Adventures of Pepper Potts and JAVIS

by Lucky Detective

Disclaimer: I own nothing!

Note: Extra side stories will appear before the next part of the main story "Stay Bruce" and will revise this later tonight or tomorrow.

Hacker tries to break into Stark Industry

Tony Stark once made a comment about how no one can hack into his database like how he can hack into someone else (like the government's) So hackers around the world attempted to hack into Stark database to show off Stark. All those who tried have met embarrassing fate.

Example: Hacker from Queens

Let's name this unfortunate hacker Bill. Bill was challenged by his friends (4chan) to hack into Stark enterprise and find any information on Iron Man. Being the one not to turn down a challenge went right to work. Meanwhile his wife (gasp!) left a message on his answering machine saying she will be coming home late again. Hours turn into days, and Bill still at the computer, hunched over with determination to hack his way though. With all his brilliance, he still A.) has yet notice his wife haven't return home and B.)fully realize how high Stark's security is. Is so high, is higher than the pot smoker that for some reason lounge around outside on Bill's front lawn. Bill's fingers continue its courageous thunderous typing as if sheer sounds of LOUD fast pace typing will make a difference in it's war against Stark security. Suddenly the color of the monitor changed, and for a moment Bill thought all his effort weren't for nothing. Then a string of sentences appear across his monitor.

Now what do you think you're trying to do? Honestly what are you trying to do?

Bill blinked at the screen.

Come now, after all this time wasting, do you think you can really get though? Bill?

Bill looked at the beer he was consuming at the time that sentence was typed and then chuckled the can away from him.

Bill...my records indicate...you should be more worry about your wife...

Wife...Bill then recalls how she said she was going to be coming home late, but that was...yesterday? Or was it last week? Bill's brain began to go in over time trying to think of the answer while his monitor continued its conversation.

Oh my...Tony requires my assistance. It was...amusing to say at least...I shall leave you with a message from your wife.

Bill's computer speakers (is quite cool actually, is surround sound!) was flooded with sound of um...happy bed sounds (this is K+ rating fic after all)

"So much bigger than BILL!" Happy bed sounds cried out and in SURROUND SOUND!

Bill cried into his keyboard.

How Pepper Potts will spend her free time

She knew the moment she took the job (which thousands of single females would die for) Pepper Potts would have a lot to deal with. However that just why she took the job, Pepper loved a good challenge. However she didn't imagine not for a second that the challenge would also involved her boss turning into a super hero with a rock star status and the dangerous that came along with it. Nor the part where she falls utterly in love with him. Pepper wondered how that happen, Tony would flirt with her everyday ever since she got the job and she in turn would just smile it away. She had watched Tony flirt with other women and clean after Tony was done. It went on for years and then finally she noticed Tony and Tony in return truly noticed Pepper.

"Pepper?"

"Yes Jarvis?" Pepper answered.

"Tony would like to know if you're free to play?"

Pepper smiled. "I dunno, my schedule is pretty full"

"If is possible, Tony would like you see him. Allow me to lead the way" At the floor of her feet, Pepper noticed arrows illuminated leading though some twist and turns. Soon the arrows disappeared and were replaced by rose petals raining above her head.

Very cute Stark, Pepper thought to herself as she followed the rain of petals as it lead her to end of the hallway with a table. On the table was a small box and a note. Pepper unfolds the note and it reads:

"Dear Pepper, I really hope you do have the time to play. Because it would be so lonely without you"

Pepper opens the small box and it was her very own action figure. Surprised and delighted, Pepper pressed the button on her stomach.

"Oh Tony 3"

Pepper shook her head and asked Jarvis where Tony was.

"My schedule cleared up"

Author's note: I'm truly sorry about the last story I posted up before, it was full of grammar errors and overall it was unfinished. I hope you guys enjoy these improved side stories and I will continue on with the main storyline.

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