Heeeeey! I've finally decided to type this! I mean, what? I…I was totally gonna type this a week ago, I just…didn't have time…yeah…But anyway, here it is! The long-awaited (okay, not really…I know you people don't really care…) finale to Costermonger! Waaaai! :D

Requests are going smoothly~ I'm almost done! There's just about three at the bottom of the page that keep staring at me and I'm like NO I DON'T WANT TO RIGHT NOW..but I will. Don't worry.

Here we go.

Title:May I Have This Dance?

Pairings: USUK, and that's really it for this one…

Rating:K+

Genre(s): Romance, Friendship

Dedications: Maya-chan2007, tintenstern, foreversnowynights, The Scribz, SnowGirl999, Alphine, Hana1225, TheNinjaWangsta, Allthingsgeeky, and anyone who fav'd or alerted

Inspiration: Requests for Al and Artie to dance.

Warnings: Crossdressing, and you may imagine Artie without any pants. Wait, is that a bad thing?

Summary: Arthur is happily going to spend his afternoon with Alfred. The only problem is that he's currently in a dress, and he has to reveal himself before the day is out…

Disclaimer: I don't own Elevator Love Letter, I don't own The Yatta Song, and I don't own Hetalia. They belong to Stars, Happa-tai Green Leaves, and Himaruya-sensei respectively.

BEGIN.

Suddenly, the sound of a door being opened and then slammed shut were heard, along with a "Mom! We're home!"

"There's Alfred now~ go on, Alice. Go see him," said Amelia, grinning like a fox. Arthur hopped off the bed and went to the door.

"Good luck, cuz!" exclaimed Elisabeta, waving. Arthur just rolled his eyes. Yeah, whatever.

He exited the room and saw a flight of stairs, which he descended. He turned right and came face-to-face with Alfred's twin, whose name escaped him.

"Who are you?" asked the twin*. Arthur struggled to smile cutely.

"I'm…Alice. Elisabeta's cousin." He tried to sneak past the boy, but he was blocked.

"I didn't know Liz had a cousin. I thought that would have been something she'd talk about." The boy narrowed his eyes. This girl…Alice…looked nothing like Elisabeta. She kinda seemed familiar, though…

"Believe it or not, I'm her cousin. Now, if you'd please excuse me…" He tried to slip past the boy again, and this time, he succeeded, and then ran straight into someone else.

"Whoa! Didn't see you there!" Arthur looked up. "Are you okay, Miss…?"

"Alice. And what's your name?" he asked, though he already knew the person's name.

"Alfred F. Jones, at your service!"

Arthur smiled again. "It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Jones."

Alfred grinned. "Call me Alfred. Mr. Jones is my father." That girl was kind of cute. What did she say her last name was, again? "And what's your last name, Miss Alice?"

"Er, uh, Héderváry. I'm Elisabeta's cousin," she replied slowly, going slightly pink. "And so you must be Miss Amelia's son."

"That's me!" He nodded. "Is my mom here?" If she wasn't, he'd probably have to go all heroic kung fu on this girl for breaking into his house.

"I'm here!" called his mother from upstairs. How she had heard what he said, no one would ever know. Except her.

"Yeah. She's upstairs…she told me to come down and meet you." There was a muttered "What about me?" from the other boy, but Alfred and Alice chose to ignore him.

"Great!"

…

Awkward silence.

"Uh, do you want anything to drink?" asked Alfred.

"I'm fine," she replied.

…

More awkward silence.

"So, uh…how long are you going to be in town?"

"Huh? Oh, I don't know. I think I'm going home tonight at the earliest, or tomorrow morning," she muttered. "It all depends…"

"That's not long at all! Have you seen everything yet?" he exclaimed. The town wasn't very big, but it was still worth looking at!

"Actually, I…haven't really seen anything," she admitted.

"WHAT?" He slammed his hands down on the counter. "This needs to be fixed right now! Come on!" He ran over to her, grabbed her wrist, and pulled her out the kitchen's screened door.**

For the next three hours, until about 7:30, he showed her every single building in town and introduced her to every single person that they met along the way. Eventually, though, Alfred ran out of people and places and they walked back to his house.

"Um…Alice?" he asked hesitantly. She looked over at him.

"Yes?" God, she was adorable. And also strangely familiar…

"There's actually one place left that you haven't seen."

"Where's that?" she asked. "I mean, I've seen your house—"

"Weeeeell, it's my barn. On Saturday nights, we hold a big dance-y thing there! Wanna go?" he asked.

"I-I…sure. Let's go."

They arrived at the barn at 8:00, and Alfred didn't leave Alice's side until 9, when he went to go get some drinks. While he was gone, Amelia approached her.

"You haven't done it yet?"

"No. But I will soon."

"You better~" she said, and then she disappeared into the crowd.

Seconds later, Alfred reappeared. "Sorry, the punch had Squirt in it…"***

"O-Oh, okay. Er, could we go outside?"

"Sure!"

They escaped out a side door and Arthur led Alfred out to behind the younger's house. "I have something very important to tell you. Well, maybe it would be better to show you…"

"What is it?" Alfred asked.

"Uh…" He grabbed one of his pigtails and tugged on it. The large wig toppled off of his head.

"…So you've got short hair?"

Arthur facepalmed. "You're a blooming idiot. Imagine me wearing pants."

"…Well, what's that supposed to do?"

Arthur facepalmed again. "I'm a MAN."

"Okay—wait, WHAT?"

"Arthur. I'm Arthur."

Alfred blinked twice. "Wait. Arthur as in…"

"Withered cucumber guy."

Alfred smiled. "Ah. Sorry I wasn't there this week. Didja miss me?"

"Git. Why else would I have come?" replied Arthur, blushing.

The younger boy's grin widened. "Does this mean—"

"Yes." He glanced down and remembered he was wearing a dress. "Ah…could you get me some pants?"

Fifteen minutes later, after Alfred had loaned Arthur some of his clothes, the two sneaked back into the barn just as a slow song had started. In the corner of the barn they slowly started to circle. Alfred was leading.****

"So why were you dressed as a girl, anyway?" he whispered to the shorter man.

"Your mother and her friends forced me into it," replied Arthur. "They took my clothes and changed me while I was unconscious."

Alfred gave him an odd look. "…And why were you unconscious?"

"They used chloroform or whatever you call it on me," muttered Arthur angrily.

"I'm sorry. She can be a bit pushy sometimes…" He rested his forehead on Arthur's. "But don't worry about it. I'm sure that now that she has what she wants, she'll stop bothering you."

"I hope so," sighed Arthur.

"Well, her plan worked, didn't it?"

Arthur smiled. "Yes. It did."

And then Alfred kissed Arthur, and Arthur knew it was all worth it.

*That's Kuma's line! Silly Mattie.

**Well, at least she wasn't on his back and it wasn't a closed glass door that they thought was open…that would be far too much like the Twilight spoof.

***And everybody knows only Harry Potter likes that shit.

****I'm sorry. I just had to include UKe somehow~

AND THE MONSTER HAS BEEN SLAIN. I don't know if you remember it, MataHari-Chan, but several years ago you requested for them to dance, and I said I could possibly incorporate it in a sequel to Costermonger. And there it was.

I think tintenstern requested dancing too. If so, then that kills two stones with one bird. (Just kidding, I'm not Chuck Norris.)

Anyway, thank you for reading! I'm considering just taking those four chapters out of the collection and turning them into their own story. Hm, I don't know. Probably won't, that would take too much effort. I'm so lazy.

Another thing. Does anyone have any idea what country/town this would be taking place in? 'Cause I mean, they use the pound, but there's also a very American countryside, complete with barns and hoedowns. So I'm confused, and I'm sure you are as well.

I hope you enjoyed~