Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: Well The Stuart Trio just wanted to chat until the Duchess shows up. Based (loosely) off CP Coulters 'Dalton'. Disclaimer: I in no way own or am a part of Glee, Forever Strong, City of Ember, or Dalton. As much as I wish I had a hand in it, I don't.
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Wevid, Rane, Evira
A/N: Well I got some pretty awesome reviews. I was shocked beyond measure that people even read it let alone liked it. So THANK-YOU and I was asked for another chapter so VOILA. Klaine, Wevid, Rane, and Evan/OC [who have now been dubbed 'Evira' thanks to Jexi0322]. It's time for the Stuart Trio to make themselves known, cause at one point they were on semi-good terms. That and any chance to write Lo and Jules I'm gonna pounce on it! P.S. Derek is a jerk and I hate his imaginary guts so he's only here for a short term.
{Your reviews give me this face: h t t p : / / m e d i a . t u m b l r . c o m / t u m b l r _ l n i t n 6 J W a 0 1 q g 7 e x o . g i f }
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor/Stuart Common Room
Topic: Locked Out.
Knave: Why did you send the invite from the common room?
KingOfHearts: Because for some reason the Stuart Branch is password locked and I cannot get in..
Knave: Did you try "Warblerland".
KingOfHearts: Yes. and "Rabbithole".
-CheshireCat has signed in-
Knave: Hello, Jules.
KingOfHearts: Hows the shoot ?
CheshireCat: Oh, shut up Derek. It's unprofessional to respond to a shrieked "Jules" whilst on set!
KingOfHearts: I did not shriek!
CheshireCat: Your voice went so high at the end I barely caught it.
Knave: Calm down children, Don't make me separate you.
KingOfHearts: Whatever, Logan
CheshireCat: Yes, Your Majesty!
-Duchess has signed in-
KingOfHearts: Okay WHO did those psycho twins saddle with "Duchess"
Knave: I don't know.
CheshireCat: Let's invite them and see.
Duchess: I cannot believe they hacked my computer.
KingOfHearts: Who are you?
Duchess: Seriously?
CheshireCat: Answer the question, *Duchess*.
Duchess: Oh I just noticed the handles were different. I'm Kira.
KingOfHearts: The brunette the Twins were fawning over at lunch?
Duchess: Uhm...yeah?
Knave: How did you get a nickname?
Duchess: I talked my way out of a punishment and Alice decided it suited me.
Knave: You got your nickname from Kurt?
Duchess: Yeah, he said it just worked. I'm still not sure if it's an insult.
CheshireCat: Better then getting a male name. I mean Kurt did get stuck with Alice.
KingOfHearts: Male or no, those twins are evil with the nicknames.
Knave: Yes but you did not sit through middle school being referred to solely as 'Knave'.
Duchess: Wait, isn't Knave the name they gave Logan?
Knave: I am Logan. What have the lovely Windsors said about me?
CheshireCat: Yes and how do you get to know all the nicknames handed out?
Duchess: Well it was mostly Kurt who brought you up. He was making a comment about my eye color.
Knave: Green?
Duchess: Yeah he said that they reminded him of yours or something. I've never seen you so I assumed it was a good thing.
KingOfHearts: -.-' awesome.
Knave: Shut up Derek.
Duchess: Derek. and Logan, which leaves Cheshire as...o_o Not possible.
CheshireCat: Heard of me?
Duchess: Nothing but from one of my roommates. I have honestly NEVER seen so many different pictures of one person in one place.
KingOfHearts: Aww did you hear that Jules, your face is wallpaper.
Duchess: And You face is regularly burned by groups of your discarded conquests.
CheshireCat: :)
Knave: So they have a support group. Should have figured as much.
KingOfHearts: Oh shut up.
-KingOfHearts has logged out-
CheshireCat: There goes Derek.
Knave: Good he has a project to complete with Bailey.
Duchess: and David...Hatter...whatever you people refer to him as.
CheshireCat: I just call them Windsor, unless strictly necessary.
Knave: Be nice, Julian.
CheshireCat: Whatever, I gotta get back to the shoot. Enjoy your conversation Lo.
-CheshireCat has been set to BUSY-
Duchess: Awkward.
Knave: What is?
Duchess: Being in a conversation with people you don't know. At least it was only three this time.
Knave: And last time you were swarmed by the lot of them.
Duchess: Pretty much. scared Dwight away though. by accident.
Knave: Not that hard to do, mention a haunted area and he's gone with those contraptions and his rock salt.
Duchess: Yeah he's a weird one, I mean I liked Supernatural but...he's obsessed.
Knave: from my understanding he always has been.
Duchess: Odd...
Knave: So back to the eyes comment. How did I come into the conversation?
Duchess: Oh Evan told me my eyes were very nice. actually he said more but it was a long sentence.
Knave: Most beautiful eyes ever to be had in the history of the existence of forever?
Duchess: ...yeah.
Knave: He said it at lunch.
Duchess: Okay now I agree with Kurt, That boy is smitten.
Knave: Kurt would know.
Duchess: meaning...?
Knave: He's a very observant person.
Duchess: I agree.
Knave: and outspoken and opinionated.
Duchess: I still agree. But he is very sweet. could not have a bigger heart if he grew six inches.
Knave: Definitely :)
Duchess: So you're Logan Wright. right?
Knave: Yes.
Duchess: From what I've heard you can pretty much hold you own in a fight.
Knave: and? heard from who?
Duchess: Who is unimportant, what I'm saying is why don't you just drop your father. cause no one should treat their child that way.
Knave: Because I'd get dropped right back and I can take the way he treats me. It's not like I'm being abused he just doesn't approve of my orientation.
Duchess: That's like saying he doesn't approve of your being blonde, or being tall. It's who you are and he should love you anyway.
Knave: You are a very passionate person I take it?
Duchess: comes from my mothers side.
Knave: Oh?
Duchess: Yeah, she passed away when I was 8. My dad says I'm a lot like her.
Knave: I'm sorry for your loss.
Duchess: Thank you...
-TweedleEth, TweedleEv, and tweedles have signed in-
tweedles: Hello Duchess! :D
TweedleEth: How are you?
TweedleEv: How did you sleep?
Duchess: Hi boys. Good and good. Not the only one in here though.
TweedleEth: Oh we know.
TweedleEv: but ladies first.
tweedles: Hello dear Knave, how are you feeling today?
TweedleEth: Have you been keeping with the schedule?
Knave: Hello, Ethan, Evan. I'm fine.
TweedleEv: and your schedule.
Knave: Kept to a T. You do not need to keep reminding me. I am not a child.
Duchess: I am so confused.
TweedleEv: Oh it's nothing sweet Duchess.
TweedleEth: Yes just something for Knave to remember is all.
Knave: and I have. So drop it.
tweedles: Okay!
TweedleEth: So Duchess, what brings you to the Stuart side?
TweedleEv: Yes, how did you get pulled into a conversation with Knave here?
Duchess: I logged in, thanks for hacking my account and changing my handle by the way, and got a chat invite from CheshireCat I thought it was one of you.
TweedleEth: Oh that's Julian
TweedleEv: Yes, he's very very famous.
Duchess: I know.
TweedleEv: So Knave, why did you invite our Duchess to chat?
Knave: She was already in here and we didn't recognize the name. WE got locked out of the Stuart Branch. Wouldn't happen the know the password would you?
TweedleEth: Us?
TweedleEv: Nope.
tweedles: Never.
Duchess: Why can't they just talk in one straight go.
Knave: Think of them as a single person.
Duchess: That's what Blaine told me to do!
Knave: Well then do it already. It'll be a lot easier.
tweedles: Yes much easier.
Duchess: Well its rather hard when you're sitting in between them with your moving back and forth constantly. I swear I'm going to get whiplash.
Knave: Sit in front of them.
Duchess: They won't let me!
TweedleEv: It's true.
TweedleEth: We won't.
tweedles: never.
Duchess: you could at least be nice on chat.
Knave: Yes you two are acting stranger then usual.
TweedleEth: can't help it.
Knave: Oh, why?
TweedleEv: She's perfect.
TweedleEth: ~nods~
Duchess: You're not still on about that are you?
tweedles: of course.
Knave: Feel a little bad for you Kira.
Duchess: only a little? :)
Knave: Yes well, all I can do. I've known them since middle school.
Duchess: You poor child.
tweedles: ~hurt~
Duchess: Oh you know I enjoy your craziness.
tweedles: :D
-Dormouse has signed in-
Dormouse: Hi guys! Hi Kira and... Logan?
TweedleEth: Hello Dormouse
TweedleEv: How are you?
Duchess: Hi Reed. How are you, darling?
Knave: Hello.
Dormouse: I...I'm good how are you?
TweedleEv: darling?
Duchess: I'm good.
Knave: It's a term of endearment, Evan.
TweedleEv: I don't like it :(
TweedleEth: neither do I. :(
Duchess: what ever you say my loves.
tweedles: :D
Duchess: But I'm still gonna call Reed darling.
Dormouse: ~blushes~
TweedleEth: Why?
Duchess: because he's adorable.
TweedleEv: Then call him Dormouse.
Duchess: Keep this up and Logan gets referred to as babe or honey.
tweedles: O.o
Knave: Honey? Really?
Duchess: Babe it is then.
TweedleEv: v.v
Duchess: Term. Of. Endearment. I call Blaine sweetheart.
Knave: and what have you given Kurt.
Duchess: Haha, He's my gay husband now. So he gets Dear.
Dormouse: You finally got him to agree?
Duchess: Yeah, well I'm a persistent person. Even if he didn't agree that's how I would refer to him.
TweedleEth: Blaine and Kurt are different their gay.
Knave: so then I should cause no issue for you.
Duchess: Exactly.
Dormouse: I guess I shouldn't either then.
tweedles: o.o!
TweedleEth: Have you told Mrs. Van Kamp?
TweedleEv: yes does she know?
-MadHatter, and MarchHare have just signed in-
MarchHare: Why are you guys in the common room?
Knave: we were locked out of Stuart Branch.
MadHatter: Hello, Logan. What are you doing here?
Knave: I Was here first. Then came the Duchess.
Duchess: and the twins followed in with Reed. Derek and Julian Larson were in here earlier.
MarchHare: You've been chatting with the Stuarts?
Duchess: They were in here first and invited me to chat because they didn't know who I was.
Knave: Just curiosity, Wesley. Nothing to be alarmed about.
MadHatter: right.
tweedles: Reed just came out of his largely designer closet.
MarchHare: What?
MadHatter: Huh!
-Alice, and WhiteKnight have signed in-
Alice: Hey guys, Kira. Reed did what?
Duchess: Hello, Dear. Hi Dwight! :D
WhiteKnight: ...Hello Kira.
TweedleEth: Reed has come out.
TweedleEv: officially stated as gay.
MarchHare: Does Shane know?
MadHatter: does Blaine know?
Alice: Does your Mother know?
Dormouse: too many questions! ~hiding~
Duchess: Oh darling it's alright. You've only to worry about your Mom. But I'm sure she'll love you just the same.
Alice: Kira is right, she'll love you either way.
Dormouse: Well, I told her I had to talk to her about something and she said she'd call when she had time...
MarchHare: Good!
MadHatter: We're proud.
-WhiteRabbit has signed in-
Knave: That's my cue.
Duchess: cue?
WhiteRabbit: Hey guys, what was with the cheering?
Knave: To leave.
Duchess: What? Why!
MadHatter: Reed has decided he is gay.
WhiteRabbit: Awesome! Why is Logan here?
Knave: I was just leaving. Good-Bye Kira, Kurt.
Duchess: Don't leave me with these people!
Alice: uh..bye.
Knave: I have the feeling I'm unwanted company.
Duchess: I want you!
TweedleEv: O_O
TweedleEth: O_O
Dormouse: O_O
MarchHare: O_O
Alice: O_O
WhiteKnight: O_O
WhiteRabbit: O_O
Duchess: Way to fill the feed guys.
TweedleEv: ~confused/hurt~
Duchess: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Knave: Well what did you mean? Because my reaction was much the same as the Windsors'.
-ShaneA. has signed in-
Dormouse: HI SHANE!
Alice: -.-' wow Reed.
MadHatter: Yeah way to hold out.
MarchHare: Blaine and Kurt aren't even that bad.
Duchess: That's enough out of you three. (Knave: what I meant was "DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE FREAKS!" and don't think I can't hear the smirk you had when I wrote I want you)
ShaneA: Hey reed ;)
tweedles: wink face. FLIRTY!
Duchess: Twins!
Knave: (Duchess: Oh you heard my smirk did you? Sadly I must go, if both Anderson brothers are here I really don't want to get screamed at through type.)
WhiteRabbit: Come on guys be nice! and Reed have you told Shane?
Dormouse: ~deadpans~
ShaneA: Told me what? Reed?
Duchess: Fine leave me I'll stay hear sad and alone while Reed plucks up the courage to break the news to Shane.
ShaneA: Huh? D:
Alice: Now you've done it Kira.
tweedles: We can come keep you company Duchess.
Duchess: A: Wasn't me, T: I'm locking the doors o.o
ShaneA: Reed?
MadHatter: Reed you better tell him before we do.
MarchHare: Yeah and we'll say it in the worst way possible.
ShaneA: REED!
Dormouse: ...I need new friends.
TweedleEth: No you don't you need to tell Shane!
TweedleEv: Duchess you locking the door merely presents us with the simple task of unlocking it.
Duchess: Simple?
tweedles: M hmm :)
Dormouse: Okay private chat Shane.
MadHatter: BOO!
MarchHare: We demand to be present!
WhiteKnight: I don't!
MarchHare: Then leave man.
ShaneA: Can you just say it out here :(
Duchess: Why sad face?
-Knave has signed out-
Duchess: MY sad face :(
tweedles: we shall come see you!
Alice: guys its past curfew.
-TweedleEth, TweedleEv, and tweedles have signed out-
WhiteRabbit: They are so lucky its the weekend.
Duchess: O_O would a dead bolt work?
MadHatter: No.
MarchHare: Not likely
WhiteRabbit: That's like cake to them.
Duchess: How about 6 individual locks?
Alice: Why do you have 6 locks?
Duchess: I don't
Alice: oh
Duchess: I have 9.
WhiteRabbit: Why?
WhiteKnight: Evil beings.
Duchess: Oh no he's human, and apparently can't read. :|
Alice: He?
Duchess: Just drop it. Reed has things he must tell Shane.
ShaneA: before I die, please?
Dormouse: I can't Mom has to know first.
ShaneA: Your mom? WHAT is the news?
Duchess: Reed has decided that he is 100% gay. And he lurves you. Reed just call her again and tell her that. point blank. She'll make time. (maybe drop the Shane bit though x])
Dormouse: KIRA!
Duchess: Oh you were taking to long!
Alice: Not your place Kira.
Duchess: v.v sorry dear.
MarchHare: Kurt finally agreed to be your gay husband? Congratz!
MadHatter: How'd you convince him.
Duchess: Oh I was very very clever.
WhiteRabbit: She hit on me.
MadHatter: O.o
MarchHare: o.O
Dormouse: and it worked...
Alice: Because nobody touches my man.
Duchess: oooooh...
MadHatter: !
MarchHare: I did not need this knowledge, Kurt
WhiteRabbit: ~over the moon~ :D
Dormouse: where did Shane go.
Duchess: He says he needs a minute to remember how to breathe.
Alice: How do you know?
Duchess: Texting.
WhiteRabbit: When did you exchange numbers?
Duchess: we didn't I stole your phone and added his.
WhiteRabbit: -.-' So that's where my phone is.
Duchess: ...No I put it back on the table where I... in a room with the tweedles and then proceeded to say it was yours and I left
MarchHare: Uh-oh.
MadHatter: Kira lock them locks.
WhiteRabbit: The tweedles aren't stupid enough to steal my phone twice.
Alice: Twice?
MadHatter: Oh yeah.. I remember that :)
MarchHare: that was funny. ;D
WhiteRabbit: Oh really?
MarchHare: O_O Nope.
MadHatter: very serious matter.
WhiteKnight: Not to be forgotten.
Duchess: Dwight I thought you left.
WhiteKnight: ...no.
Duchess: but honestly I don't know where your phone is now.
WhiteRabbit: awesome.
Duchess: BRB, there's a knock at my door.
Alice: tweedles?
MadHatter: Definitely.
MarchHare: You have to ask?
Duchess: Duchess has to go now.
Duchess: She will return shortly.
Duchess: Or possibly not until tomorrow.
Duchess: Night!
-Duchess has signed out-
Alice: should we be scared for her?
MarchHare: Probably
MadHatter: Probably.
Dormouse: same exact answer...how cute :')
Alice: nice Reed :D
WhiteRabbit: Haha :P
MarchHare: We keep telling you we are secretly together.
MadHatter: Yeah, you just can't handle us going public.
Alice: and why is that?
ShaneA: They'd upstage you.
MarchHare: Exactly!
WhiteRabbit: Doubt it.
Alice: But a lot of people would lose money.
Dormouse: Kurt!
WhiteRabbit: Kurt!
MadHatter: What?
MarchHare: Hmm?
Alice: Oops. Nothing!
MadHatter: Tell us.
MarchHare: Or we burn your closet.
Dormouse: :O!
Alice: That was uncalled for.
WhiteRabbit: Now you won't ever know.
Alice: And I'm telling Lucy, Wes.
MarchHare: NODON'TDOIT!
WhiteRabbit: I could do it.
MadHatter: Okay what don't I know man!
Dormouse: It's funny.
MarchHare: Is David the only person you did not tell?
Alice: I thought he heard me when I said it. Chaz heard me.
MarchHare: ~crawls into hole to die~
ShaneA: I have to go to bed
MadHatter: Yeah, gotta get to dreaming about Reed.
Dormouse: o.o
ShaneA: I have and early day tomorrow.
MarchHare: well then hurry and fall asleep so you can dream about Reed.
Dormouse: ~shoves Wes out of hole so he can die there~
MarchHare: Hey!
ShaneA: Sure man. Dream about Reed all the time.
Dormouse: what?
Alice: Awe :D
WhiteRabbit: To much information.
WhiteKnight: I am so gone.
-WhiteKnight has signed out-
ShaneA: I was joking. I hardly ever dream.
MadHatter: But when you do it's about Reed.
Dormouse: David!
ShaneA: pretty much.
Dormouse: ~blushes~
MarchHare: Aha!
Alice: Okay Reed is a shade of red that in not flattering with his hair.
ShaneA: Awe, bye Reed.
Dormouse: bye.
-ShaneA has logged out-
WhiteRabbit: I'm going to sleep.
MarchHare: Its 11:50?
MadHatter: yeah lets watch a movie
MarchHare: MARATHON!
MadHatter: Yes!
Alice: I'm going to sleep too.
MadHatter: Oh!
MarchHare: "sleep"...yeah okay.
Alice: Shut up, Wesley.
-Alice and WhiteRabbit have logged out-
MadHatter: Reed wanna watch some movies with us?
Dormouse: No.
MarchHare: Why not?
Dormouse: Because you always pick scary movies, and you'll pick on me about what Shane said.
MadHatter: The guy dreams about you, it's adorable.
Dormouse: See!
MarchHare: Come on, Reed!
-Dormouse has logged out-
MarchHare: o_o Reed? REED!
MadHatter: He's gone dude.
MarchHare: We share a room, why are we still in chat?
MadHatter: So we can argue about movies without raised voices?
MarchHare: We're watching Forever Strong.
MadHatter: But I wanna watch City of Ember.
MarchHare: We'll watch that after.
MadHatter: You're gonna fall asleep!
MarchHare: Exactly.
-MarchHare has logged out-
MadHatter: WES!
MadHatter: This is unfair.
MadHatter: I'M STILL TYPING BECAUSE THIS WAY I CAN SILENTLY SCREAM AT YOU!
A/N: uhhh... well there you go. NOT what I originally wanted to happen but this is what you get xD. I will put up a better one soon as an apology. Hope you like it and if you don't well, what do you expect? I can't always have strokes of brilliance. Reviews are lovely, lovely Klainebows!