Nasty arms dealer Rene Benoit
Was looking for something to exploit
So as he sipped on a brandy,
Which, just happened to be handy
He found himself suddenly in Detroit
Director Leon Vance
Decided he wanted to dance
So he took to a reel
With a woman called Peel
Who didn't really give him a chance
CIA Agent Trent Kort
Was eating a French lemon torte
The cream went squish
He said what pish
So then he decided to abort.
Tom E Gemcity was holding a plume,
But all he could feel was doom,
So he took a blam-ange
The colour of or…..ange
And completely redecorated the room.
Special Agent Michael Franks
Was looking for bad guys in tanks
But needing a fag
He felt in the bag
And found he was just shooting Yanks.