Chapter 17

The marauders where all eager to head to the borrow they were heading towards train singing.

"We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does.
We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz." James and Sirius sang which was annoying the Weasley and Harry and Hermione.

"Will you both shut up!" Percy screamed at them.

"Well ain't you got a girly scream." James stated

"Hmph" Percy said storming off up towards the train.

"Sour puss." Sirius said after he left

"If you stop picking on him then maybe he will lot nicer to you." Remus said seriously

"You know he has a cute butt." James said as he was checking out Percy butt when he walk away with that everyone just stare at him. "What"

"Nothing James." Remus said shaking his head as he hope on to the train with the rest following him.

"James are you really guy?" Ron asked stupidly

"I'm Bio." James answered

"Oh so you prefer both." Ron answered

"What can I say I'm a man." James stated happily as he took a seat next to Sirius and Remus.

"So what are going do when we reach home?" Ron asked

"We could but naw they to innocent." James started but changed his mind

"What are we to innocent for?" Harry asked intruded

"Nothing kiddies." James said with a wave of his hands

"Hey we aren't kiddies we are teenagers." Ron said defencerily

"Yeah but you act like kiddies." Sirius shot back

"We don't act like kiddies more like you do then us." Ron said back angrily

"So far you have." Sirius said

"Do not"

"Do to"

"Do not"

"Do to"

"Do not"

"Do to"

"Do not"

"DO TO"

"DO NOT"

"DO TO"

"DO NOT"

"SHUT UP YOU TWO YOU BOTH ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE." Remus shouted

"Remy are you all right, you seem cranky today is it that time of month?" James asked

"NO!" Remus snapped back at James

"Sorry so one got up on the wrong side of bed this morning." James muttered to Sirius

"He sure did." Sirius muttered back.

"I have enough of you two." Remus said as he'd storm out of carriage.

"Look what you done!" Hermione said angry

"What?" James and Sirius asked together

"You two are, oh never mind." Hermione said before also storming out of the carriage.

"Now let's get the party started." James said eagerly

"Are two intentionally being mean to Remus and Hermione?" Harry asked angrily

"If they can't take harmless banter then it not our fault." James said dismissive

"Jees what great friends you are." Harry said sarcastically

"As I said it not our fault if they don't know how to take harmless banter." Sirius said as same way as James did.

"I can't believe you are my father." Harry said before storming out the cabin.

"Your welcome." James cried out happily as he took that as a complement and the rest of trip went pretty peaceful and without any hiccups.

-TBC-