LW: Hey People! Happy 2012
Brittany: So what now?
Azulong: Through the power of a HUGE suitcase I brought 2 new characters to Glee today.
Santana: God help us!
Rachel: Unfortunately LW hasn't seen anything glee related (fanon excluded) since Christmas so anything related to that will be done once he's seen it. So here's just a random moment to start the year off.
LW: Wow that almost looks like a paragraph from where I'm sitting. Anyway everyone's back with 2 extras; 1 new, 1 seen before. Also I'm following the internet meme of Sugar = Brittana, Rory = Klaine and Harmony = Faberry. Warning this contains Sugarmony (I think, not sure yet)
I've got the magic in me – Kids of the Future!
A new year began for New Directions, and everyone met up in the choir room.
Helios: What's up bitches! ?
Yes everybody. Even the 2 newest members to the Glee Club and McKinley. Helios is the 1st one now we just need to wait.
Santana: Hey it's you again, why are you here? School has started.
Brittany: Maybe she's moved her for her girlfriend.
Puck: Yes! Hot new kid
Helios: Yes Brittany you're right. I'm here to be with Azulong and because if I have to go through one more suitor Mom's gonna kill Dad. So it means a few months with Azulong, and our best bud should be here soon. Diablo couldn't come but he says hi.
Quinn: OK I'm officially confused.
Luckily confusion doesn't last long at this school, as along with James and Azulong (who was quickly grabbed by her girlfriend) came a girl with purple/navy shoulder length hair and red-ish eyes, her hair on James' shoulder. She looked a little nervous but seemed content with her position. As with the old days James ended up with someone on his lap, this time the new girl.
Finn: OK what's with all the new girls? (I just realised the only students I've added other than Snaky are female. Weird)
James: Well Helios is Azulong's girlfriend and Serpentime here is my … sister.
Serpentime: (Grunt)
Mr. Schue: Hello ND! Are you ready for the competitions? We have 2 new members for our little club, Helios and Serpentime.
Finn: Wait shouldn't we get them to sing 1st?
Helios: Do you not remember Halloween, oh wait that was just me. Anyway come on mini lizard
Serpentime: Coming (Jumps up)
Now that she'd gotten up people could get a proper look at her… and Brittany coped on straight away.
Brittany: [To Santana] Sanny, that Serpentime girl, isn't she Snaky's … daughter?
Rachel: Wait what?
James: (Turning around) Yes, now shush.
Quinn: This is weird, we all knew he was nearly unimaginably old…
James: Hey!
Quinn: … Sorry. But still to know he has a teenage daughter, it's kinda strange.
Brittany: Me and Sanny have known for ages, we met her once when he came to check up on Sanny's development.
Rachel: I don't wanna know.
Santana: Good 'cause I'm not tellin'
Serpentime: Racing faster,
Escape disaster,
Partners in crime will leave their mark
Helios: We make our own way,
No thoughts of yesterday,
Black hearts of chrome and battle scars (chrome and battle scars)
Oh.
Both: The legacy,
Born from a dream,
On leather wings,
Rose from the streets,
With the hands on destiny,
Helios: We came from nothing,
But promise one thing,
We'll change the world with these guitars,
Serpentime: So listen closely,
And don't stop working,
No one can tell you who you are (tell you who you are)
Oh,
Both: The legacy,
Born from a dream,
On leather wings,
Rose from the streets,
With the hands on destiny,
The legacy,
Born from a dream,
On leather wings,
Rose from the streets,
With the hands on destiny,
Argh
Both: Run
ND: (Run)
Both: Run
Never look back!
Run
ND: (Run)
Both: Run
Never look back!
Run
Run
Run
Never look back!
Run!
The legacy,
Born from a dream,
On leather wings,
Rose from the streets,
With the hands on destiny,
The legacy,
Born from a dream,
On leather wings,
Rose from the streets,
With the hands on destiny,
To say New Directions were surprised was an understatement, which is weird because they'd heard Helios singing at Halloween and Serpentime had dark talent like James.
Sugar: (Standing up) That was awesome!
And with that things got a little freaky; the room took on a negative like lighting and everyone but 6 people just froze, Our 4 crazy newbie's along with Rory and Sugar. Serpentime was the 1st to speak, her skin shinier, almost… scaly.
Serpentime: I know you.
Sugar: Of course you do, Sugar Motta, Glee Club, self-diagnosed Aspergers. I'm easy to remember.
Serpentime: No. Sugar Lopez-Pierce, I've seen you a few times Dad was never one for following a timeline properly, he tended to flouter around which annoys a lot of people.
Snaky: Hey that's actually very true
Sugar: YOU! (Runs over and smacks him) You've been here the whole time and you didn't help us.
Snaky: Sorry I've been busy
Rory: Doing what?
Snaky: Ahh I remember Rory Anderson! Sorry about blatantly not knowing who you were anyway this is me getting away from my self appointed 'job' of altering the timelines creating a diverse and balanced universe.
Helios: Guess you were right Snaky, there was more than one of them.
Sugar: Wait just one minute, you knew about Harmony but not us. How?
Snaky: Harmony's voice is recognisable, you wouldn't mistake her. Besides I thought the trans-temporal energy was transfer onto you from her, after all you 2 spend so much time together (There it is)
Sugar: Well we are girlfriends (Sorry that was it)
Azulong: (Turns away) Looks like he's here. Sugar, Rory when things reset I want you to accompany us outside so we can discuss this matter.
Sugar: Wait what?
And like that everything was back to normal though Sugar did gat some odd looks for appearing across the room from where she was originally sitting
Azulong: Mr. Schue can we leave for a few minutes?
Schue: Um sure I suppose (5 of them leave)
Just before this
Harmony: Oh how great it is to be back in school, I know I'll get to nationals next time.
?: Excuse me are you miss Harmony Berry-Fabray?
Harmony: (Whiplash spin) How do you know that? Where did you come from? Is the Demon here? (AN: The Demon is/was Snaky back when he was a time lord)
Henry: I'm here to speak to Miss Berry's little vampire daughter, then bring her to the school so we can speak to all of you.
Harmony: You know about Rory and Harmony too?
Henry: Not specifically, but we knew there was more here than just you. Come along. (Both start walking) You're much more co-operative than I thought you would be.
Present – Outside the choir room
Rory: So you got us out here now what
Henry: I'm here. And I didn't even need to carry her to the school.
Serpentime: OK now that you guys are all settled, why are you here and how did you get here?
Sugar: Well Really old lizard (points in at Snaky) left mom a little gift; a time band which she let us use to see what ever we wanted. We agreed we wanted to see our parents as they were at our age, after all this is where their relationships started and though they love each other some things can't compare to when it all started. But when we got here the stupid thing burnt out on us, so now we're stuck here.
Rory: That's pretty much it.
Azulong: That explains everything except Harmony
Harmony: What about me?
Helios: Why are you in a different school?
Harmony: It was a dream of mine to compete against mom or ma in a show choir competition, which makes sense because if I'm not being compared to one it's the other. Besides though I want to compete I don't want to have to fight mom every day for a spot. Hope you understand.
Serpentime: Yes, and I get the feeling the cat's out of the bag for you two.
Sugar: You mean the dating thing.
Serpentime looked down and noticed the 2 girls' hands hadn't separated since they arrived.
Serpentime: No, I mean the chronological one.
Harmony: What? !
During their conversation
Seeing as the new talent had left and the competition was miles away everyone was talking among themselves. Snaky was fiddling with a palm sized almost kaleidoscopic gemstone looking through it in the direction of the people outside.
James: Wow descendental crystals work!
Brittany: What does that mean?
James: Oh hey Britt, get the other 3, they have a right to know this.
Quinn: What now lizard?
James: This is a descendental crystal. It reads the genetic anomalies of a person and can tell the contributors of the being.
Rachel: You mean it shows you the parents?
James: Pretty much, luckily not at the same time. But there is something with them you should see. Just look through it and aim it at the wall where those have gone out.
Santana: Why them?
James: It's important
So they did and saw the parents of each of the children outside.
Henry who they saw had just arrived flickered in the crystal as a breaded man with a bored expression and grey eyes and a blond woman with short blond hair and her mouth covered.
Azulong had quite a strange one, her image flickered between a slightly older woman with a cold expression and something kind a man of fire his eyes monochromatic red.
Helios had a fairly normal one a woman with similar features to herself and a man with burns along the left side of his face
Serpentime's flicker proved Brittany right going between a woman in a navy cloak with a diamond jewel in her forehead to Snaky in his original form, 3 slitted eyes and all. {Then thinks got weird}
Harmony was where the strange images came out, freaking them out because 1 her images were both women and 2 they were older versions of Quinn and Rachel (Funnily enough the Rachel flickered in at Harmony's more dramatic moments)
Sugar was something quite similar except her 2 moms were slightly older Brittany and Santana. Lets just say the Faberrittana quad were surprised.
James: See what I mean? You guys needed to know especially before anything stupid happens.
Santana: So Sugar is …
Brittany: Ours! See San we can totally do this.
Rachel: And Harmony's ours Quinn. I always knew that girl got the extreme talent from somewhere.
Quinn: (smirking) Yep she got a lot from me it seems. At least she has your hair Rach.
Santana: Looks like Q's getting nothing tonight!
Quinn: Shut up S! Come on let's meet our daughters properly.
Santana: Fine.
And so the 5 of them go out to their kids. To say the moment was awkward was putting it mildly, neither side knowing what to say. Finally Sugar found her voice again.
Sugar: So now that you guys know who came from who, now what?
Quinn: Definitely yours S.
Santana: Shut up!
Rachel: Harmony?
Harmony: Yeah mo… I mean Rachel.
Rachel: If you can, would you move to McKinley and we can spend time together. I don't know how good of a parent I'll be so I might as well get some good times now
Sugar: Auntie Rach, you and Q are great parents and always a part of your kids live (half quietly) sometimes too much.
Santana: Oh really, how so?
Harmony: She means if someone has walked in on us doing stuff 90% of the time it's one of them 2. Mama also don't try make things better you and me are the queen and princess of awkward moments and over-sharing when nervous.
Quinn: (Blushes) I get that from mom.
Sugar: That explains so much. Of the 4 times one of you guys found us 3 were Quinn 3 out of 4 were make more awkward than they were before. Mama and mom walked in on us once to be fair.
Azulong: I flashed my parents, girlfriend's parents and my moms best friend with Snaky once while drunk.
Rachel: Wait was that 3 separate occasions or were they all together?
Serpentime: Together and I had to drag her to be because she collapsed almost immediately afterwards.
Snaky: Good times, good times.
Brittany: Lunch!
She was right the bell for lunch had just gone during there really awkward conversation. The 10 of them (because Rory and Henry had left once they started talking) all looked at one another then started walking, and also decided to gat their project finished right now.
Santana :Hey Helios, remember that song me and Snaky were singing on November 1st last year?
Helios: Not really, I was hung-over and all I knew was you guys were loud and head ache inducing.
James: Well time to hear it for real!
Helios: Oh Din kill me now (She's praying to a Zelda goddess because her god Agni, her brother's named after)
Azulong: Just give it a minute, it'll be fun.
Sugar: Let's go
James: All that I remember is that you had me at hello.
I knew right when I met her that I wouldn't take it slow.
The more we heard the music, the more we got in synch.
Santana: The more I kept you laughing, the less I stopped to think.
The last thing I remember, you said this place is beat.
It must have gotten crazy, cause I can't recall a thing.
10 of them: Last night, can't remember.
What happened? Where'd we go?
I woke up this morning.
Where's my car? Where's my keys? Where's my clothes?
I feel my head still spinning but I'm doing alright
Cause I think I just had the best night of my life.
Last night, can't remember.
What happened? Did it happen? Last night
Quinn: Everyone's been calling like I've been gone for days.
There's a note left on the table and all it says is "Thanks".
It's starting to get dark outside, I'm finally awake.
Rachel: I'm feeling kind of guilty. Is there something I can take?
There's lipstick on my collar. I'm piecing it together.
Then I see a picture of me and you from…
10: Last night, can't remember.
What happened? Where'd we go?
I woke up this morning.
Where's my car? Where's my keys? Where's my clothes?
I feel my head still spinning but I'm doing alright
Cause I think I just had the best night of my life.
Last night, can't remember.
What happened? Did it happen? Last night
Sugar: And did I get the chance to say that I wanted you to stay?
There's things I can't explain, cause my brain don't work that way.
Harmony: Don't call this a one night stand. No, it wasn't planned.
Wasn't in my head but I just wanna do it again and again and again just like…
A & H: Last night, can't remember.
What happened? Where'd we go?
I woke up this morning.
Where's my car? Where's my keys? Where's my clothes?
Brittany: I feel my head still spinning but I'm doing alright
Cause I think I just had the best night of my life.
Last night, can't remember.
What happened? Did it happen? Did it happen? Last night
It was a pretty good performance mainly because nobody did anything stupid and just listened.
TBC
LW: Well that was fun kinda (read VERY) random.
Quinn: Can I bunk here for a few hours?
LW: Why?
It's like living with 2 Rachel's. They've been talking about musicals for and hour and a half and that's just 'Funny Girl'
Sugar: Yeah a bout that, Harmony gets like that sometimes. She's just really excited to see her idol in her position.
Brittany: I thought she was Harmony's mam?
Sugar: She is, it's just since she was small Harmony has always be the 2nd biggest fan of Rachel Berry-Fabray.
Santana: Who the her biggest then?
Quinn: Do you even need to ask? ME!
LW: Exactly now I'll try see the episode and any others that come out, just please anyone who reads think pray for a no from the Finchel proposal. (Don't have to see the episode to know that happened everybody knows)
Songs used:
'The Legacy' by Black Veil Brides
'Last Night' by Good Charlotte