A/N: So, I've been writing again. I really have nothing to say. But, please comment on anything you find interesting.
Ano, I just find writing Tsunade incredibly fun. ^^ She's a cool character.
Full Summery:
The Four Aristocrats, known rulers of Konoha Elite – school for the bright and rich. The band made up of Sasuke Uchiha – son of profound Fugaku Uchiha and heir to the Uchiha Corporation; Neji Hyuuga – nephew of Hiashi Hyuuga and in line for the head of the Hyuuga INC; Gaara Sabaku – already head of the Sabaku Enterprise; and Shikamaru Nara – only successor to the Nara Association.
Naruto Uzumaki, young at the age of 16, but already a senior in high school enters the school of his dreams along with his foster-sister Ino. The adorable, cute, hilarious blond is without a doubt a great attraction to all of the men in Konoha Elite. Yet, upon catching the eyes of the three largest beneficiaries will definitely cause a few problems. Who will win the heart of the blond? And will Naru-chan be able to ward off the evils of fame and prices it comes with?
Contains Yaoi and pairings: SasuNaru, NejiGaara, ItaDei, ShikaIno, and KakaIru
Happy Reading! ^.^
Disclaimer:
BHIris: Alrighty! Onto business, I have something very special planned! But first: I don't own Naruto. In fact, Sasuke owns that fine piece of ass. Now back to the point, I have a surprise!
Shikamaru: Oh boy…this is going to be troublesome. I can feel it.
BHIris: Shut up Shika. Stop being a spoil sport.
Naruto: I thought you were in a bad mood?
BHIris: I am. –evil grin- Which is why I decided you're all going to cook with me!
Neji: -backs away- No way am I getting close to the kitchen with you.
Gaara: I second that thought. Naruto cooks better than you. And that's saying something as Naruto can't cook to save his life.
BHIris: I am not that bad!
Neji: You fucking burn water. That's not even humanly possible.
Gaara: -nods- The pot still has scorch marks.
BHIris: Stop being mean to me, dammit! I am the author, I should have control over you guys!
Neji: Control is something you lack.
Gaara: Yes, go make cereal or something.
Naruto: Or ramen!
Gaara: No, she'd burn the ramen too. At least the cereal turns out somewhat edible.
Neji: It turns out soggy.
BHIris: Well, sorry adding fucking milk to my cereal. It's suppose to get damn soggy!
-stomps off to make fucking cereal with milk-
-Yes, Neji, it was soggy. Happy? Now go piss off or something-
Chapter Three
Naruto and Ino chattered as they walked into the school. Ino smiled as she watched Naruto's cerulean eyes widen in amazement. If possible, the inside was even more beautiful than the outside.
"Naru-chan? This way heads to the office, alright?"
Naruto nodded dumbly (cutely) and trailed alongside Ino as she led them to the quiet office covered in clear. A small plaque that read 'MAIN OFFICE' was attached to the mahogany door. The blond girl gently eased the door open as not to disturb the people inside. The two of them walked quietly to the front desk where a woman with short, choppy black hair sat. The seat was cushioned and the wheels seemed to lubricate across the mat as she turned a gentle smile towards the two blonds.
"Hello, again Shizune-san. This is my brother. He's here to get his schedule as well."
The woman named Shizune tapped her pen as she smiled endearingly.
"Ah, I see. And what might your name be?"
Naruto rubbed the back of his head adorably while shaking pieces of blond into his face.
"Um, Naruto—Naruto Uzumaki."
Shizune smiled at the boy's utter cuteness while searching for the file under his name. Finding the content she wanted, she handed the paper-clipped information to him.
"Here it is. Have fun in class."
Naruto's gave a sudden smile, making Shizune almost jump in surprise. The boy's smile was utterly bright and cheerful that it radiated around the room.
"Thanks, Shizune-san! I'll do my best—dattebayo!"
Ino laughed while shaking her head, her ponytail flipping at the motion. Naruto was just too obliviously cute for his own good.
"Alright, Mr. Dattebayo, it's time to leave Shizune-san's presence. C'mon!"
Suddenly there was a crash that resounded from the room behind the desk. It was labeled 'PRINCIPAL'. Shizune quickly leaped from her chair to the door. There was some frantic knocking before the door finally opened.
Inside was a woman with breasts the size of watermelons. No kidding, Naruto thought, those are some honking weights attached to her front. Yes, it seemed, that was always the first impression of Principal Tsunade.
The second was her extreme strength. Yes, as Naruto and Ino leaned to look beyond Shizune's arms, that was an overturned desk inside that room. Naruto leaned back, a little scared. Ino's curious gaze continued unhindered, though neither made any move to step forward. That lady with the breasts looked like she was seeing sparks.
…Yes, Tsunade was pretty pissed. First of all, some stingy rich kid had snatched her precious sake from right under her nose. And now the orchestra director had just called to inform her that a certain Sasuke Uchiha, Neji Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara, and Gaara Sabaku had ditched, again. Oh, if only she could get her hands around their pretty little necks attached to their pretty faces…ooh, they would be gone as soon as she snapped. But, of course, they were the sons of the renowned Uchiha Corporation, Hyuuga INC., Nara Association, and Sabaku Enterprise; protected from the inside and out and definitely not allowed to be expelled or even suspended. Why had she chosen to be the principal in the first place? Also, her supply of sake had disappeared. Did she mention her sake had disappeared? God, being a principal was so stressful.
Only then did she calm down enough to notice the two new additions to Konoha Elite, both staring at her as if she were an alien. Maybe she was, she didn't know anymore. All she wanted was some sake. Why the hell wasn't there any sake?
As if reading her mind, Shizune quickly reached from who-knows-where and produced an unopened bottle of sake. Tsunade's eyes instantly brightened. Unscrewing the lid, Shizune passed the bottle over to the busty women who gulped the liquid like water.
"Ah…" Much better.
Wiping her mouth with the back of her hand, she blinked several times to clear the annoying buzzing that accompanied the glorious dark liquor. When her eyes refocused, she saw two blonds (were they twins?) staring at her.
"Little twerps, didn't anyone ever teach you it's impolite to stare?" Tsunade gave a loud belch to accompany her statement.
Ino looked unimpressed and raised an eyebrow. However, Naruto immediately felt the need to apologize.
"Ano, Baa-chan!"
Almost like flicking a switch, Tsunade's eyes became storm clouds again. Seeing the fire blazing in her mentor's eyes, Shizune instinctively crouched down with her fingers in her ears. That idiot /cute/ blond!
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING OLD, YOU LITTLE IMBECILE? I AIN'T OLD, DAMN IT! I'M FUCKING YOUNG! LOOK AT THESE BOOBS—DO THEY LOOK FUCKING OLD TO YOU? HUH? WELL?"
Yes, Tsunade-sama was pretty sensitive about her age. I'm surprised Naruto could see through all that surgery that made her look young. Shizune was impressed, though it was hard-felt.
Naruto, on the other hand seemed scarred for life. This old lady was pushing her watermelon boobs right into his face! His temperature rose as his face flooded with color.
Ino smirked from her quiet spot by the door.
Ah, life was sure going to get interesting.
She was sure of it.
"Did I hear right? I was sure Sasuke just said that he's getting married."
Neji's velvet voice slurred across, as a smirk adorned his handsomely structured face. The straight nose seemed to be carved from the face, perfectly placed and well centered. Pink lips pulled into an evil smirk as pale lavender eyes were roused with amusement. Slick brown hair glistened as it flowed from the top of the handsome head to the waist. Completely, free of split ends and tangles, Neji definitely had envious hair.
Sasuke's eyebrow gave a slight twitch. Damn him, Neji.
"You did hear right, Hyuuga. He just phrased it a little different." The redhead blinked after he spoke, his pale green eyes flickering slightly. Clad in a body-hugging shirt the color of charcoal, the lean, gorgeous body of Gaara Sabaku was revealed. Legs clothed snug in dusty turquoise jeans, the redhead's eyes seem to stand out as much as his hair.
"I think his exact words were, 'Fucking Fugaku's making me find a wife by the end of this year'. Am I not right?" Shikamaru's tranquil voice was unruffled as he flipped over on the comfortable cushion of his bed. His brown-black hair seemed even darker between the contrasts of the ivory bed-sheets. The slender body was casually strung in dark-wash jeans and a dark green shirt. The Konoha Elite jacket was carelessly tossed over the clothes, outlining his narrow shoulders and slim waist. He chuckled, the sound vibrating low in his voice.
Sasuke did not enjoy his friends' amusements.
As if noticing their friend's lack of friendliness, Shikamaru quickly backtracked.
"We apologize Sasuke, but this is something we have all been expecting as heirs to our families' company."
Sasuke gave his hair an irritated tug.
"I know, but I just wasn't expecting it out of the blue. I was hoping that it would at least be postponed until after senior year."
Everyone was silent, solemnly agreeing with Sasuke.
The peaceful silence was interrupted by Gaara's cellphone. The slight buzzing awoke the four men from their thoughts as Gaara held the phone to his ear.
"Hello? Hn, alright. We'll be there soon."
The phone was quickly stowed away as the four stood up.
"That was Temari. She says the orchestra teacher just called Tsunade, so we should probably get our asses there before she breaks another desk."
The four slowly walked out, but not before bidding goodbye to Shikamaru's mother at the front door. His mother was perhaps the only nice parent among the group's. Though, according to Shikamaru, all she ever did was nag when guests were not over.
The car ride was quick, not taking over three minutes. As they got out of the black, classic limo, the Nara chauffeur drove away. The four took their time getting to the door, not wanting to hear the lecture they knew they would be getting.
Edit: Thank you Stargazer for catching my terrible spelling mistakes. :D Arigato, I owe you one. ;)