ANGST OR SOMETHING HAVE SOME FUN SAHKLFJD - I'll delete this chapter when I have the next one written, though. xD;
I was also using this as a notice that I might not update for a while. I'm going to Vietnam and Malaysia next Thursday for two weeks and it takes up almost all my 2-week term break so I probably won't be able to write. Please don't hate me. ; e ;
Until next time, don't have a stick up your ass c:*SHOT TO DEATH*