"You're such a klutz, Tohru," Uo scoffed. Tohru was in the corner, mumbling about paying back the debt and cleaning the floor.
"You know boss," Kaoru began.
"She's a lot like you." Hikaru finished.
"Hehehehehe!" Maniacal laughter filled the room, while a mechanical machine hummed loudly. Suddenly, the center of the floor slid open while a grand pedestal lifted from the ground.
"Indeed, you are correct, Hikaru and Kaoru! But the difference is that Tamaki is a phony prince! He is depressed by everything!" Renge said, as she glared at Tamaki, making him go to his corner of woe and despair.
"It is time to change your ways, Tamaki! Stop being such a phony prince, and start being a real man!" Renge shouted.
"But-" Tamaki started.
"Don't you dare talk back to me!" Renge shouted, with fire in her eyes.
"Don't you think you're being a little harsh, Renge?" Haruhi asked. Suddenly, Renge's eyes turned from evil to love.
"Oh, Haruhi! I wouldn't want to change anything about you! You're perfect, just the way you are!" Renge smiled.
"Thanks, Renge. But could you lighten up on Tamaki a little?" Haruhi asked.
"Anything for you, Haruhi!" Renge said. Then she turned to Tamaki.
"You're off the hook this time, pretty boy-" Renge said, but was interrupted by her phone. Her Uki Doki Memorial ringtone rang through the room.
"Oh! It's daddy! Gotta go!" Renge squealed. Then her evil laughter rang through the room once again. Her pedestal was soon gone and completely concealed. Then everything was silent, until it was ruined by Tamaki.
"Oh, Haruhi! You're so sweet, protecting your daddy like that! To think I could have a daughter as sweet as you!" Tamaki cried.
"Cut it out, sempai. I only helped you because you guys were making a loud racket."
Haruhi said calmly.
"What?" Tamaki yelled. Then he went to his corner again and sobbed.
"So, is it always like this?" Yuki asked. He and the others from Kaibara were so quiet, that nobody remembered that they were there. All the sadness from Tamaki's face melted away as he stood up.
"Yes, the Host Club is always filled with drama and fun. Come to think of it, won't you join?" Tamaki asked, sweetly.
"No way! No one in their right mind would join your damn host club!" Kyo shouted.
"Yes, I'm sorry," Yuki said, calmly. "But I will have to refuse your request."
"I will drop Miss Honda's debt by a third," Kyoya smirked.
"You can't just bribe us!" Kyo yelled.
"Fine. We'll do it." Yuki said. Everyone stared at him.
"Are you joking, you damn rat? Because it's not funny!" Kyo yelled.
"No, I am not joking, you baka neko. We will do this for Miss Honda's sake. Anyways, we will be leaving soon, and we cannot leave the debt unpaid." Yuki said.
"You are smart." Kyoya said.
"No! You guys! You can't do this! I can pay off the debt by myself!" Tohru