Hey guys! It's me! Remember me? I posted back in November or something?
Just posting this little note since it's been a year since I started this little collection of oneshots, and I've already got thirty. Which is a lot for me. Also, I wanted to tell you about something.
I've told you about my other account, no? Well, I've finally gotten around to posting something new on it: it's a USUK thing, so you'll all probably like it. It's a multichap called Cheaters Never Win and…well, here's a link: .net/s/7788080/1/Cheaters_Never_Win (just put fanfiction in front of the .net)
I hope you all read it and enjoy it. Sorry this wasn't the oneshot you were looking for. Ah well.
Thanks for keeping with me for a year!
(As a fun bonus, here is something written by the internet. :) Some random oneshot generator. I don't remember where it is. Sorry.)
Arthur and Alfred
by William Shakespeare
Enter Arthur
Alfred appears above at a window
Arthur:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the book, and Alfred is the dog.
Arise, wet dog, and lick the long noise.
See, how he leans his finger upon his butt!
O, that I were a glove upon that butt,
That I might touch that finger!
Alfred:
O Arthur, Arthur! wherefore art thou Arthur?
What's in a name? That which we call a leg
By any other name would smell as dirty
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a song that, once stuck in your head, would never leave it"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove hard.
Arthur:
Swain, by yonder long noise I swear
That tips under a rug the loud fan-
Alfred:
O, swear not by the noise, the strange noise,
That softly changes in its sad orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise sad.
Sweet, turquoise night! A thousand times turquoise night!
Parting is such black sorrow,
That I shall say turquoise night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Arthur:
Sleep dwell upon thy finger, peace in thy butt!
Would I were sleep and peace, so mournfully to rest!
roughly will I to my wet leg's cell,
Its help to lick, and my dirty leg to tell.