Just some more lame pick up lines I thought of: Travis and Katie
"If I was a Jedi..."
"but you're not"
"...Would you be my force?'
"Are you hurricane, Katie?"
"No"
"Cause you're blowing me away"
"If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning"
See my friend over there?"
"No"
"He wants to know if you think I'm cute"
"Go away"
"Something's wrong with my cell phone"
"What?"
"It doesn't have your number in it"
"It's a good thing I have a library card"
"Why?"
"Because I am checking you out"
"How would you check me out without a library card?"
*Insert sigh
"I've got skittles in my mouth want to taste the rainbow"
"TRAVIS!"
"What?"
"Stop with the pick up lines, I have a boyfriend"
"I have a gold fish"
"What?"
"I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
"I think there is something wrong with my eyes"
"Really?"
"I can't take them off of you"
I bet 5 dollars I can kiss you without touching your lips
Okay
Kisses her
Guess I lost the bet
Guess I just got 5 bucks
Dang girl, you make Aphrodite look ugly
I heard that
Sorry
Would you sleep with a stranger?
No
Then hi my name is Travis, now will you sleep with me
My love is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Travis?
Yes?
That's really gross
I followed you home, will you keep me?