Chapter Seven
Striptease
On a cloudy Friday morning everyone was in the great hall having their breakfast when an unexpected guess arrived with presents. Everyone turned around in their chair to look at the doors and they saw no-one there. They turned back around and started to eat again when this humongous paint ball hit the Slytherin table, everyone in the hall jumped up and screamed. There were people running every where now. Professor Dumbledore yelled "silence". Everyone froze. Peeves thought this going to plan; he started to fly around the hall throwing paint bombs at every one who he passed.
After this incident all classes had to be postponed for 2 hours so that everyone (including the teachers) could have a shower and get changed into clean dry robes. During that time the marauders snuck into Prof Dumbledore office to kidnap the sorting hat. They quickly run back to the Gryffindor tower and slip in unnoticed by anyone. They slit the sorting hat under
After all the class have finish the marauders where in there room talking about the striptease.
"James! Sirius! I have found the music for the striptease for tonight." Said Remus excitedly
"Really, so what is it?" asked Sirius
"The song is called Hot in Herre by Nelly." Said Remus
"Okay the plan is too getting the sorting hat to sing the song and then we will start to strip dance in front the whole school."
"Sorting Hat are you willing to do this for us?" asked Sirius
"Yes, that sounds like fun" the sorting hat replied.
During dinner that night Sirius and James had to build up the courage for their strip tease. They were both scoffing down their food so that no one would be able to leave the great hall before they could do their little act. The sorting hat was inside Remus' school bag.
Remus Lupin jumps up on to the Gryffindor table.
"Ladies and Gentlemen there is going to be a night time show. James Potter and Sirius Black will be performing a little dance to some music with the help from the sorting hat."
"OH MY GOD!! What are they going to do?" Prof. McGonagall whispered to Prof. Dumbledore.
"I have no idea, but it had better be good." He whispers back with a twinkle in his eye.
James and Sirius got up from the Gryffindor table and clear a 10 metre space along it. Remus moved up to the great hall and placed the sorting hat on the sorting stall.
"On the count of 3." The sorting hat said. "1…2…3 lets sing Hot in Herre"
"Hot in
So hot in here
So hot in, eh oh
Wanna lil' bit a eh, ah
And a little bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh"
Everyone got the gist of the song and started to sing along with them. James and Sirius are dance along the table. They were starting to take their robes off very slowly before they throw it towards Prof. Remus Lupin (older one).
"I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious
I'm flirtacious, tryin' to show patience
I've been lookin' for the right time to shoot my steeze (you know)
Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys
Eh I'm leavin, please believin' oh
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got a lock out the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, rooftop, birds are feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve, an' no teasin'
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin' for
'Cos I feel like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you
Uh uh can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use"
Then they started to take off there ties and throw it towards Prof. Dumbledore.
"(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)"
Slowly they started to undo the buttons by the cuffs, then the top button so that they could show a little bit of skin. When they finish unbuttoning there shirt they though it towards Prof. McGonagall.
"So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on"
They started to pull of there singlet and throw it towards to Prof. Snape. When they took of there singlets it had showed that they have a six pack. The girls started to whistle to them.
(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on
The hat started to sing another song.
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
They started to take of there shoes
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
They took of there socks of and throw it towards the Slytherin table
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
After the hat has finish that song he started to sing another song.
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
They took of there pants and through it towards Harry now they are in their boxes. James brought up Harry, Ron and Hermione. While Sirius drag up Draco Malfoy and brought him towards Gryffindor table with the trio.
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
They are doing a sexy little dance with the trio and Malfoy.
"Come on Harry take your robe and you shirt. You know you want to." James told Harry.
"No way, this is just wrong,. I'm leaving." Harry replied.
Sirius saw that Harry was about to jump off the table and he grabbed him by the back of his robe and pull him back on to the table.
Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
James and Sirius are now in their underwear. They ran down to the other end of the Gryffindor house table and jumped off.
"Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
You sexy thing" They screamed out the last verse as they ran from the great hall. As they were running up the marble staircase they through their underwear down the stairs. The crowd followed them out clapping and cheering. The teachers where laughing there heads off except Prof. McGonagall and Snape they where throwing glares at the rest of the marauders.
A/N that it for chapter 7.
thanks for the reveiws i have get as i wasn't expecting any reveiws at all. so thanks everyone so far.
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