Here's that 100 review special I was talking about~ (only about thirty or forty late. But hey, whatever.) It's definitely not as good as the fifty review one…though I never thought I'd get this far. Whatever.
Also, I hope you've read or seen Harry Potter, or else this is all going to go over your heads.
Title: Of Harry, Hermione, and Those Gingers
Pairings: USUK, implied FrUK
Rating: K or K+. It's pretty much as innocent as a newborn kitten.
Genre(s): Friendship, Humor, Romance
Dedications: Anyone who has reviewed the past 100+ chapters! Seriously, you guys are beasts. Amazing spectacular beasts.
Inspiration: Harry Potter~
Warnings: Lots of Harry Potter. Go read it NOW if you haven't.
Summary: Just a ship war between two friends, on whether Harry should have ended up with Hermione or Ginny…
Disclaimer: I don't own Owl City's "Early Birdie", I don't own Lonely Island's "Like a Boss", I don't own JKR's Harry Potter, and I don't own Himaruya-sensei's "Hetalia". There. Are you happy now?
Begin~
Alfred asked, "Do you have anything else to watch?" You see, he and his friend were watching TV, and all that was on was Doctor Who, which Alfred was not the biggest fan of, for some reason.
"I've got Harry Potter and James Bond and Monty Python, and that's it. Which one?" asked the friend he was with, named Arthur.
"I haven't seen the sixth Harry Potter yet. Let's watch that."
"How have you not seen that?" grumbled Arthur, but he put the movie in anyways.
Alfred sighed. "I hope Harry and Hermione get together. They'd make such a cute couple."
"No they don't. Harry is much better off with Ginny, Ron's little sister." He though Alfred might need reminding since she was a bit more of a minor character until the sixth film.
"But Hermione has totally always been there for him!"
"Harry's a nice guy. He'll go out with Ginny and let his best friend have the hot girl."
"What if Hermione doesn't want to settle for Ron? What if she wants Harry?"
"Well, would Hermione really do that to Ginny? Ginny's her best girl friend, they're like sisters, and everyone knows she's been in love with Harry since she first laid eyes on him."
"Ginny can suck it up and cry to her brother."
"And then you think Harry would be happy? Knowing that he made an innocent little girl and most likely his best friend cry?"
"He'd have Hermione to vent to! Like I said, she's always been there for him." Alfred grinned, thinking he'd won.
"But what if Harry actually wants Ginny, and Hermione actually wants Ron?" asked Arthur.
"Well, that's BS, and it would never happen."
Arthur smirked. "We'll see about that." He pressed 'Play' on his remote and the introductory shot* soon began. "Though I do have to agree with you. Harry and Hermione should have ended up together, even if it makes more sense for Harry and Ginny."
Alfred's face lit up. "So does that mean you'll dump Francis?"
…
"…what?"
…
"Haha…I was just…
"Just kidding. Of course I will."
Alfred hugged Arthur, and all was right in the world.
…Except for with Francis, who was about to get dumped.
*Introductory helicopter nature shot~ (Bad guy at a safe distance.) Second helicopter introductory nature shot. (Bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance!) (turn) Careful, Harry, he doesn't have a nose! (etc.)
If you got that there^ then you are awesome. If you didn't, look up LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Parody. It's by Tobuscus, and it's awesome. Like, Prussia awesome. (FLEX!)
Anyway, I just want to thank you again for giving me so many reviews. I really didn't deserve this, and you guys were all just so amazing. I have over 100 reviews. Wow. Still in shocked happiness about this. *goes to check exact number* It's 135. ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE. DAMN, I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. *hugs*
And since you're so awesome you should totally check out my four OTHER new stories 'cause they're pretty good too! Especially Embers. It needs some love. (MataHari-Chan, that was the one I was telling you about where everybody d-wait, don't want to spoil it any more.)
Well, thank you for reading, and reviewing! :DDDDDDDDDD