Heh, I had to update because I want y'all to know about this.

SO, some of you might know about my letters to Georgia fic, and whoever sends me the 100th letter can give me a request for a fic, so if you guys want me to write something, be the 100th person to send a letter. I really need more letters from non-OC's. Don't get me wrong, I love OC's, but I love the cannon characters too.

Customer service promised to send me another England after they caught the first one.

Psh, good luck with that.

I bet Pirate!England could hide from them forever, even if he supposedly had a tracking system in his arm.

I really wanted to get another Pirate!England, but this time I'd have to lock Prussia up until I got to reprogram him that that he wouldn't try and kill us, but England's hot in his pirate costume.

Conner thinks he might come back and kill us in our sleep, and I guess it's possible, but it's been three days since he left and we haven't heard anything bumping around in the night.

But I wasn't really worried about being murdered in my sleep at the moment; I had a more pressing problem to deal with.

How to wake up Romano without being attacked.

Sarah suggested I use the manual, but I couldn't bring myself to cheat on this. Eating a tomato seemed like it'd get him out of his crate, but I might get hit.

"Conner, grab me your iPod." I snapped my fingers at him, and he reached in his pocket and pulled out said device and placed it in my hand. I scrolled through his songs, before picking the one I was looking for, and I turned up the volume all the way before setting it on the floor in front of me.

I took a deep breath and started dancing.

"Oi, Supein! Kotoshi mo tomato ga takusan toreta zo kono yaro!

Buono Tomato! buono Tomato!

Buono buono oo! Tomato!

Aka agete midori sagete toma- toma- tomatoHmph!"

Sarah and Paige started dancing with me, and Conner watched us with weary eyes, probably wondering why he lived with us freaks.

"Pasta ni wa tomato daro

Pizza ni mo tomato daro

Miwaku no akai tesoro tomato daisuki

Demo

Wurst ya jagai mo nanka jadou da

Otouto mo tabedashite muki- muki- muki- mu

Napolitan wa nihon ryouri nanda kono yaro!

"Hyaaaa!

France da! Mamore! Kon chikushou me!

Hitori ni suru na yo kono yaro!"

The lid of the crate flew off and a blur flew out from it disappearing behind Conner, but when the song switched to the next verse, Romano automatically started dancing and singing along, clutching his tomato in his right hand.

"Kimi ni mo hitotsu ageru kireina no wo hitotsu ageru

Oishii tomato tabete boku to odorou

(Amore!)

Buono! Tomato buono! Tomato

Buono buono oo! Tomato!

Chi vediamo a romano

Minami Italia

("Aa...onaka suita zo! Souji owan nee na!")

Buono! Tomato buono! Tomato

Buono buono oo! Tomato!

Aka sagete midori agete toma- toma- tomato. Hmph!

Supein ga motte kita Amerika kara motte kita

Taiyou no kuni no tesoro tomato daisuki

Demo

Ai wa katarebai itte mon janai zo

Wain katate ni itsumo gira- gira- gira- gi

Sakki kawaii ko ni mushi sareta zo kono yaro!

"HYAAAAAAA!

Chikushou! Itsumo ore bakkari nerai agatte!"

("Supein no yaro, tasuke ni koi yo!")

Buono! Tomato buono! Tomato

Buono buono oo! Tomato!

Chichukai mo o sore mio

Minami Italia

Kaji wa anmari kyou janai kedo

Otouto no ga e ya boueki tokui dakeredo

Tama ni tori ni made baka ni sareru kedo

Ore datte...! Ore datte...! CHIGIIIIIIII-!

Buono! Tomato buono! Tomato

Buono buono oo! Tomato!

(Buono! Tomato buono! Tomato

Buono buono uu! Tomato!)

Buono! Tomato buono! Tomato

Buono buono oo! Tomato!

(Buono! Tomato buono! Tomato

Buono buono oo! Tomato!)

Uno・Due・Tre・dai!

Kimi ni mo hitotsu ageru kireina no wo hitotsu ageru

Oishii tomato tabete boku to odorou

(Amore!)

Buono! Tomato buono! Tomato

Buono buono oo! Tomato!

Chi vediamo a romano

Minami Italia"

Romano shook his head when the song ended, and his feet stopped moving. He glanced around at all of us, "What the fuck are you all staring at?"

I shouted out first, "2nd!"

Then Sarah, "5th!"

Paige, "3rd!"

"2nd to last."

We all felt our eyes widen in shock as we stared at Conner, not believing the words that just escaped his mouth.

"I-I don't understand! How is that possible?" I waved my hand in front of Conner's face, and then held up my middle finger, "How many fingers am I holding up? Are you lucent?"

He slapped my hand away, "You were flicking me off."

"Why isn't he in your top five?" Paige asked, moving closer to Romano, no doubt going to try and grab his curl.

He shrugged "He's mean, and I don't like him."

"You're mean." I pouted.

Romano spoke up, "Stop talking about me like I'm not here, dammit!" He slammed his fist down on the empty wooden table in front of him.

"Hi Roma, has anyone seen Prussia?" I asked, searching around the room as everyone did the same.

"I haven't seen him since this morning." Sarah said, looking down at her watch, "A couple of hours ago, now."

"Oh, he said he was going to find his less-than-awesome bruder." Paige smacked her forehead as she remembered, "So he could be gone all day."

"There's a potato bastard staying here!"

"There will probably be two potato bastards staying here eventually." I pointed out, and Romano let out an enraged cry and kicked the table so it fell sideways onto the ground, he then stormed out of the room, heading in the direction of the kitchen.

I rocked back and forth on my heels, trying to think of something to keep up entertained.

"So…. Who wants to dye Easter eggs?"

"Easter was yesterday, Cin." Conner said, shaking his head.

"So?"

"…Fine."

We cheered and Paige, Sarah, and I all dashed for the kitchen, with Conner following after us, walking like a normal human.

Romano glanced at us from behind the open fridge door, with his arms full of tomatoes, a look of disgust crossed over his face and he disappeared behind the door again.

I walked over him and grabbed a carton of eggs over his shoulder. He glared at my hand as it passed him.

I shoved the box into Conner's hand, "Here, boil these." He nodded and walked over to the stove top, pulling a pot out from a drawer under it.

I started going through the drawers lining the cabinet's, looking for the Easter Egg Dying Kit that my Mom sent me, because she knew I wouldn't go out and buy one myself.

Sarah set some glasses on the kitchen table and Paige grabbed the vinegar, pouring a perfect amount in each cup, and efficiently smelling up the room.

Romano started gagging, "What the hell? Why don't you just use water?"

I blinked at him, "Vinegar makes them brighter. Duh."

He scowled at me and I sighed.

"Why so tsundere, Lovi?"

His scowl deepened, "Tsundere? And what the fuck does that mean?"

"Google it, sweetie."

"Sweetie?"

I sighed and turned to Sarah, who had started dropping the little color tablets into the vinegar, "He's not used to being in the south yet."

She nodded her head in mock sympathy. And I wiped an imaginary tear from the corner of my eye.

"Don't worry Lovi, this will all make sense one day, I promise." I said, lowering my voice to a whisper at the end.

I smiled after his face showed the confusion I was working to get, and went to check on the eggs, because Conner couldn't tell when things were done to save his life.

"Conner, they're ready." I said, poking him in the back, and then sitting down at the table with Paige and Sarah. (A/N Eggs don't boil this fast. Normally I'd put this at the end, because I personally hate author's notes in the middle of the story, but I know someone's going to say something without reading what I say at the end.)

Paige called to Romano, "Come dye eggs with us."

"No." he said, and he crossed his arms and turned his back to us.

"We're not buying any more tomatoes if you don't." Sarah smirked at the look of horror that crossed over his face. It was soon replaced by one of annoyance as he made his way over to the table, sliding down into the seat next to mine with a thump.

The backdoor next to the table burst open and slammed against the wall, making us all jump, and Conner drop an egg.

Romano recovered first, "God damn potato bastard! Do you have a fucking brain?"

Prussia ignored him completely, throwing a small box over to me, "This was on your doorstep, and you're welcome."

I read the label on the box, "Conner, I'm guessing this is your wig." I set the box down on the table just in time so Conner wouldn't snatch the box from my hand.

He pried it open and pulled out a plastic bag with something brown in it. He ripped it open and showed off his new Austria wig, and we all clapped quietly for him, all of us except Prussia and Romano, that is.

Prussia clicked his tongue, "Why would you want to look like Miss Priss when you could look like awesome me?"

Sarah raised her hand, "I cosplay as Fem!Prussia!"

He ruffled her hair affectionately, "Good girl."

"Prussia, do you support PruLiech?" I asked him, and he stared at me blankly.

"What?"

"Prussia x Liechtenstein."

"Isn't she like, a kid? Do I look like a pedo to you?"

"Liechtenstein is like, almost 300 years old. 293, if I remember correctly, and was created by the Holy Roman Empire. I think. I'm pretty sure." I pointed out, and struggled to remember the details of the article I read.

"So she's older than Canada." Paige explained, "And that's probably your most common partner, PruCan."

"Don't forget about Prumano. It's pretty common, too." Sarah told her, and I shook my head with a frown on my face.

"The only person Romano pairs with is Spain! And that's final." I declared, ending that conversation.

Romano glared at me, a small blush forming on his cheeks "Me? With that tomato bastard? W-What would make you think like that?"

I patted his back lightly, "Aw, come on Roma, you know you love Boss Spagna."

"B-Boss? I have no feelings for that bastardo!"

Prussia butted in, "Ja, ja, whatever Süd-Italien, let's dye some eggs."

Conner set the eggs down on a plate in front of us, and we all fought over with cup of dye we were going to put our eggs in first. Romano claimed the red, because he was going to paint it like a tomato when he was done, Prussia got the yellow, so he could make it a Gilbird egg, and Sarah quickly stole the remaining colors, leaving Paige, Conner, and I with nothing to do.

Bored already, I took one of the eggs and took out one of the watercolor kits that I like to use when dying eggs so I can paint on them.

I painted two little blue circles on it, then switched colors to black, quickly doodling what I needed. I set down the paintbrush and the egg and pushed my chair away from the table, jumping up to rummage through one of the many drawers in my kitchen, searching for some pipe cleaners. I found a yellow one and cut the tip with some scissors I found lying around, and grabbed the tube on glue sticking out of the drawer.

I returned to my place at the table and quickly dabbed the glue where I needed it to go, and holding the pipe cleaner in place until the glue dried enough to hold it up by itself.

I quickly bended it into place and held it up to show off to everyone, "Look, Mochi America!"

Paige snapped her fingers, "Good idea, I'll do Mochi Italy."

"Imma do an Iggyblob now." I smiled and got to work.

Eventually, all of us—excluding Romano—were making the mocha versions of the counties.

Romano had an absolute fit when I put Mochi Romano and Mochi Spain closer to each other that the rest of them, he said my friends and I were like mini-Hungary's. We were all quite pleased.

When we finished, we looked at the army of Mochi's on the table, and we were all looking at each other like, "Now what?"

Paige gave the first idea, "Want to go feed them to the homeless?"

I shook my head, "If we stopped giving them free food, they'd find a job."

"We could go egg people's houses." Sarah said, sounding a bit unsure.

"That's only fun if the eggs are raw, Fraulein." Prussia spoke as if he was talking to a child, and Sarah rolled his eyes.

Romano shrugged his shoulders, "Spanga and Veneziano live somewhere across town. We could go throw them at those idiots."

Conner stared at him, "How do you know this?"

"I just do, okay?" Romano snapped at him, and Conner raised both his hands, backing away.

I tilted my head a bit, thinking, "Want to have a hard-boiled egg fight?"

"Getting hit with those hurts." Paige pointed out. "I'm down."

"Majority rules, let's go outside." I said, and grabbed the cartons of eggs on the table and bringing them out the door, ignoring Romano behind me, "What majority? We didn't vote!"

The air was a little cold, not normal for us being so far down south, and I shivered a bit, before reaching into a styrofoam box and pulling out a Mochi Greece, and turning on my heel and slinging it right into Prussia's chest.

"Ow!" the albino whined, frowning, before grabbing one of the boxes I had discarded onto the ground and throwing an egg at me, which I easily dodged.

We quickly formed into two teams, Paige, Romano, and I vs. Sarah, Prussia, and Conner.

Romano was obviously focusing all of his energy on trying to bruise as much of Prussia as possible, so Paige and I ended up being his backup, because Sarah and Conner were focusing on him, because he was the biggest threat to their team.

We ducked, dodged, and blocked the eggs, and it was obvious we were going to win with an angry Italian on our side, him having so much practice already, used to slinging tomatoes at people once a year on a special holiday Italy had.

Eventually, Prussia's team admitted defeat, and we ordered pizza for dinner, because we were all to tired to cook. Well, Conner said he would but he was just as bad in the kitchen as England.

While we all gathered around the T.V with our plates of pizza on our laps, I dropped the bomb on the ex-personifications, because let's face it, neither of them were countries anymore. What with Prussia being dissolved and Italy being reunified.

"Guess what guys?" I said, sounding oddly cheerful, Prussia and Romano watched me with a curious gaze.

"Y'all get to start looking for jobs tomorrow!"

Dun dun dun...

You guyssss, seriouslyyy. This was just supposed to be something for me to do when I'm bored and have writers block on my other stories, and somehow this turned into my most popular one. It doesn't have the most reviews, mind you, but the most favorites and visitors.

I got the lyrics from the tomato song on Hetalia Archives, so if anythings wrong, blame them, not me. I already fixed some of it.

I started wiring this the day before Easter, it really shouldn't of taken me this long time finish, but it did. Sorry.

I guess I'll alternate updates between this and We Came Together. So I've got to update that next.

OH. OH OH OH OH.

USUK FANS, LISTEN UP.

Did you know there was a YAOI CD RELEASED WITH USUK ON IT? Original voice actors, too. Download link, HERE. I recommend using headphone if you're in a house with other people.

http :/ www .media fire. com/?eas 2moty7yley0c

Remove the spaces. I wonder how they got poor Sugimiya and Konishi to do this. I started fangirling so hard when I finished listen to this. Happy fantasizing!

~Cin

P.S Reviews make me work faster. In fact, I live off of reviews. They're the only things that motivate me to write.