Rider + Vampire
(Disclaimer: any original characters or additions are mine, but I don't own 'Rosario + Vampire' nor 'Kamen Rider')
6) Goodbye Rider
Waking up to the 30th day in Youkai Academy, Tsukune looks at his calendar and says "Tomorrow's the big day at last."
Walking down the stairs and seeing the other guys in Phi Psi in the main hall, Tsukune asks them a quick favor before heading for class——
"Whoa, man!" says Daizo, "Did I hear you right? In case you die or leave for some reason, protect everybody in your place?" After a moment's pause, Tsukune says, "Well yes, that's what I've asked of you." Daizo says, "Oh, puh-leeez!"
"So you want us to be protectors too," Jakku mimics a drumroll, "BRR-RUMB-PUM-PUM CLANG!"
Jakku continues, "Why should we stick our necks out for others like that?" Daizo nods, "Yeah, because our basic reply to your request is——"
"Ahem!" went a familiar voice. Both disagreeing young men turn to find a displeased Tachibana-sensei, with red expulsion slips in hand.
Frightened, Jakku and Daizo squeaked out in unison to Tsukune "It's a deal."
Tsukune blinks and says, "Thanks, it's great to know a couple of friends are willing to help other friends in need."
As Tsukune left for class, Jakku and Daizo sigh "Great… suddenly everybody under Phi Psi's roof is Tachibana-sensei's greenhorn brigade."
In class, Tsukune waits patiently some more for the next day. Later on the roof, the three girls who he befriended (Moka, Kurumu, & Yukari) quarreled for his attention.
But, all in all, it's so far been a normal day. Until the upcoming events——
While walking on the concrete paths around the campus, Tsukune is carrying a few overnight bags full of cameras and carrying a trash bag. He encounters three fellow male students; one is tall with glasses and a dark-brown mullet, the second looks completely average with brown hair, and the third is short and pudgy with fuzzy light-brown hair.
"You! Tsukune Aono!" shouts the average-looking person.
"Uh…can I help you guys?" Tsukune asked.
"We'll never forgive you!" cried the pudgy guy.
"You're our rival!" shouts the one with glasses shouted, pointing at Tsukune.
"Today is the day we declare war on YOU Tsukune Aono!" Average finished.
"Wait a moment!" says Tsukune, stepping back, "You're not making any sense. Rival? Declaring war? What did I do that you consider wrong?"
"If you don't understand," cries the average-looking person, "let us explain!"
"You're bothering our idols! That's what you're doing!" growls the pudgy person.
"We cannot tolerate this!" roared glasses-wearing person.
"I still don't get what you're saying," says Tsukune, getting annoyed with the weirdness that the three students were showing off. He should've gotten used to this by now. Youkai Academy was a weird place after all.
"Formation… SET!"
The trio then tossed off their jackets to reveal hideous pink coats that made Tsukune gawk at them. They were just so tacky. It was almost painful to look at them. Teasing them about it probably wouldn't be helpful either. They had probably heard it all.
The average-looking person sings, "L.O.V.E. CUTE Mokyuu-san!"
The pudgy person continues, "We won't lose to the likes of you," before singing, "Kurumu, love, love, lovely, Kurumu."
The glasses-wearing individual finishes, "C.U.T.E. Yukarin! Moe, moe, huu huu!"
"Mokyuu, Kurumu and Yukarin?" blinks Tsukune. Then he gasps in realization, "Wait, don't tell me…"
"Indead," the average-looking person announces, "I am the leader of the Moka Akashiya-sama Fan Club, Kouzou Kasahara!"
"Furthermore," the pudgy one continues, "I'm the leader of the Kurumu Kurono Fan Club, Gouzaburou Taira!"
"And I'm the leader of the Yukari Sendou Fan Club, Kubisaku Naga!" finishes the glasses-wearing individual.
Kouzou announces, "Together we are called:"——
"THE LOVE-LOVE ALLIANCE!!!" cries out the trio.
Tsukune, and other people, gape and stare at the strange trio as wind blows by.
To himself, Tsukune thinks 'Ugh! That's so lame I don't want to waste a Mortal Flash on these sickos!'
Tsukune said, "Listen, I need to go and continue my little job with this. See you guys…never."
"Wait!" shouts Kouzou, "Don't think you'll escape us that easily!" He raises a megaphone. "You are our sworn enemy! So prepare yourself for our Fan Club Alliance Terror!"
"Our vengeance will be painful and swift!" Taira added, raising his own megaphone. "You won't now what hit you!"
"Prepare yourself, Aono!" Kasahara finished, raising his megaphone and completing the trio.
"You've gotta be kidding me," frowns Tsukune, "I don't need to transform for the likes of you. You don't belong to a college, try going back to high school."
"LOVE-LOVE ALLIANCE!!" Kasahara shouted loudly. "CHAAAAAARGE!!"
The trio uses their megaphones as clubs and shout "Divine Punishment!" each time they strike Tsukune, who stands there like they're nothing (he's been fighting Kaijin so withstanding these silly megaphones are child's play) and continue what he was originally doing.
Taira states, while still beating on him, "Although he appears like a weak human, he sure is tough."
Naga nods, also continuing the beating, "It's almost as if he was already transformed from human to a monster."
Kasahara growls, dealing more of his 'Divine Punishment', "It's no wonder why this false weakling would have Mokyuu hanging off of him!"
Suddenly, the bag of cameras flew from Tsukune and struck hard against the trio. Tsukune blinks and guesses, 'Obviously, Yukari-chan's magic.'
As expected, Yukari ran up to Tsukune with her wand in the air, "You guys, stop bullying Tsukune-san!"
Naga blushes and happily shouts out, "LUCKY! It's Yukarin!"
"Tsukune!" calls out Moka's voice. Kurumu's voice follows, "Are you all right?"
Taira blushes, "Kurumu?" Kasahara gasps, "And Mokyuu too?"
The three girls look miffed at the trio's actions. Kurumu hisses, "What are you three doing to Tsukune?" Yukari growls, "They were ganging up on him!" Moka gasps, "That's so mean!"
Yukari works her magic, "I shall never forgive those who bully Tsukune-san! Magic Wand!"
Tsukune runs out of the way, just to see the trio get beat up by cleaning supplies, the Love-Love Alliance retreats.
Later that evening, Tsukune wonders if he is any fit as he is to protect the girls from possible dangers like those from MONSTER.
In their apartment, the Love-Love Alliance plots to get rid of Tsukune and get Moka, Kurumu, and Yukari for their selves.
On the next day at breakfast, Tsukune sat down with the Nu Chi girls with Takeru, Gin, and Banban B…
Banban B scoffs, "You are so right to say that to them, Tsukune-kun. Those sick bozos are not worth the trouble to be in school." Gin says, "I say those fan boys must've been around Moka-san, Kurumu-chan, and Yukari-chan lately." Kurumu nods, "I think they've been hanging around us too."
Yukari realizes, "Oh that reminds me, I believe the one with glasses was stalking me with a camera while I walking down the halls with a lot heavy stuff in my hands for our news reporting work. I've asked him what he was photographing, he said he was taking photos of the ever-changing place but I didn't believe him."
Kurumu groans, "Same here; I was shopping for ingredients for me cooking my darling's next few meals and snacks, when I saw that fatso trying a standard bishounen pose for me. I had to get away from him, but no matter how far I walked, he wasn't too far behind. Going to the bathroom, exercising, etc., I keep finding the fat bastard stalking me! UGH! It gives me shivers just thinking of it!"
Moka sweat-drops, "Must be stressful."
Banban B said, "If I wasn't anywhere nice, I'd say we should burn their house down." Gin nods, "Yeah, then we'd be forced to rebuild their house while they'd make a mess of ours."
Tsukune gets up, "I'm going now." The three girls look at him thoughtfully, "Huh?"
Later, while she was cleaning her computer class, Yukari spots Tsukune leaving the campus. She has to tell the others!
At the scarecrow sign, Tsukune stands quietly waiting for the bus to arrive. He says, "I should've told them about the strange dream I've had. It must have been a vision of the upcoming future like the last few times; it featured a few foes from MONSTER that we've already killed and three foe students we've defeated appeared before turning into weapons. I'm sorry I haven't said it, Moka-san."
"You dare call out sacred goddess, Mokyuu, by her actual name?" calls Kasahara's voice. Tsukune turns to find the Love-Love Alliance behind him. He calmly says, "Please, I'm very busy at the moment. I don't have time for any crazy antics." "Even though we don't know where you're headed, this is outside the college boundaries!" says Taira. Naga finishes, "That way we can do as we wish!"
Kasahara turns into a tan-colored umbrella-like Youkai with a single yet creepy blue eye, a small move with a long big tongue, and his two feet.
(Teacher Bat: The Karakasa of the Tsukumogami is a Chinese umbrella that has reached its 100th year of existence and becomes animate. Most of these artifact spirits, or Tsukumogami, are particularly harmless while some would like to play pranks.)
Taira's shirt opens, leaving his fat belly hanging out, while his facial features disappear without a trace.
(Teacher Bat: Noppera-bo sometimes disguise their entire bodies to look like someone else, but their faces are known to look like blank sheets of skin where the faces are usually seen. Primarily known to frighten humans, but are usually harmless.)
Naga's neck stretches unbelievably long until it reaches to triple the height of his body.
(Teacher Bat: Rokurokubi are generally female, male ones are very rare. They usually have their abilities to stretch their necks during the night.)
Tsukune gasps, "What the?" Kasahara frowns, "Are you trying to mock us now?" Tsukune shakes his head, "No." Taira huffs, "We're low-classed spirits who are looked down upon." Naga says, "In places full of gorgeous girls, no one would accept us!" Tsukune sweat-drops, 'How about changing your personalities?'
Kasahara says, "Because of that, we also hate extremely well-liked people who don't work hard!" Tsukune blinks, "Actually I do work hard; it's college, so I'm used to that."
"Wind Spin!" shouts Kasahara as he 'opens' and spins, creating a gust of wind pushing Tsukune backward!
"We won't let you escape…" says Naga, as he ties up Tsukune with his neck.
Kasahara stomps on Tsukune's butt, "You don't understand the suffering we had to go through!"
Taira attempts to pull Tsukune into him by use of his belly, "Our idols are the only ones who can cure us of our sorrow!"
Naga scowls, "We cannot forgive you for taking them away!"
"And I'm afraid we cannot forgive you for attempting to kill one of our chosen" says a very familiar voice to Tsukune.
Tsukune sees a man with dreadlocks dressed in black silk, a man in a black leather trench coat, and a brown-haired girl with a moth-like barrette. Tsukune glares at the three, "Didn't I kill you three already?" The Love-Love Alliance look in the direction of the MONSTER agents, who are supposed to be dead and gasp, "You've killed them?"
The three possible MONSTER agents blink, "You killed us? You must have meant the bodies that came before us." Tsukune blinks, 'They don't remember me being Yokissai because they're copies of the originals?'
Tsukune was dropped by the trio and they backed away, scared of how he may murder them in return for trying to get rid of him. "He's a murderer?" "I'm scared." "Why is it always the quiet ones?" Tsukune rolls his eyes, 'Great, more people to exaggerate the stories.'
"Wait a moment!" calls Moka's voice!
Everyone looks up to see Moka, Kurumu, & Yukari flying into the scene; Kurumu (who is carrying a large pink bowl of pink-colored daifukumochi) by her own wings and Yukari riding a broom with Moka behind her!
On the ground, came some of the boys from Phi Psi (Daizo, Banban B, and Wolf) and a lot of Nu Chi girls rushing to the scene (with news equipment)!
Landing, Kurumu frowns "We will never forgive you for attacking my darling!" Moka follows, "My precious friend!" Yukari finishes, "and my boyfriend!"
A black-haired member of the Nu Chi girls yells, "Yeah, plus we're getting all this on film and exposing you three as dishonorable buffoons who don't belong in college!" Everyone looks at her confusedly, she shrugs in response, "Well it's true."
Banban B says "Also, before we fight, I suggest we first must observe the ancient ritual of the traditional pre-fight daifuku!"
"Pre-fight daifuku?" responds everyone else in confusion.
Tsukune sweat-drops, 'I know that daifuku is supposed to bring good fortune, but this is too much.'
With 6 parties looking at the daifuku, Kurumu whispers to Banban B, "Why did you talk me into this?" Banban B whispers back, "Give it a chance."
Kurumu slowly walks up toward the possible MONSTER Kaijin in disguise, the 3 transformed fanboys, and Tsukune, with Moka and Yukari behind her and her bowl of pink daifukumochi in her hand.
Wolf gulps, "It's not gonna last." Daizo says confidently, "Of course it will, everyone's bound to enjoy those red bean paste-filled puffs." Banban B nods, "Plus she's made a shit load of them."
The 3 Kaijin in disguise and 3 transformed fanboys drooled at the sight of the daifukumochi. One at a time, a pastry is taken from the bowl and placed into one's mouth.
Moka whispers to Tsukune, "Tsukune… I'm sorry if we're causing so much trouble for you." Kurumu nods, "Yes, please don't leave so soon." Yukari does her best Bambi-like face, "You're not a burden on us." Tsukune says, "Sometimes a man's got to do what a man's got to do." Moka slaps him, "Idiot! I don't want to lose you, you're our friend and we wish to help!" Kurumu and Yukari say in unison, "You've saved us in more ways than one." Tsukune sighs, "Girls…"
Suddenly a Nu Chi girl shrieks out, "Those guys in black cloaks disintegrated after eating Kurumu-chan's daifuku!" Kurumu pays attention to the consumers of the daifuku she was forced to offer, to see a Golunoid sticking a daifuku into its mouth before going POOF!
Tsukune realizes, "Kurumu-sempai must put a lot of love into her cooking; meaning that they are the MONSTER cannon fodder and Kaijin!"
Banban B looks at his Azuki gun, "That would explain how the cloakies fell so easily to my weapon back with the lizardmen!" Wolf gulps, "I've told you it wouldn't last!"
Reduced to only one option, the Kaijin shriek out "Seize them!" While the united fan club leaders roar, "Snag your idol!" Tsukune yells to the three members of Phi Psi present, "Help them!"
Just like that, the clones of the original MONSTER Kaijin reveal their true forms and goes after the three girls with Tsukune, the Love-Love Alliance splits up after their individual idol, the said girls try to resist, and the other Phi Psi present in the location ran to help each girl individually,
Naga stretches after Yukari, "Yukari… that youthful body of yours… will be wrapped by my long neck!" Yukari has to run away from him! The Moth Kaijin clone flaps her wings down above the two, sprinkling glittering dust on them, "Bathe in by sleep powder and drift away to dream land." Wolf charges, "Like heck Yukari-sempai will!" he lands on her back, sending her crashing to the ground "I will prevent her from being captured by bastards like you!"
Kurumu punches away at Taira's slime-covered belly, much to her disgust. "Kurumu," sighs the faceless freak, "let us gaze at each other and make love." Grossed out, Kurumu gags "How do you expect to do that, you big fat goddamn stalker?!" Feeling silky string wrapped around her waist, Kurumu looks behind her to find the Spider Kaijin ripping the back of her shirt away with two of his other arms while reeling her in! As shrieks her other captor says, "Don't worry, Kurumu-chan; since I am male, my silk is only harmful to other males. To females, it works as a beauty product." Daizo takes a hold of the Spider's abdomen/ass and says, "Why on earth would she want that, you perverted ugly piece of trash?!"
Moka is avoiding droplets of water being flung at her by the spinning Kasahara, who says to her "Moka, even in a heavy downpour should ultraviolet rays attack you, I'll always be your umbrella of love!" Moka steps back further, "Ew! There's no need to… KYAAA!" The Bat Kaijin picks her up by the shoulders with his feet and shouts to the Karakasa below, "She hates water damn it! How do you expect for her to leave the foundation when it's raining? Besides, she's coming with us to the wonderful ranks of MONSTER!" Banban B bounces off of Kasahara and snatches Moka from the Kaijin's grasp, "She wouldn't want to join you either!"
Tsukune growls, "Damn it! I've placed them all in danger, if only there was a way for them to fight back without my help to remove the rosary!"
Then he gets a vision, "Those Monster Weapons… again?" The Yokissai Belt appears around Tsukune's waist again, which gains the attention of everyone around him. The gemstone in the relic/buckle flashes and releases 6 balls of light that fly to his friends in battle.
From the balls of light came monster-like figures of different sizes and shapes——
In Moka's hands is an orange umbrella with the likeness to a Kasakara Tsukumogami.
The one held in Kurumu's left hand is an oval-shaped shield with an extremely polished surface and black spikes on one of the sides, which appear to be like hair.
Yukari finds herself holding a small figurine of a woman in a violet-and-red kimono.
Wolf is holding a green lizardman figurine.
Banban B is holding an orange mermaid figurine.
Daizo is holding a brown ogre statue with a blade-like ponytail.
Tsukune sweatdrops, "Okay, what kind of sick joke is this?" Still, he shakes his head and shouts at the Love-Love Alliance, "You fans should be ashamed of yourselves; you're the ones giving your 'idols' a hard time, not me!"
The Love-Love Alliance frown at Tsukune, "How dare you, you bastard?!"
Kasahara shouts, "Go! Fan Club Alliance's——"
Taira exclaims, "Ultimate technique——"
Naga finishes, "Angry Unity!"
Naga positions his neck to that Taira could stand on it. Kasahara spins like a top and takes to the air. He comes to a stop on time of Taira's head. "GATTAI!" shouts out the trio! As they made contact, the world is filled with light.
Everyone shields their eyes for a moment as the glare died down. When it did, they got a sudden surprise, "W-WA-WHAT THE?!"
Instead of three small monsters, one big monster stands in the Love-Love Alliance's place. He has a large fleshy body with a face on the chest and a small tail. His back holds an umbrella while the head on his shoulders have brown hair and a single eye. The same head is also on a long neck.
"Whaddaya think of us now?" gloats the massive Youkai, "you can just call me Big Bro!"
(Teacher Bat: "Combination is a fairly common if not a usually dangerous art within the supernatural world.")
Before Big Bro could release a karate chop at Tsukune, Kurumu and the girls came in front of Tsukune. Kurumu gulps, "I hope this shield is worth something!"
As soon as the giant fist makes contact with the shield… it amazingly slips away from the surface, causing the giant to spin and fall on its back.
Kurumu blinks, "Whoa… good shield." Yukari nods, "Really good." Tsukune replies, "It deflected the giant's fist?"
Everyone begins to examine the Monster Weapons——
"Wow!" exclaims Yukari as she pulls on the figurine's head to reveal a pole-like neck, "This figurine is actually a quarterstaff!"
Daizo says, "Hey, this thing looks like it can fold out." He grabs the blade-like ponytail and folds it upward, covering the miniscule ogre head and forming a hatchet that enlarges into an axe! "Sweet!"
Banban B folds the mermaid figurine after discovering the fins become like a gun barrel and its hair like a handle with the trigger and hammer. "Holy shit! The cool mermaid statuette can actually turn into a gun!"
Noticing the odd blade likeness in the tail, Wolf folds the tiny lizard down to see the figurine turn into a curved knife, which later turns into a saber with a 60 centimeter long curved blade, "A Lizardman Saber? Whoa-ho-ho!"
Tsukune observes the turn of events and says "Time to fight back! Henshin!" He backflips and transforms into Yokissai in a flash!
The Kaijin grow agitated, "Yokissai!"
Big Bro gasps, "What kind of monster are you?"
The Kamen Rider's eyes flash and he calls out to the wielders of the Monster Weapons, "Draw on some of their power, that way you will partially gain their power and how to access their finishing techniques!"
Kurumu frowns, "Just a little then." Her face vanishes, but then she says with her currently mouthless formation "Faceless Confusion!" as she smashes the fist holding the shield against the Spider Kaijin, sending it flying towards Daizo, who is hulking with more muscle thanks to the Ogre Axe, "Ogre Chop!" with a glowing axe blade, he cleaves the Kaijin in half!
"Eternal Stretch!" calls out Yukari, as she headbutts against the Moth Kaijin's gut while impaling the enemy with a still extending battle rod. Wolf rushes in with green scaly hands holding onto the Lizardman Saber, "Komodo Cut!" cleaving the Moth Kaijin's head off!
"Tidal Wave Shot!" shouts Banban B as he fires a basketball-sized sphere of water from the barrel at the umbrella weapon Moka is wielding in hand, it rebounds off the rim and shoots out the Bat Kaijin's heart from his chest leaving a gaping hole in it. Moka smiles, "This umbrella Tsukune provided me seems a whole lot better than what Kasahara-san was willing to provide."
Big Bro is shocked at the sheer power that the Monster Weapons held individually, "Scary…" slowly he creaks his head to look at his 'enemy' asking "Does that also mean… he is… unstoppable?"
After everyone transform back to normal, the Mermaid Gun, Ogre Axe, and Lizardman Saber disappear into thin air while the remaining three Monster Weapons combined; the Umbrella connected with one end of the Staff and the Shield's back connects with the other.
Big Bro gasps, "What in the world's happening!?"
Tsukune's helmet's eyes flash once more, "Detaramegami Stick."
Everyone sweatdrops, "Eh?"
Behind them, the three corpses of the Kaijin produce three floating balls of energy that later merge into one. Then that united ball of energy explodes; revealing a Kaiju; it's got a bat's body, a spider's eyes and abdomen and legs, and a moth's antennae and wings.
(Kivat the 3rd: "The difference between Kaijin and Kaiju is rather simple; Kaijin are usually human-sized or humanoid while Kaiju are gigantic or animalistic.")
The combined Monster Weapon flies into the hands of Kamen Rider Yokissai, granting him a thick white choker, a smooth gray faceplate over his face, an oval blue visor over his eyes, and finally topping off with an orange umbrella-like horn attachment.
Moka gasps, while the transformed Rider unconsciously removes the rosary from the vampire's choker—— then releasing the Moka inside!
As the Kamen Rider turns toward the Kaiju, who looks ready to attack, Reverse Moka frowns at Big Bro, "Stupid trash heap!"
"So cold," shivers Big Bro, "yet so beautiful…"
Kamen Rider Yokissai sighs, "Yes, it's true… you've said what I was thinking, Big Bro." then he turns back to the Kaiju and shouts out, "But I'm not finished with the Kaiju!"
Big Bro, focused on Reverse Moka, cheers out "My true idol has come forth! HOORAY! IDOL-SAMA!" Reverse Moka scoffs, "HMPH! You'll always be trash in my eyes no matter what you do."
The giant Youkai dashes toward the super vampire with glee, Moka frowns "Kurumu, Yukari… you may assist me. Daisuke, Daizo, Takeru… assist Yokissai." The five people she talked to gulp nervously but complied, "HAI!"
Before the Kaiju could shoot any webbing at the Rider, Daizo and Banban B threw Wolf at the Kaiju's abdomen. "Iron Impact!" calls out Wolf as he slams his fist into the region of the Kaiju that produces webbing. Yokissai leaps into the air——
Kurumu flies around the corner and slams her foot into the umbrella side of Big Bro's body, "Revenge Kick!" "Magic Wand!" calls out Yukari as she produces a magic wand, "Earth Making!" she makes a boulder appear before the foot of the giant Youkai, causing it to trip toward Reverse Moka——
Daizo and Banban B jump up and deliver the strongest uppercuts they can muster in their human form to send it reeling backward and face upward toward Yokissai, who dives in foot first.
"Lowly trash," growls Moka, "vanish… and learn your place!"
She then kicks giant Youkai!
"Storm Dance Kick!" calls out Yokissai as he rips through the Kaiju!
The Kaiju explodes within the air and the four men responsible for it land safely on the ground, with the Detaramegami Stick disappearing into Tsukune's relic/buckle and his armor vanishing. With Reverse Moka, after being shot into the air, the combined youkai separated and de-transformed back into the fanboy trio in a flash before they crash into the ground.
Taira grunts out, "We'll disapper…" Naga painfully groans out, "You'll always be our true idol…" and in agony and despair, Kasahara finishes, "We, the new Vampire Fan Club, are no match for the almighty Kamen Rider Yokissai." then the three of them faint.
(Referee Bat and Kivat the 3rd: "Yahoo! Today's champions were decided in 2 minutes! CHUU!")
Tsukune, with the rosary in hand, looks at Reverse Moka, who says to him "Tsukune… it would never be good if you left. I wouldn't have any of your delicious blood, even if I had the blood tomatoes you and Wolf are giving me producing from it. Also, the other Moka would suffer from unhappy loneliness allover again."
Daizo says, "Now look here, girl; I know we aren't much now, but there's more to it than just both of you and we're training to be worthy enough men in case anything happens to Yokissai." Banban B nods, "Baldera is right, I may be a 'nosepicking', 'beer-swelling' pervert, but I've got a sense of morality and justice plus plenty of control." Wolf comes up, "Yeah, aside from troublesome students there are threats like MONSTER out there coming after you and we, too, wish to protect you and Yukari-sempai-tachi."
As a lot of the Nu Chi girls cry at the nice words said by the other Phi Psis, some of them come up to them.
Kurumu comes up beside Tsukune and says, "Although Moka crying may bring me joy, if it weren't for you, it wouldn't be all joy because I now understand her feelings. You can't leave, darling!" Yukari hugs Tsukune's other side, "That's right, Tsukune-san!"
While the mushy moment was going on long enough——
"Look," says Tsukune, "the only reason I came all the way here for the bus was because I had to wait a whole month so he could deliver my letters to my parents and cousin." Everyone goes wide-eyed, "EH?"
Wolf realizes, "Oh that's right! The bus is also our only line of communication by delivering our mail!" Yukari gasps, "Wolf-san is right!"
Daizo looks at Reverse Moka curiously, "Does that mean that Tsukune leaving the school was Moka-chan's mistake in judgment?" Reverse Moka literally turns away from them, scoffing.
The bus arrives, the door opens in front of Tsukune, revealing the same mysterious bus driver, "Well, well, sonny boy… looks like you have managed to survive the MONSTER organization once again as well as this college. Is there anything I can do for you?"
Tsukune hands out a thick stack of letters to his parents and cousin, "I just need these delivered to their assigned addresses, sir." The bus driver puffs out smoke from his cigar and smiles, "Such a simple request, is that all?" Tsukune smiles and nods, "Yes." "What an admirable determination, sonny boy."
After the bus left with everyone watching it leave, Reverse Moka grabs her rosary and huffs, "Sheesh, how frustrating…" she puts it back on, returning to regular Moka. As she falls into his arms, she moans out "Please don't leave…" Tsukune smiles and drops his cell phone.
Meanwhile on the bus, "It's still a thorny path you've chosen and the wolves will eventually come for your little friends too."
On the next day in class…
"Good news, everyone!" smiles Nekonome-sensei, "We're online with the internet——"
"Eh?" replies Tsukune.
"The red telephones that can connect to the whole of the human world are finally installed, just around the small stores on campus."
"Nani?"
"The mail service and mail boxes are also set up for our postal services."
"Nani?"
"We also now have television connection, even from the whole of the human world. Now we can broadcast the news across campus through television."
"Eh?"
"Furthermore, the bus schedule has now been increased to once a day."
"NANDATOU?!"
Curious, Nekonome-sensei asks "Is there something wrong, Aono-kun?"
Sitting down, Tsukune replies "Nothing at all."
Nekonome-sensei finishes, "and Tachibana-sensei will be distributing specialized student pass keys so you'll have your own campus accounts, etc. this afternoon."
Behind Tsukune, Moka asks "Isn't that great?"
"Oniisan!" calls Wolf, "Rairo-sempai has fixed your cell phone so it would work here too!"
"That's just great…" sighs Tsukune, then he sees Moka jumping onto him "HEY! WE'RE STILL IN CLASS!"
GABU-CHUUUUUUUU!
"OUCH!!!"
To be continued…
New Yokissai Fact: it is now discovered that the Yokissai relic gives Tsukune the ability to create specialized magic artifacts called Monster Weapons out of relationships with members of new races he encounters. As of now it is unknown what Monster Weapons would come from his friendship with those who become his friends.
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Monster Weapons: these weapons are forged from Tsukune and his friends' unpleasant relationships with acquaintances and enemies. Usually Yokissai often summons these weapons and uses them, but there are times when other people use them. By drawing on power from a weapon, the wielder can partially transform into that kind of monster. The biggest danger of these are when they're wielded, the wielder must overpower the temporary persona they gain.
*Ogre Axe (height: +9cm; weight: +25kg; punching power: +4t; kicking power: +2t; highest jump: +10m; senses: +0km; top speed: +2s; defense rating: +0; finisher power: +10t)
~Ogre Chop: 10 additional tons into the chop of the finisher power and cutting power of the axe.
*Mermaid Gun: (height: +4cm; weight: +6kg; punching power: +1t; kicking power: +2t; highest jump: +15m; senses: +5km; top speed: +0s; defense rating: -1; finisher power: +13t)
~Tidal Wave Shot: 13 additional tons of power, pressurized baseball-sized sphere of water fired from the barrel like a cannon.
*Lizardman Saber: (height: +10cm; weight: +5kg; punching power: +2t; kicking power: +4t; highest jump: +10m; senses: +3km; top speed: +0s; defense rating: +1t; finisher power: +12t)
~Komodo Cut: 12 additional tons, sword slash
*Detaramegami Stick: (height: +19cm; weight: +5kg; punching power: +1.5t; kicking power: +2t; highest jump: +75m; senses: +132km; top speed: -2.5s; defense rating: +2; finisher power: +9t) this ridiculous weapon is formed from the combination of the Tsukumogami Umbrella, Nopperabo Shield, and Rokurokubi Staff. This makes KR Yokissai's outward appearance a rather odd combination; smooth gray face, blue visor, thick choker, and orange umbrella-like horn attachment.
~Storm Dance
**Tsukumogami Umbrella: (height: +25cm; weight: -25kg; punching power: +0.5t; kicking power: +1t; highest jump: +60m; senses: +20km; top speed: -2.5s; defense rating: +2; finisher power: +3t) and orange umbrella-like horn attachment is on the top of the KR's helmet while an oval-shaped blue visor is attached over the eyes.
~Rain of Despair: a powerful downpour of torrential rain with the umbrella protecting the wielder.
~Umbrella Thrust: using the umbrella as a spear to thrust into a certain point on the enemy.
~Umbrella Bomber Kick: closing the umbrella quickly to rise incredibly high and deliver a dive-bombing kick.
**Nopperabo Shield: (height: +3cm; weight: +30kg; punching power: +0t; kicking power: +0t; highest jump: +3m; senses: +100km; top speed: -1s; defense rating: +1; finisher power: +3t) the only outward change on Kamen Rider is a smooth gray plate covering the face of the helmet.
~Faceless Confusion: +3t, a punch wielding the large shield as giant brass knuckles
**Rokurokubi Staff: (height: +10cm; weight: +0kg; punching power: +1t; kicking power: +1t; highest jump: +0m; senses: +12km; top speed: +2s; defense rating: -1; finisher power: +3t) in the hands of KR Yokissai, a white coil-like choker appears around his neck, which gives him the ability to stretch his neck to any length.
~Eternal Stretch: using one end of the staff as a spear to push into the target with an ever-extending growth of the weapon until it pierces through or until the weapon strains and disappears.
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Kamen Rider Yokissai, Detaramegami Stick empowered
-Statistics
*Height: 199cm
*Weight: 70kg
*Punching Power: 3.5t
*Kicking Power: 5t
*Maximum Running Speed: 100m/4s
*Maximum Jumping Height: 85m
*Maximum Swimming Speed: 100 knots
*Senses: 137km
*Defense Rating: 8
*Finisher Power: 24t
-Info: this ridiculous form is granted to Yokissai by wielding the Detaramegami Stick combined Monster Weapon. This makes KR Yokissai's outward appearance a rather odd combination; smooth gray face, blue visor, thick choker, and orange umbrella-like horn attachment to top it off, plus it makes his persona slightly more admiring of his closest female friends on campus.
~Storm Dance Kick: Yokissai jumps into the air and dives down foot-first delivering a powerful kick that can deliver about 29 metric tons of force per square centimeter.