Chapter 2: Rukia's unforgivfullness
It started at the local Karakura mall. Rukia had just grown an afro. She wanted to celebrate this day. She went to go to JC penny. She gathered around the manicans and started dancing. But then the manicans came to life. The started to strangle her.
"Bankai!" she yelled. Ukitatke passed her and patted her afro.
"Little chimpmunk you don't know bankai!"
rukia started crying and kicked ukitake in the nuts. Ukitake laughed and said
," ha ha ha im wearing a cup."
Thats when the fool Urahara was in scene. He darted up to Rukia and grabbed both of her melons. He rubbed them and started licking them. He then rubbed his face all throughout them,. "These are rather small don't you think?" He then squashed them both and ate them.
"You fool! I paid 1.50 for those watermelons. I knew I should have bought oranges!"
urahara then did a ballet dance out the door, tripped and broke his knee. His mom gave him a lollipop and kissed his booboo better. Kisuke shot a pistol at the ground and yelled," I have a bellybutton."
Ukitake told Rukia, "look it's Kaien-dono!"
Rukia quickly looked.
"NOT!" Ukitake slapped her hard in the face, and then he accidentally pooped on her.
Urahara said, "Rukia, I have mission for you!"
TO BE CONTINUED