LW: Merry Christmas everyone! (Well almost) So as most of the current plot I've already done, it didn't do much for me with this story. So we have the dodge ball moment and a few other things.
Brittany: Merry Christmas, who wants cookies?
LW: Not now, maybe at the end of the chapter. Please enjoy this before I'm busy with exams and Christmas. [Actually already started those but it's the weekend before Christmas and I won't be updating again for a while so enjoy it while you can]
Disclaimer – I own Azulong, Henry and Snaky that's it.
I've got the magic in me – Dodge ball & Christmas time.
It was a normal day for the Glee Club; until Santana and Brittany came in with a smirking James right behind him
Santana: OMG best weekend ever! Rory you never said Ireland had so much drink, the 'Time Paradox' is awesome.
Brittany: I saw a leprechaun, a real one this time. That guy with the bull mask seemed nice.
Santana: Really? I thought he was a prick.
James: That's because you said '2 beers Taurus now-oh'. Rudbornn is quite nice if you don't irritate him.
Quinn: (Laughing) Really, Santana said that?
Santana: To be fair he looked like a weirdo…
Then as if on cue Finn walks in talking about dodge ball and everyone begrudgingly follows him to the gym.
Gym
Everyone had arrived but with one alteration only Finn didn't notice: James, Azulong Brittany and Santana were in black on the Trouble Tone's side. Eventually he noticed
Sugar: Hey! Why are you guys over here?
Santana: To hit Finn, Brittany's over here so I don't see anyone on my team hit her.
James: I'm here for the 1st reason.
Azulong: Me Too!
Mercedes: Is he even allowed on this side?
Sugar: Yeah, he commands respect and also though he's a 'he' he's just over here because he hates someone on the other team. Besides if it makes us win do you really care?
Mercedes: I suppose I don't.
James: That's the spirit Jones.
Finn: Come on hit me with your best … (Ball collides with his face)
James: Done!
Rachel: Shouldn't there be a teacher or someone to supervise this or something? (True but you don't)
Quinn: Don't worry Rach, Snaky's watching and playing, so nothing bad will happen. Besides Finn's skull is thick enough to survive a few (lots) balls to the head.
It'll have to because once the game started Santana and James sent most of their balls at Finn, completely ignoring most of the other players except for the occasional one thrown at Puck so they could get someone back in. Rachel was perfectly safe behind the wall of vampire that was Quinn; a theory Azulong tested by throwing a ball as hard as she could at the petite diva, only for it to stop dead in Quinn's hand and get sent flying right back to her abdomen (Having skin like steel and more bounce than the ball she didn't feel it). Eventually the Trouble Tones won and Santana, Snaky, Quinn and Azulong celebrated by pelting Finn with dodge balls. Though Rachel wasn't amused she looked on and let them continue till they got bored (Just a few minutes)
Later
Quinn was tired and pissed; Henry staring coldly at her, scythe twirling in his hand. The blond demon was testing her reflexes (And by extension her regenerative abilities) and it turns out fighting a master swordsman who is almost invulnerable is very difficult for a teenage vampire to do.
Henry: Quinn! You need to try harder, just because the terms nearly over (Christmas) doesn't mean you can get sloppy.
Quinn: I'm not sloppy, you're just a cold blooded killer. I'm sorry I can't be a heartless, soulless bastard like you but I'm trying to go through with all this insane shit without becoming a monster.
1? : um guys…..
Henry: (Eyes blacken, flesh begins to corrode to the bone) I'm a soulless bastard am I? A monster then?
2? : GUYSS
Both blonds turned to their visitors, Snaky and Rachel one of whom seemed to be quite affected by their argument and seeing as control was still lacking her eyes were starting to glow. Snaky just looked on and threw a bottle to the blond who's teeth were starting to show through his rapidly corroding skin.
Henry: You've got a lot of nerve trying to charm me you little B****, but I respect your power. Now what's this for?
Snaky: When you stop singing I thought you might need a pick me up. It's O, seemed best for a fairly new vampire. Anyway I can hear the music so we should be going. (Both leave)
Henry: Here we go.
Quinn: Indeed
Henry: Don't wanna be sly and defile you
Desecrate my mind and rely on you
I just wanna break this crown
But it's hard when I'm so run down
Quinn: And you're so cynical, Narcissistic Cannibal!
Got to bring myself back from the dead!
Sometimes, I hate, the life, I made
Everything's wrong every time
Pushing on I can't escape
Everything that comes my way
Is haunting me taking its sweet time
Holding on I'm lost in a haze
Fighting life to the end of my days
Don't wanna be rude but I have to
Nothing's good about the hell you put me through
I just need to look around
See that life that has come unbound
Henry: And you're so cynical, Narcissistic Cannibal
Got to bring myself back from the dead [Bleed Alucard]
(Blazing energy consumes Henry leaving the demonic vampire within him)
Alucard: Sometimes, I hate, the life I made
Everything's wrong every time
Pushing on I can't escape
Everything that comes my way
Is haunting me taking its sweet time
Both: Sometimes, I hate, the life I made
Everything's wrong every time
Pushing on I can't escape
Everything that comes my way
Is haunting me taking its sweet time
Holding on I'm lost in a haze
Fighting life to the end of my days
Holding on I'm lost in a haze
Fighting life to the end of my days
Both stop and collapse onto the bleachers, Henry returning to his original form and filling 2 glasses with the blood Snaky left them. Quinn looked at him then downed her glass in one, Henry staring at her and savouring his glass.
Henry: Sorry I've been pushing you so hard, I suppose I don't really know what I'm doing. Hollows are much easier to train than vampires, they seem to either be skilled enough that they do well, or plentiful enough you can just kill it and move on to the next.
Quinn: Yeah that does sound easier. Sorry about the 'soulless monster' thing, it was uncalled for.
Henry: You do know you're right. Hollows aren't born with a soul, only a consciousness. It does make things easier at time and most side with the most powerful enemy, luckily that's currently Snaky by an infinite degree.
Quinn: Yeah. So any Christmas plans?
Henry: Yeah, I'm spending sometime with my girl. Soi is trying to avoid Cassandra and her mother, something difficult as she's my highest underling.
Quinn: Why?
Henry: So she doesn't have to spend time with the woman she once loved. To put it into context it's like if Rachel was with Finn and had a daughter, you wouldn't really want to spend loads of unnecessary time with her.
Quinn: (Drinking from the bottle) You have a point there.
Henry: (Yanks it off her and finishes it) Yeah so merry Christmas Ms Faberry.
Quinn: Same to you Mr. draculA.
Week or so later (Skip next 2/3 episodes as already covered)
Once again that time of year arrived for the Glee Club, when they put up a tree and get ready to celebrate Christmas (And Hanukah as Rachel keeps pointing out) though as Brittany pointed out they needed to deal with one verry important thing; What The F***'s wrong with James' hair? When the reptilian demon walked through the door his purple/navy hair was a pale blue, and there were even streaks of white going through it.
Mercedes: Oh My God, what the hell did you do?
Kurt: Please tell me that's somehow a natural dye colour? After all if you lose all that I think I might cry.
Brittany: That's so cool. Sanny can I have blue hair for Christmas?
Rachel: What happened to you?
James: (Smiling cheerfully) This is what happens when you get Ice-pokemon to help you decorate your house. Turns out 1 of every ice type can do my place (The incredibly large castle in the Empty World) in less than a day, and Aquasis didn't even notice I'd borrowed them
Puck: Badass. You and me need to hang out some time.
James: Thanks but 1st me and Rachel need our little Christmas musical moment (So wished they'd done this song on the episode)
Rachel: Ready when you are
James nearly skipped over to the piano and sat down gleefully, Rachel leaning on the other side of the piano as he began to play. Everyone in the club immediately recognised it, even the just arrived Mr. Schue.
James: It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in at ten to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So Happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
Rachel: They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome
James: You were pretty
Queen of New York City
Both: When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night
The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
Rachel: You're a bum
You're a punk
James: You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
Rachel: You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
Both: The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
James: I could have been someone
Rachel: Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
James: I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you
Both: The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas Day
Everyone was speechless and seeing as they don't do it very often Rachel and James took a bow. Mr. Schue was the 1st to speak.
Schue: Wow, just wow. If we can sing that good for regionals we should win this, thanks for that and Merry Christmas to all.
Azulong: Oh, almost forgot! I have presents for a few of you Rachel; for you I have this bracelet, the music notes called out to me (to just Rachel) and handcuffs that are nigh-unbreakable. (All) To Quinn; I've followed 3 eyes example and got you a bottle, don't tell Henry I took it from his stash. For Santana: shades, a whip and this! [pulls out a Sandile](Did I mention I don't own pokemon already?)
Santana: Bitchen! This guy's so cool. Where'd you get him?
Azulong: Snaky's an inter-dimensional free for all, it's pretty easy to get there and then just spend a weekend looking for them.
Brittany: What about me?
Azulong: Best part; for you I have a duck! Sorta. [Pulls out a Ducklett]
Everyone but Rachel and James flinched at the squeal of joy that left Brittany's mouth and most couldn't make the smirks leave their faces when Brittany nearly tackled Azulong to the ground in thanks. The Ducklett had flown off and landed on Santana's lap with her new Sandile.
Brittany: Thanks Azulong!
Azulong: No problem Britt. Merry Christmas!
TBC
LW: Well that was fun. Now where's Brittany?
Brittany: Here! Who wants cookies? They're free with every review. They're also free with every view.
Snaky: Merry Christmas to the mad world of fanfiction, from the completely insane multiverse of Lonly Wanderer and all his freaky OCs.
LW: Thanks Snaky, by the way I most likely won't be uploading any more this year so if that turns out to be true; Merry Christmas and a happy New Year! BYE_BYE
LW 2011.