Chapter 3
"So what is this mission?" Rukia questioned, "and why are you licking me Mr. Urahara?"
"Because you taste like a cherry lollipop!"
Rukia positioned her afro. Urahara said, "rukia, I want you to get my cane back from whoever stole it."
Rukia yelled "yippeeeeeeeeeeeee!" and started pelvic thrusting Kisuke. She thought to herself, "who would have stolen his cane. She knocked off a few ideas. Thats it! It was Jango the black guy of the neighbor hood. Where would he be at? Hmm he'd be at the club!"
They then went to the club, and they saw Jango.
"That's my cane!" Kisuke yelled.
Jango bounced up to him. "Yo man this aint no cane. This is my dancing stick!"
Kisuke giggled a little.
"You man, you being racist?"
Kisuke started laughing.
Jango yelled, " and you there with the tiny melons. You being racist with a fake afro, yo!"
"does the cane have a sword inside of it?" kisuke asked.
"no," said Jango.
Kisuke took it and couldn't open it. "This is why my nuts have a working can opener!" He pulled down his pants and Blues Clues underwear. His balls did have a can opener. He put them on Jango's dancing stick. He tried to open it. "!" he screamed.
He handed the now hairy and gross dancing stick.
"Yo man you got yo hair on it!" Jango yelled.
"Thats not my cane," Kisuke replied.
Jango started to attack.
Kisuke tied Rukia up and threw her at Jango. "Kill her not me!"
Jango then ate Rukia as Kisuke ran away. They eventually threw up because she was so ugly. She then walked home to take a dump.
TO BE CONTINUED