It has been a long time since I posted a chapter so i'm going to make one now.
Diary of a Goomba: Maple Syrup
July 3, 2012
Dear Diary,
I've got to tell you something that is really, really bad. Its called... MAPLE SYRUP! It's supposed to be that famous stuff that you put on pancakes, waffles, and
egg rolls. But to tell you the truth, it's a nasty,icky,sticky,disgusting thing that's gets all over your clothes, your mouth and your dog. It all started one day when
Mario decided to work with Toad to make a eco-friendly syrup factory for Peach. I mean factories produce smoke that harms plants and animals and goombas.
What's the point of saying eco-friendly when your're making the Mushroom Kingdom into real mush. But it turns out that's the factory runs on mushrooms. In fact
you only need 5 mushrooms to make it last for a year. That's rocket science to find out the square root for 8,394. Anyway then Mario made Peach breakfast in
bed. Ern, isn't rude to inturupt a princess's beauty sleep? Not to mention that Mario broke a hole in Peach's window just to get to there. Man I could totally dig
that. Anyway she got really mad and she threw Mario out the same window injuring his arm and he got cut and he was bleeding. Did I mention that's this
happened yesterday? Yep he's in the hosptial now getting a brief check-up. He also had to pay for the broken window and his health insurance. What am I
saying? This is about the syrup. I don't care about that stupid plumber. Well about the factory. Without Mario, the place went into chaos, and then the whole
factory blew up. The next thing I know is that one bottle of syrup lands by my door. So I used it on my hamburgers. It tasted digusting. But cheese works well
with it, and a side of a dozen donuts. In fact everything went well with the syrup except hamburgers. That hamburger should be ashamed of himself. Even
though it's 6 years old. SO SCREW MAPLE SYRUP, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT DISGUSTING, IDIOTIC, AND... Uh-oh... Then a rumbling sound was heard. The
goomba looked outside and screamed in terror as his house was uprooted and carried away by a maple syrup wave. "CURSE YOU MAPLE SYRUP!" the
goomba yelled.
Not that long I guess but... "MAJORITY RULES!" ~Froggerz~