ME: Sorry for taking so long to update, had school and crap. Merry Christmas since a certain holiday is getting closer...

Anyhow, I'm going on vacation soon, so it may be some time before I can update regularly. Now, time for someone else to make his presence known. Butch?

BUTCH: Roger. Thanks for making me the boss. But why call our unit 'Task Force Zero'? Seriously?

ME: Well, you guys aren't some public military unit like the 1st Battalion, 1st Marines. You guys are more Secret Agents, spy guys who honestly don't even exist officialy. So 'Zero' just sounds good. And you're welcome.

BUTCH: Got it. Why is Dutch my right-paw?

DUTCH: Say again?

ME: Well, for the record, even though it would be wiser for Diggs to take the job of second...

DUTCH: That guy?

ME: Did you just interrupt me?

DUTCH: What does it look like?

BUTCH: DUTCH!

ME: Calm down! Well, Diggs isn't green as grass, but that guy is more of a team leader than the second-in-command of a task force. Besides, he isn't that much more experienced.

DIGGS: I heard that!

DUTCH: You were supposed to!

BUTCH: ENOUGH! And why are you even in this intro?

ME: Well, you were a bit of a Jenkins there pal...

ME: But I'll post the next chapter eventually. Stupid school! (groan)