LW: Hello once again Gleeks! Who's glad it's finally back?
Brittany: I am!
Santana: Me too.
LW: Good, because I've got some AU'ing to do (As in keeping Brittana in ND instead of Shelby's group)
Santana: Yes. God Sugar & Mercedes is gonna get me killed this year.
Quinn: Don't worry about it, also I solemnly swear I won't try get Shelby arrested.
LW: Why do I not believe that?
Rachel: She has me and knows Beth is better off where she is. Doesn't make it any less difficult …..
LW: OK, let's get this show on the road. Glee isn't mine, Helios went home and Snaky's point of origin is Ireland (in some universe). Good Luck.
I've got the Magic in Me – Untitled (for now, probably will stay that way)
The week after the party was quite eventful, Helios left had gone the next day, leaving an awkward moment between Quinn, Rachel and Azulong. Meanwhile, James, Brittany and Santana found out about the Irish exchange student staying in Brittany's house.
School
Santana: So Britt, how's it living with Paddy? [Only I can make that comment. Besides…] (James smacks her upside the head) OW! What the Fuck?
Brittany: Santana, that wasn't very nice besides he's coming over right now.
Rory: Hey! Nice to meet yah, I'm Rory Flanagan and you must be Brittany's girlfriend Santana. Her description doesn't do you justice.
James: Diaduit. {Hello}
Rory: Dia is muireduit {Same as above, but responce}
Brittany: [To Santana] I didn't know Snaky spoke leprechaun.
Santana: He doesn't but he does speak basic Irish (Ordinary Level)
James: Brittany you do know Rory here isn't a leprechaun?
Brittany: He's not?
James: No. For one thing (Disappears than returns carrying a flailing Rachel by the midsection) leprechauns are to the bottom of Rachel here's ribs. And Rory here (point) is taller than Rachel therefore definitely not one. Don't worry Britt they do exist, they just never leave there native land. (Ireland)
Rachel: How'd you know that?
James: Spent a childhood in Ireland, you learn things. Irish and the legends of Leprechauns and Banshee are the main ones though you sometimes get an accent.
Rachel: Oh. Well I need to make up with Quinn and make sure Azulong thinks anything's going on. (Leaves)
James: She does know Quinn slept with Helios that same night, right?
Santana: I don know.
Later – Choir Room
Schue: Okay everyone, we need to keep it up so we'll do perfect at Sectionals. James, you got something?
James: Yeah, it's a thing for me and Santana. Excuse me Brittany, I need to borrow your girl.
Brittany: OK.
Santana: So what's the song?
James: Remember that one we tried to do the day after the party. Well until Helios woke up and shut us up, actually we could do that song too…..
Santana: OK let's go.
Santana: If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off so stepped on
You're not the only one
Refusing to back down
You're not the only one
So get up
Gleeks: Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
James: If you feel so filthy
So dirty so fucked up
If you feel so walked on
So painful so pissed off
You're not the only one
Refusing to go down
You're not the only one
So get up
Gleeks: Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Santana: If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
Just get up
James: Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
After there performance everyone was cheering, even Schue who had a 'What the hell's going on?' look on his face
Schue: James, Santana. While that was an good match for your voices, I don't know what the relevance to our situation that song is.
Santana: Well for one thing Mr. Schue it's to point out that Glee's still at the underground of the school system, but we need to keep it up and by the end we'll have broken the status quo into little bits.
James: Also it felt inspirational in the hopes that it would help us ignore Mercedes' betrayal and solider on, not that we lost that much. (Sniggers around the room)
Later
Mercedes: Come on girl, join Shelby's group with me. After all it's an all girl group and you won't have to put up with Berry anymore and then you'll get your time in the spotlight. So what do you say?
Santana: I say 'Are You Out of Your Fucking Mind!' For 1 thing I would never leave without Brittany…..
Mercedes: so bring her with you
Santana: … and for another thing, I do fine at ND thank you very much, after all me and James just did a little motivational Rock out! It was crazy!
Mercedes: You did what? And this proves what I'm saying, that new guy James; he seems to be getting more parts than even Rachel
Santana: Why do you care? I mean it's not like he can get lead girl in your new group, because if drunkenness has told me anything it's that he's definitely a 'HE'. Besides he's only ever done duets, oddly enough with songs that any other time shouldn't have more than 1 voice in it. Also you should stop worrying about me and start worrying about how your gonna turn 2 singers (1½) into 12. Good luck! (Walks into Shelby)[The world seems to hate these guys]
Shelby: Oh hey guys! Santana, Mercedes has told me about how you'd like to join our little girl power group. If there are any problems with anything I'll try to help maybe convince your friends to come too?
Santana: I wouldn't believe much that comes out of Mercedes' mouth these days, and for the record I will never join your club and will always stand by those I care about. Something neither of you would know about. (Storms off){Burn!}[Always wanted to use that]
With FaBerry
Rachel: Quinn stop ignoring me, it's not like I'm pregnant with her child.
Quinn: (Spinning round) Please tell me you're not! (Felling around her)
Rachel: I'm sure, besides I don't think she physically can.
Azulong: (Where'd she come from?) Yes I can! I have a male form like Snaky has Rip. He's quite the stunning blond for your information. Besides I don't see why Quinn's all 'I can't believe you did this to me' after all Helios told me she was one of the best drunken nights she'd ever had. Though that may be because I get handsy on her ass then usually pass out and if it isn't 'Marshmallow Hell' when that happens she gets unhappy.
Rachel: 1) Too much information, and 2) Quinn Fabray why didn't you tell me you had a great night too?
Quinn: I don't know I've been trying to forget it, but if we both accept it maybe it'll be ok. As long as we don't do it again!
Rachel: Not without each other's permission.
Quinn: OK. Um Rachel, now that we're good again there's something I was wondering…
Rachel: Which is?
Quinn: Will you help me baby-sit Beth? Puck's out (with Shelby) and I don't think I can do this on my own.
Rachel: Oh, OK sure. (Both leave arms linked)
The night was good for both of them, Quinn got time to spend with her daughter and girlfriend and Rachel was able to see Quinn look so happy with Beth and only had to spend a max of 10 minutes in the whole night with Shelby. The fact Puck was crushing on her didn't surprise her after all she remembered how Puck had a thing for MILFs (Allowed to say it it's canon) and Shelby was most likely one. The night ended how Rachel and Quinn always ended up; spooning with Quinn's arms wrapped tightly around Rachel's smaller body.
In the Auditorium
Artie: … In conclusion you guys need to get lose your virginity. (Don't actually remember any of that conversation)
Blaine: But…
Artie: BYE! (Wheels away) Well I think that went well
Rachel: But I've already … wait a minute I've got a great idea, now where would he be.
Cafeteria
Rachel: James will you take my virginity?
The reaction across the table was immediate, both Quinn and James spat out what they were drinking at the time leaving Azulong and Santana covered in it, and Brittany as usual had her patented 'WTF just happened' look.
James: Um Rachel, your not a virgin. And beside there are transgender and G-peen spells and potions if you had asked me or maybe call Willow. Why is this anyway?
Rachel: Artie said I needed to become not a virgin for this to be a proper performance and I thought you could help with the physical removal even though Quinn literally took it quite a while ago.
James: Quinn?
Quinn: You have no feelings for her do you?
James: I love Faberry too much to come between you guys.
Quinn: I that case fine, but if this happens again I will make sure you lose it.
James: Just you try (Sticks out his forked tongue) So tonight maybe?
Rachel: Sure.
TBC
LW: Well that was weird, also if anyone noticed I added the only real important moment in 'The 1st Time' (Not their best work) to the very end of the chapter. Mainly because there wasn't enough episode I watched to do a separate chapter [That and I'm behind schedule]
Quinn: You freaky little B******! Why's Snaky trying to get into Rachel's pants.
LW: Because he's impersonating Rachel.
S Rachel: It's true! (Reverts)
Snaky: Don't worry about it, better me then Finn.
Quinn: I'd let Shuester do it before Finn.
Azulong: This chapter wasn't one of your best, at least that Jewfro / Brittana & James interview got never written.
LW: Yeah, sorry just haven't been that inspired at the moment. Maybe next time will be better.
Brittany: R&R people.
Song: 'Riot' by 'Three Days Grace'