LW: Happy Halloween everybody! Welcome to Lonly Wanderer's Glee Halloween special.
Santana: This is gonna be freaking awesome. So who's coming to the party?
LW: The Glee Club, James and Psycho-Firecest. Also some costumes are awesome others fairly s*** really, sorry about that.
Quinn: Don't worry people won't care, now let's get this party started.
Warning – If you let your mind wander you'll notice they go a little crazy in this chapter.
I've Got the Magic in Me – This Is Halloween {Special}
James arrived at the Berry Household about 7, the party wasn't on yet and most people wouldn't arrive till 8 but he'd been roped in by Rachel and Brittany to help the 4 of them to set up and obviously he dragged Azulong and Helios along. Unfortunately he couldn't physically bring them as they wouldn't leave their rooms out of costume and he would only regenerate his entire face so many times, so in the end he went alone. Arriving in costume he knocked on the door which opened revealing a vamparic looking Rachel.
James: Hello Sweetie (Costume related)
Rachel: Better not let Quinn hear you. Nice costume.
James: Well little witchy Quinny will be fine, also thanks you too.
Rachel: (Confused) How'd you
James: Know? You're a vampire and Quinn is one for real, therefore seeing as you're a witch for real I thought Quinn would be one.
Rachel: Good work. Well come on.
James walked in after Rachel enjoying the look of the house, it looked so much bigger but still as homey as he imagined. As he got to the living room a flustered Quinn walked past them, setting lanterns, skulls and other weird things up for creepy effect. In the kitchen Santana was bringing the drinks and Brittany was nowhere to be found. James decided to help Santana seeing as Rachel had decided to try move each object as Quinn put them down, him avoiding the fight that may occur. Finding the little devil he had to admit she pulled off the costume really well and even though he got them for her it still didn't make her any less awesome looking.
Santana: Hey lizard, Can you get the last crate?
James: Sure. (Few min. later) Are you sure we need this much?
Santana: Yes! There's me and Puck, then we need to get Berry pissed so she'll be extra fun and maybe tell some Faberry secrets, and most importantly neither you, Azulong or Helios have ever been at one of our parties therefore we need to find your tipping point and drive right over it.
James: Then it's a good thing I'm human for this. By the way S you look great like that.
Santana: Thanks, I just thought who was the closest in that world in personality (i.e. Bitchiest) and she just appeared in my head. Good thing you could get this for me.
James: Anytime. By the way, where's Brittany?
Santana: She's with the pyro twins, you think you'd keep track of who's in the building with you. Seeing as Britt came up in this talk, me and her are in coupled costume and Azulong says you might like it.
James: We'll have to see, Azula has a lot of fanon couples.
Santana: Yes she does Doctor Snaky.
Quinn: Oy hurry up, Kurt and Blaine will be here in 5 minutes and the rest won't be far behind. So get the lead out of your pants.
Santana: (Looks at James) Nope nothing there. (James glares) What? I'm just saying nothing's showing, no need to death glare me.
10 minutes later
The party had just begun and almost everybody was there, Kurt had arrived as Gaga (He had the costume) and Blaine as Brendon Urie (PATD). Finn arrived as Frankenstein (Following Santana's advice) and Puck as a werewolf. Tina had come as a Manananggal (Asian vamparic creature) with wings and everything. James had stayed with Santana and both were on their 2nd drink watching a slightly drunk Rachel nuzzling a relaxed and happy Quinn. Neither had managed to find Brittany or the fire starters but it'd only just started and the bell just rang. The door flung open revealing the 3 missing Gleeks and Santana was right, James was interested. Brittany was wrapped quite well in a pink ensemble that was pretty much a Ty Lee outfit and Azulong could keep the smirk off her face. She'd come as Claudia from Warehouse 13, though James knew that because she came to him then Kurt for advice on dying the mad 'Claudia' streak in her hair, and the relaxed crazy she was expressing was exactly the same as the real girl. Helios' outfit took the 2 of them and the still fully sober Quinn for a ride; Helios was dressed in a black/navy/purple suit like outfit with her hair down but in an organised chaos arrangement, the final touch were 'snake-eye' contacts which were apparent when she scanned the room the black slit sliding across the surface. Helios had come to the party as 'Snaky' who was somewhere between 'Father Figure' and 'Bad Influence' for her most of the time and still managing to be 'Reliable Friend' any other time.
Puck: Holy S***! Who're you meant to be?
Helios: The Eternal of insanity, Snaky.
Rachel: Don't worry your jock head Puck, it's a geek thing. Good work Helios you make a good male, unstable, demonic serpent.
Finn: (Laughs) You came as a guy!
Azulong: So? Kurt came as Gaga!
Finn: Oh, OK.
Helios: Let's Party! Rachel got a plan?
Rachel: Well if you don't mind singing with me, we could do 'creepy karaoke'.
Helios: OK. What 1st?
Rachel: Something light hearted to start off….. (Violet Glow) Come on Quinne!
Quinn: OK Rachel.
Rachel: Callin' all the, callin' all the, callin' all the monsters
Callin' all the monsters, callin' all the monsters
All: Oh yea aye, oh yea aye, oh yea aye
Quinn: Heart thumps and you jump
Comin' down with goosebumps!
You dared to go there
I'ma, I'ma get you so scared!
All: We're wantin' to
We're hauntin' you
We're wantin' to
Eh, eh
Helios: You stayed in too late
To be getting afraid
This scene's extreme…
I I I I'ma get you so scared!
All: We're wantin' to
We're hauntin' you
We're wantin' to
Eh eh
Quinn: Gonna get your body shakin'
Wishin' you could just awaken
Here we go…
Rachel: Tonight all the monsters gonna dance
We're comin' to get ya!
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance
We're comin' to get ya!
If you're only dreaming
Why I hear you screaming?
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance
We're comin' to get ya!
We're comin' to get ya!
All: Callin' all the monsters, callin' all the monsters
Callin' all the, callin' all the, callin' all the monsters
Helios: You hide or you try…
Kiss tomorrow goodbye!
We thrill to your chill…
B-B-B-Buckin' for a freak-out!
Quinn: We're wantin' to
We're hauntin' you
We're wantin' to
Eh eh
Helios: We might just bite underneath the moonlight
More fun if you run!
I-I-I-I'm I'm already chasin'
Quinn: We're wantin' to
We're hauntin' you
We're wantin' to
Ehh ehh
Brittany: Gonna get your body shakin'
Wishin' you could just awaken
Here we go…
Rachel: Tonight all the monsters gonna dance
We're comin' to get ya!
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance
We're comin' to get ya!
If you're only dreaming
Why I hear you screaming?
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance
We're comin' to get ya!
We're comin' to get ya!
All: Callin' all the monsters, callin' all the monsters
Callin' all the, callin' all the, callin' all the monsters!
Azulong: Gonna paint it red, get inside your head, head, head
Like a demon choir playing with fire, fire, fire
Snaky: Gonna get your body shakin'
Wishin' you could just awaken
Rachel: Tonight all the monsters gonna dance
We're comin' to get ya!
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance
We're comin' to get ya!
If you're only dreaming
Why I hear you screaming?
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance
We're comin' to get ya!
We're comin' to get ya!
Quinn: Oh yea aye, oh yea aye, oh yea aye
Helios: We're comin' to get you!
Kurt: Oh My God that was awesome, Helios you have such talent. Please stay, with Rachel, me, Azulong, James and you we can't lose.
Helios: I'm not staying, I'm just her for some love with my gorl (collapses onto her)
James: Kurt, your drunk. Your EGO is showing!
Blaine: I think everyone else is too pissed to care. So who's next for this weird music thing?
Rachel: Hey!
Puck: Puck-man's gotta get some rock power and badassness soon, so James let's do this.
James: OK Now!
Puck: I can feel the animal inside
My resolve is weakening
Pounding on the doors of my mind
It's nearly overpowering
I cannot begin to describe
The hunger that I feel again
Run if you intend to survive
For the beast is coming to life
Ticking bomb in the glimmer on this tainted moonlight
Death approaches on this night
James: For the animal's soul is mine
We will be completed right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight
Puck: I can feel the calling again
The primal need is filling me
Changes are about to begin
And now my blood is boiling
I can see the fear in your eyes
But you can't bring yourself to scream
Time to shed the mortal disguise
The beast is coming to life
Ticking bomb in the glimmer on this tainted moonlight
Death approaches on this night
James: For the animal's soul is mine
We will be completed right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight
(lights go weird ,Azulong and Helios cheer. Faberrittana look on in surprise)
Snaky: We begin the hunt tonight
Til the power courses the creatures take flight
When the kill is close and I will be satisfied
For the smell of fear tonight
Wakes an ancient lust that will not be denied
You're mine
Puck: For the animal's soul is mine
We will be completed right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight
James: For the animal's soul is mine
And the world around will never hear your cries
An unholy crime
And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight
Brittany: Yay Crazy! You guys were awesome. OK guys what next? Rachel.
Rachel probably would've answered if she hadn't been in the middle of nearly eating Quinn's face (not that anyone was complaining). So Santana decided to come in.
Santana: Everyone move the furniture; I've Never/Spin the bottle/Truth or Dare overload! (thank you Catty Jay)
Everyone fearfully followed the Latina's orders, couples sitting together due to most being clingy, and the single guys together hoping to kiss anyone but each other.(Except James who was sitting between Azulong and Brittany)
Tina: OK James, you go 1st.
James: Fine. I've never questioned or had family/friends question my sexuality.
Straight away Quinn, Santana, Kurt and Blaine grabbed a drink. Surprisingly James also took a shot…until he gave it to a glaring Helios who downed it with some encouragement from her girlfriend. She still looked like she wanted to kill him but Azulong pressed against her helped keep her calm. Also to some people's ( Except Kurt, Santana and James) so did Tina shyly.
Tina: What? I've been thinking lately, Brittana and Faberry give me this warm feeling inside …
Santana: That's arousal Stutters.
Tina: I know what that feels like Satan. It's like a feeling of love and happiness, I think I might be bi. You know like Brittany!
Brittany: Awesome, another Unicorn! Time to spin James.
James spun the bottle and it landed on … Brittany. Ignoring the glare Santana was giving him the pink wearing blond and purple haired serpent kissed, hands behind each others heads. After about a minute they stopped, blushing and separated.
James: I see why Santana's always eating your face, you're good.
Brittany: Thanks :) So Truth or Dare?
James: Dare.
Brittany: Get Helios' jacket and shirt off.
James: This shouldn't be too hard, the jacket's mine anyway.(gropes her) Yep it's safe.
Quinn: What was that for?
James: 2 reasons – 1) No hidden weapons so I don't die, and 2) That she has a bra so I can actually do this.
Quinn: Oh.
As said getting her jacket off was easy, and with a little tonguing of her neck (Forked tongue, anyone who imagined anything with a Silurian [new ones] or Androvax/any of his people know what I mean) managed to get her shirt off leaving her in her coal black bra beside a drooling Azulong. He left the clothes down on a chair and sat back down, getting hi-5's from Puck and Santana.
Several rounds later (think them up yourself if you want. They were loads of fun)
After a few hours of the game most of them had kissed at least 3 people, everyone (except Mike and Blaine who were designated) was completely drunk and in most states of un-dress. Puck had even gotten Rachel to run around the house twice sometime after she'd gotten into just her underwear, with Quinn standing outside with her watching the fun. Unsurprisingly Santana, Puck and James drank at most questions but Helios and Brittany were not that far behind. After they'd run out of shots and everyone was completely wasted Quinn decided to call it a night ( That and she'd probably gotten jealous of Azulong and Rachel making out).
Quinn: OK people everyone get the F*** out of this house!
Puck: (Wining) But Quinnnnnn we're just getting to the good part.
James: Move it before you drink to death, cause I'm not dragging you to the basement.
Santana: Come on let's go. James help me gat these pissed dorks to their cars.
James: Fine.
After getting everyone out (Finn and Puck taking some convincing {In the form of Santana hitting them over the head}) Santana and James walked into a girlfriend swap moment for FaBerry and Psycho-Firecest, mainly Azulong and Rachel on the floor, with Quinn kissing Helios. Brittany was sitting on one of the chair watching the couples with vacant happiness, changing to glee when Santana came over and sat beside her. James turned back and considered leaving…..
Santana: Oy Snaky! I need a drinking partner.
James: And they other's are…
Santana: You I trust not to do something stupid without me noticing, the others on the other hand; if things go badly will be all over me. Quinn's a motor boater you know (So says Watermelonsaregood).So come on.
James: (Locking the door, grabbing a drink) Geronimo (End on a reference)
LW: Well that was weird and kinda fun!
Rachel: Why'd the reptile get 2 girls?
Snaky: Because you guys were occupied and I'm awesome. Ask Sabrina (Pokémon), Raven (Teen Titans) and Ty Lee (Avatar).
Quinn: (Groaning) So much drink! Why'd I let you guys talk me into it?
Helios: Because you loved it deep down, down a bit, down a bit, right there. (Guess)
Santana: That was F***ing awesome! Those 3 should be at all our parties.
LW: I think I just invented 3 new pairings; Azulong/Rachel, Quinn/Helios, Santana/Snaky/Brittany (Call them what you want)
Songs used
'Calling All The Monsters' by China Anne McClain
'The Animal' by Disturbed
Also for the record, everyone's costumes (that I thought of)
Snaky: The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Rachel: Vampire (Quinn)
Quinn: Witch (Rachel)
Brittany: Ty Lee (Avatar)
Santana: Azula (Tyzula anyone?)
Azulong: Claudia (Warehouse 13)
Helios: Snaky (See Above)
Blaine: Brendon Urie (PATD) (I write Sins not Tragedies video for costume)
Kurt: Lady Gaga
Tina: Manananggal
Finn: Frankenstein
Puck: Were Wolf
LW: Well see you soon, Bye! R&R!