LW: Hello again, we're back.
Rachel: So what next?
LW: Well seeing as spells make you look like a doosh, I've decided to get you trained with your magic voice in between Glee moments and Quinn learning vampire powers and not getting killed.
Quinn: What? !
LW: 'Not get killed' There's a difference. Also Snaky's gonna try get an official position at something, mainly because I can't understand why the only people running are by school standards the 'ditz' and the 'camp' so I'm adding the 'most likely insane'.
Rachel: What about Shelby?
LW: IDK maybe we can avoid her like that tone-deaf aspergic Sugar.
Rachel: OK
LW: Good Luck everyone, I own Snaky/James, Henry, Azulong and our special guest (guess who) that's all.
I've Got the Magic in Me – Training
Just outside Sue's office
James: Now here's the plan, in 2 minutes I want you to scream as loud as you can and let the energy flow as much as you can while your doing it. OK?
Rachel: One. Why am I …
James opens the door to Sue's office pushes Rachel in the locks the door. Rachel gets back up and sees him doing the 'get on with it' sign with his hand out the window so she screams, her eyes glowing and violet wisps start to flicker in the air. James watches from outside smirking as he stands 2cm off the ground incase the sound escapes (Being a snake he can hear using vibrations passing through his body as can switch to just that). As he stands there the glass in the window and trophy cases start to crack and spider-web until it shattered and James gave her the hand sign for 'kill it' and she stopped.
Rachel: Oh My God, it worked. But I'm just destroyed Coach Sylvester's office, she's gonna kill me.
James: Excellent work Rach. Now we should get you out before Coach notices, so try whistling cause I broke the sonic-y thing which sucks because I was gonna use it for the Halloween thing and
Rachel: What thing?
James: Doesn't matter, anyway girl whistle now.
Rachel kneels to get eye level with the keyhole and creates a high pitch whistle then when she stopped she actually heard the inner workings move and click into place. James opened the door as Rachel got up.
Rachel: Well this was a very productive day. What next?
James: A very simple thing. It's called running (Both run for it)
Later
Shelby: Hey you must be one of the new kids, have you seen Rachel, and would you like to join the new glee club?
James: In reverse order NO! and No. Goodbye miss Berry.
Shelby: Actually it's Shelby Corcoran. Why'd you think I was a Berry?
James: Incase you haven't noticed not many people acknowledge Rachel as anything other than an annoyance Myself, Azulong her girlfriend and Brittana excluded. So I merely guessed as there was not many other reasons we don't know about. So your Shelby who adopted Quinn's baby right? I bet she's avoiding you too?
Shelby: Yes I am and no she isn't. Puck and her came over to see little Beth yesterday.
James: Oh shit! Well thanks for everything Miss Corcoran and I'll tell Rachel you were looking for her not that see doesn't already know if I see her.
Shelby: Oh (Leaves)
James: OK you can come out now. Also give me that back, I only have one now.
With a shimmer in the air Rachel appears behind the James, anger just flooding from the diminutive diva.
Rachel: She said she was with her mom. Why would she lie to me?
James: Maybe she had her reasons. I mean as you've just shown you will do anything to avoid your biological mother who abandoned you twice! And then there's the fact that Beth makes your relationship kinda awkward, mainly because your kinda sister's (Beth) biological mother (Quinn) is your girlfriend. So there are at least 2 reasons for freezing you out, calm down Rach nothing bad is going on except that the 2 of them are back and 1 of them is working in the school. Also if she catches you make sure she doesn't recruit you for Sugar's group.
Rachel: Don't worry, those are 2 people I would rather let you and Santana kill me before spending extended periods of time with. You can't get me out of New Directions that easily.
James: Good.
A few days later
Brittany: …With boys where did we end up? Going to war, spiralling economy and (Cane in her face)(that sounds weird)
James: I'm going to stop your feminism rant right there because there would be no difference on what happens in a country if it's a boy or a girl ruling it, if something bad happens it's the governments fault and that isn't all men or all women so shut up. Speaking of the elections I'm putting my name in, not that Brittany's worried or Kurt cares but you know for your information. By the way Brit if you're gonna win with feminine charm your skirts too long.
Brittany: Thanks
Santana: He's insulting you Britt. 1) Where do you get off saying everything you've just said to us and 2) these are Cheerio skirts the shortest things know to teen. How can they be shorter.
James: To answer the questions 1) I'm doing a Sugar and letting my condition talk for me (I actually have this myself but am not such a bitch/prick) and 2) Look to your right and you'll be proven wrong. (Glares from Santana and Rachel) Check fanon.
Brittany: So now what?
James: time for some music for the systematically insane. Come on Britt.
Both of them run to the assembly leaving a very pissed off Santana and a WTF Rachel and Kurt.
Brittany: Some people you can never please You might as well just let them be They mock everything not their own From their imaginary throne
James: But I won't bow down, even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy
So hey, hey, this song is for us So put your hands in the air if you're crazy like us
Both: Hey, hey. Hey hey, that's freedom you hear Comin' right to your ear, that's the sound from our bus Hey, hey
James: Why try to be like someone else When you can only be yourself?
Brittany: No one can sing the song you do Be true, be legendary you
James: So I won't sell out, even if the whole world thinks I'm crazy
Both: So hey, hey this song is for us So put your hands in the air if you're crazy like us
Hey, hey. Hey, hey, that's freedom you hear
Comin' right to your ear, that's the sound from our bus Hey, hey
Brittany: Why kiss the feet of the people who kick you When you can be anything that you want to?
Both: So hey, hey, this song is for us So put your hands in the air if you're crazy like us
Hey, hey. Hey hey, that's freedom you hear Comin' right to your ear, that's the sound from our bus Hey, hey
(Both go off after applause)
Kurt: Crap that song is awesome, this will be difficult.
Santana: For you maybe, James and Britt were singing so if this helps him it'll help her just as much.
Rachel: It looks like you have a lot of work to do Kurt, James and Brittany are leaving you in the dust. (Both leave together after J&B)
In the gym
Nearly collapsing, an exhausted Quinn runs straight at the horn haired blond who throws her to his left without even looking. As his grey eyes look at her fallen body a look of pity and confusion cross his usually blank features. He walks over to the vampy and tired blond, sitting cross-legged beside her.
Henry: So is your problem something I can ask or is this something like asking Shini if he's lost it dating a plasma shooting crazy woman?
Quinn: (Sitting up) Yeah I suppose. It's Beth, you know her; little girl I had and gave away 2 years ago to Rachel mom it turns out. Well both of them are back and I want a relationship with my daughter but I'm worried about telling Rachel because of the pain she went through with Shelby, especially as she dumped her again for Beth it seems. I've been getting better until then but
Henry: Actually for the past few days you been doing the exact opposite of improving and it's been annoying me. But you should tell Rachel, I mean she already knows Shelby's here and that means Beth too which might mean she'll think your staying away from your own child because of her and will feel bad about it. Just tell her so you can clear your conscience and I can fight without dying of boredom.
Quinn: Fine. And one more thing (Plunges her vamp-up ed hand into his chest) you suck at pep talks. I win.
Henry looks at her and puts his hands on her shoulders then pushes her half way across the gym, the hole in his chest already healing up. Quinn gets up and Henry give his usual slasher smile and pulls him scythe from his coat, eyes turning a blood red colour. Both ready to kill each other until a whistle distracts them.
?: Oy! Either of you seen Azulong anywhere?
Henry: You!
Quinn: Oh Crap! We're screwed
The music room.
Azulong: Your true colours are beautiful, Like a rainbow.
Rachel: That was perfect, she'll love it.
Santana: So you've told us so much about your girl some of which only me and Britt were really embarrassed about knowing but still, when do you think we'll meet this awesome girl.
Brittany: Sany we can't rush her besides she's only here because she can't be with her girlfriend, therefore it's highly unlikely we'll ever meet her.
Snaky: I wouldn't say that.
Rachel: What the hell does that…..
?: Hey cutie.
Azulong: HELIOS! (Glomps her)
Santana: (Wolf Whistle) Awesome.
After Helios manages to get her overjoyed girlfriend off her and get up she walks over to the chair beside Snaky and Azulong practically leaps onto her lap.
Azulong: So not that I'm not so glad to see you because I over the moon with happiness but still, why are you here?
Helios: I came to be with my girlfriend for a while so I picked a fun holiday to do it. So am I too early or something?
Azulong: You're right on time. (Kisses her)
Snaky: Actually you're about a week or 2 early. (Confused looks) Halloween!
Santana: Oh yeah. Glee Party at Rachel's.
The occupants of the room all cheer with the exception of Rachel who had a look stuck somewhere between 'What The F***' and 'This is going to end so badly'.
TBC
LW: Well that's all till Halloween. Also seeing as unlike last year where they had one Glee is on hold it seems until November 1st/3rd (Regional thing) so I'm doing a Halloween special! I've already decided on costumes for Snaky, Rachel, Quinn, Santana, Brittany, Azulong, and Helios. Any other Glee members still in the club's (All minus Mercedes) costumes can be offered to me, it'd help as I have no idea.
Last Notes:
1) Why is the aspergic girl the only person on Glee (that we've seen sing) who's fucking Tone-Deaf!
2) Why did none of Mercedes' rants make any sense eg. Rachel almost never gets her own way (moron) and incase you haven't noticed most of the time even her 'friends' (Kurt and Mercedes) ignore every word that comes out of her mouth.
Brittany: Have Fun, enjoy the Holidays and See you October 31st! (Evil-ish Laugh)
Songs used;
'Hey, Hey' by SUPERCHICK
'True Colours' (little bit) by Eva Cassidy