Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: Lyrical chatting and some not so casual flirtation, Poor Tweedles... Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'. I am in no way affiliated with Auburn, Katy Perry, Big Time Rush, Tom Felton, Adam Lambert, Johnny Depp, Edward Scissorhands, or Pirates of the Caribbean.
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff. [Gets a little racy for a second or two. Or twelve.]
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Rane, Evira, Wevid
Songs: Perfect Two - Auburn, I Know You Know - Big Time Rush, If I Had You & For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert.
A/N: And once again you want more. Seriously you people must be insanely bored (not that I mind xD). Here it is another installment of random socializing and insanity. Inspiration goes to my lovely sister [You are fantastic], and a dear friend of mine [You know who you is, we drink coffee like its our job].
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor Branch
Topic: Serenade Me.
Alice: Really?
Duchess: Yes.
Alice: Why?
Duchess: because you're my husband.
Alice: That is not a valid excuse.
Duchess: IS SO!
Alice: we are not validly married.
Duchess: no but I consider us married, and you consider us married.
Alice: I consider myself to be the best thing since sliced bread. Doesn't make it true.
Duchess: But you ARE the best thing since sliced bread. So that's an awful example.
Alice: Okay for that I will serenade you via type.
Duchess: Yay!
Alice: but you must serenade back.
Duchess: Oooh, I'll start then :D
Alice: Should I be scared?
Duchess: Terrified.
Alice: okay start!
Duchess: You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
Alice: :D You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
Duchess: You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
Alice: You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
Duchess: You can be the hero and I can be your side kick
Alice: You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
Duchess: You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
- WhiteRabbit, MarchHare and MadHatter have just signed in -
Alice: Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'
Duchess: Don't know if I could ever be, Without you cause boy you complete me
Alice: [line-jacker!] And in time I know that we'll both see, That we're all we need
Duchess: [Had to. I am not male] Cause you're the apple to my pie
Alice: You're the straw to my berry
Duchess: You're the smoke to my high
Alice: And you're the one I wanna marry
WhiteRabbit: okay WHAT are you two doing?
Duchess: o.o Nothing. why do you ask?
MarchHare: Of all the songs...
MadHatter: I kinda like that song.
Alice: Of course you do David. and Blaine I am simply serenading to and being serenaded by my wife.
WhiteRabbit: through chat?
Duchess: don't wanna run up the phone bill.
Alice: yeah all those late night conversations are taking a toll.
Duchess: I so agree... we needed another outlet.
WhiteRabbit: ...
MarchHare: Blaine is a very unhealthy color for his ethnicity.
MadHatter: should people that are half Filipino be shock white?
Alice: Blaine breath, honey.
Duchess: Yeah you know he loves you best, then theres Reed, then me, then tweedles, then the homeless people, then Wes and David.
MarchHare: was that really necessary?
Alice: You forgot to put the hungry people in third world countries after the homeless.
Duchess: oops!
MadHatter: ~hurt~
- tweedles, TweedleEth, and TweedleEv have signed in -
Duchess: Hello, My Loves!
tweedles: Hi, Duchess!
TweedleEv: How are you, Love?
TweedleEth: Yes and did it bruise?
Duchess: I'm good, and yes it did.
Alice: Did you get that cream I suggested.
Duchess: yep.
Alice: David be glad you are on my love list.
WhiteRabbit: Why is Reed above yourself, Kira?
- Dormouse has signed in -
Dormouse: Hi! I'm on top of Kira?
MarchHare: ~leaves this be~
MadHatter: ~does not~ I don't know Reed. Are you? Poor Shane.
Duchess: DAVID! and Hi darling, I meant on Kurt's love list.
Dormouse: ~blushes~ Oh... umm...Well we decided that's how it should be.
Duchess: Bro's before hoes.
MarchHare: then David and I should be higher up then YOU
TweedleEth: Are you saying Kira is a hoe.
TweedleEv: Respond with care, Wesley.
WhiteRabbit: They used your real name. HIDE.
MarchHare: It means best friends over girls, Evan. Kira is not a hoe.
Duchess: Yeah, but anyway if that's your reasoning Wes I'm above you because you and David are hoes.
MadHatter: HEY!
Alice: Okay all I got from this is you fighting over Wes and Davids promiscuity and the fact that you and Reed talk about my love life.
Duchess: No, no, no, dear husband. I only talk about your love life with you. BTW, good job Blaine.
WhiteRabbit: O_O?
MarchHare: Details.
MadHatter: Now.
Duchess: It was a joke, you hoes.
MadHatter: are you gonna call us that for the whole conversation?
Duchess: Depends.
MarchHare: On?
Duchess: what song you type-serenade me with.
Alice: YES! Kira and I already have our song.
Duchess: We sure do.
WhiteRabbit: :(
Duchess: Blaine.
WhiteRabbit: what.
Duchess: I love you. More then Kurts cookies.
WhiteRabbit: Awe.
MarchHare: Don't lie to him.
MadHatter: yeah the point was to up his cheer not his ego.
Duchess: I was never one for chocolate chip so it was not a lie.
MarchHare: TWINS!
tweedles: yes?
MarchHare: I think she's broken.
Duchess: Hey! :(
TweedleEth: she likes peanut butter cookies.
TweedleEv: and oreos.
TweedleEth: with lots of milk.
TweedleEv: Yes, she loves milk.
Duchess: It's good for you.
TweedleEth: But a pack of oreos a day?
TweedleEv: Not healthy. But we love you.
Duchess: If you don't approve why do you feed my habit?
TweedleEth: Because we love you.
TweedleEv: we've just stated this.
Alice: You have a pack of oreos on hand at all times and you don't share? ~hurt~
Duchess: I was told you did not like them.
Alice: By who?
WhiteRabbit: ~hides~
Duchess: Blaine.
Alice: BLAINE?
Duchess: we shared some the other day.
MarchHare: Yeah we were there...
MadHatter: Was very fun.
Dormouse: Lots of cookies.
Alice: Was I the only one not present at this cookie party?
tweedles: We weren't there D:
Duchess: Oh my loves you were shopping with Kurt.
Alice: I thought you said the other day. if I was shopping with the tweedles that would mean you did this YESTERDAY.
Duchess: O.O Blaine told me you didn't like them. Wes said At all. David said Not even the sight.
Dormouse: I just asked if I could have some.
Duchess: and what my darling wants, my darling gets so.
Dormouse: ~blushes~
Alice: You three SUCK. I love oreos.
Duchess: On our next sleep over we shall buy ever kind and have a Musical-a-thon. Just us.
WhiteRabbit: !
MarchHare: Have pity!
MadHatter: that's just mean.
Dormouse: Can I come, Kira?
Duchess: of course!
TweedleEth: What about us?
Duchess: No.
TweedleEv: :(?
Duchess: It will be a night for talking about boys. And I refuse to listen to you two talk about how hot Johnny Depp is as the Mad Hatter again.
TweedleEth: We wouldn't do that.
TweedleEv: at least not right away.
Alice: seriously? Johnny Depp.
Duchess: they have that in common with Wesley.
MarchHare: KIRA!
Duchess: only he was all for Edward Scissorhands
MadHatter: BRB. Can't breathe.
WhiteRabbit: Same
tweedles: same.
Dormouse: Captain Jack. if he was cleaner.
Duchess: I'll let Shane know.
Dormouse: !
Alice: and I can help with the costume.
Dormouse: ~crawls back into the hole~
Duchess: He goes there an awful lot.
Alice: Only when you are present.
Duchess: I feel special.
Alice: You should. So Saturday.
Duchess: for what? OH! Yes perfect. Reed, darling is saturday good for you.
Dormouse: ...yes :s
Duchess: I apologize for making you uncomfortable love.
TweedleEv: HEY!
Duchess: I mean darling.
TweedleEth: :)
Duchess: Logan's online. I should say hi.
WhiteRabbit: no you shouldn't.
Duchess: can you all breathe now?
Alice: Be nice, Blaine.
- Knave has signed in -
MarchHare: Kira... -.-'
Knave: What can I do for you Kira?
Duchess: well hello to you too!
Knave: Hello darling, how are you?
WhiteRabbit: ?
Alice: ?
tweedles: darling o-O
Duchess: I'm good, babe how are you?
tweedles: O_O!
Knave: Good. Now what can I do for you?
Duchess: Movie Night :D
Knave: Movie night...?
Duchess: You know you wanna cuddle.
MadHatter: What the hell!
Knave: when?
Duchess: YAY! Friday night.
Knave: Sure.
Duchess: awesome!
Knave: I have to go.
Duchess: I'm sad now.
Knave: Bye, Duchess. Kurt.
Duchess: Bye!
Alice: um.. bye?
- Knave has signed out -
TweedleEth: Duchess?
Duchess: Yes, love?
TweedleEv: Why are you socializing closely with the Knave?
Duchess: Because we are friends.
Alice: and you're close enough for a sleepover already.
Duchess: ever hear of the pot and the kettle?
Dormouse: yeah but we're different.
Duchess: Explain this.
WhiteRabbit: Alone with Logan isn't exactly safe.
MarchHare: this isn't just a prejudice to Stuarts
MadHatter: partial prejudice but other then that.
Duchess: Kurt. Thoughts?
Alice: I'm not very comfortable with it either.
Duchess: you all know I was joking about the cuddling.
Dormouse: that's not what we're worried about.
Duchess: okay correction: You all know I'm not dumb enough to spend a whole night with him un-medicated.
WhiteRabbit: O_O
MarchHare: wait...huh?
Alice: you know?
Duchess: I told you we're friends.
WhiteRabbit: I dated him and didn't know this till a year after the fact.
Duchess: You've all met me. I'm just one of those people.
Alice: Ah..right. Didn't consider that.
MadHatter: one of what people.
Alice: The type you spill your life too, because you just know it won't change with them. You know it's not gossip.
Duchess: Exactly. I'm just that type of person. I'm a cancer so..
Dormouse: I get that I mean we all did get pretty close with Kira immediately. She's like Kurt in that way.
Duchess: I take that as a compliment.
Alice: As do I.
TweedleEth: Cancer you say.
TweedleEv: meaning your birthday approaches :D
Duchess: No.
Alice: Oh right I've gotten down to two choices for your present..
Duchess: Kurt...
Alice: Just something small. I promise.
tweedles: why 'no'?
Duchess: A: Don't lie to me, T: you two go WAY over the top.
MarchHare: When is it?
MadHatter: yeah, we hoes refuse to be out done by a gay man.
WhiteRabbit: pardon me?
Duchess: Uh-oh.
MadHatter: calm yourself.
MarchHare: we just meant that you shop better then we do.
Duchess: Stereotype! :D
Alice: True for me.
Dormouse: me too.
WhiteRabbit: ...
Duchess: It's okay Blaine you can sing Happy Birthday. Your voice is like crack to me.
Alice: Hey!
WhiteRabbit: Uhm.. thanks?
Duchess: It's a compliment, his voice is beautiful, my dear.
Alice: What about me?
Duchess: I'm letting you get a gift aren't I.
Alice: yeah..
Duchess: that's more then my family is allowed to do.
TweedleEth: When is your birthday duchess?
TweedleEv: We have to plan.
Duchess: No. You two are banned from the celebration. which will take as long as it takes for Blaine to sing and for me to open the gift Kurt has demanded to buy me.
Alice: I'm your husband. It's my job.
Dormouse: I want to get you something!
Duchess: -.-'
Dormouse: Please, Honey?
Duchess: :o O_O
MarchHare: The boy must be desperate
WhiteRabbit: Wow Reed. Whats Shane's pet name?
MadHatter: Shnookums?
MarchHare: pooky?
TweedleEth: HoneyBunch?
TweedleEv: Precious?
TweedleEth: Loveling?
TweedleEv: Sugar?
TweedleEth: Button?
TweedleEv: Dumpling?
TweedleEth: Tootsie?
TweedleEv: Dollface?
TweedleEth: Dove?
TweedleEv: Babycake?
TweedleEth: Dreamboat?
TweedleEv: Stud Muffin?
TweedleEth: Sugar Plum?
Duchess: ENOUGH!
Alice: Wow you two. just...wow.
WhiteRabbit: So many choices!
Alice: Do it and you will never get my cookies again.
Duchess: Kurt read your comment as if you were Wes and David.
Alice: Oh Gaga... I can hear them now.
Duchess: Twins?
tweedles: Yes, Princess?
Duchess: Get off that webpage. NOW.
TweedleEth: But the choices, My Passion!
TweedleEv: there are just so many, Beloved!
Duchess: N. O. W.
WhiteRabbit: send me the link.
Alice: Send me a nerf gun.
WhiteRabbit: keep the link.
Alice: Smart boy.
Duchess: Hey, HoeBoys!
MarchHare: yeah?
Duchess: Thought of a song for me yet?
MadHatter: uhhh, Katy Perry.
Duchess: Blaine are you in the room with David?
WhiteRabbit: Yes wh...-.-' You people are mean.
Alice: That was harsh. True. But harsh.
WhiteRabbit: ~sulking~ she's a good artist!
Duchess: That is also true. and no David. If I wanted Katy Perry
Alice: she's call Blaine.
WhiteRabbit: You all suck.
Alice: You like it.
MarchHare: UNWANTED VISUAL
Duchess: maybe for you.
Dormouse: Kira!
TweedleEth: Is there something you haven't told us, Duchess?
TweedleEv: That comment was intriguing.
WhiteRabbit: and a little disturbing.
MadHatter: seriously.
Duchess: I'm an open person. Just go with that.
MarchHare: We'd rather not.
Dormouse: Kira, do you have breakable things in your living room? (Kurt said I should ask)
Duchess: Nuh...oh yeah we'd watch the movies in my bedroom so your safe Darling.
Alice: Where will we sleep.
Duchess: with me.
MadHatter: If you're watching movies in your room with Kurt and Reed...
MarchHare: Where are you gonna watch movies with Logan.
Duchess: same venue.
WhiteRabbit: so you'll share a bed with him as well?
Duchess: is this a round about way of asking if theres another place Kurt can sleep? are you jealous Blaine?
WhiteRabbit: NO! I just think its weird you're gonna share a bed with him.
Duchess: You are so lime green jell-o and you can even admit it to yourself. If it makes you feel better Kurt is totally free to sleep on my couch.
Alice: couch.
Duchess: Its a hide-a-bed.
Alice: Oh.
Duchess: or me and Reed can cuddle and you can take my bed. whichever.
Dormouse: o.o
Duchess: It's not like I'm gonna take advantage of you. Shane could easy beat me six ways to tuesday.
WhiteRabbit: so Logan can sleep on the hide-a-bed?
Duchess: God will you people give it a rest. In case you forgot, which I don't know how Blaine could, Logan is GAY. and so are Kurt and Reed. Calm yourselves.
TweedleEth: That and she has quite a large bed.
TweedleEv: It's very comfortable.
Duchess: O_O I have to go.
MarchHare: UH-UH You are staying now.
MadHatter: Yeah this story needs sharing.
Alice: You two are incorrigible. I've slept with the twins.
WhiteRabbit: WHAT?
Alice: In the same bed. After Christmas before we went to New York. Any bells?
WhiteRabbit: You two crawled into bed with him?
TweedleEth: Nope.
TweedleEv: Never.
tweedles: why do you think such things?
Duchess: Okay, I need new friends.
Dormouse: Newer.
Duchess: Hmm?
Dormouse: Well technically we are new friends.
Duchess: I love you.
Dormouse: okay.
Duchess: :D
Alice: So we three are gonna cuddle and eat food we'll regret in the morning while singing loudly along with the movies we watch.
Duchess: Yes and laughing!
Alice: laughing?
Duchess: I refuse to have a Movie-thon without at least one comedy. or if that fails we'll watch Burlesque! theres music in that.
MarchHare: and Christina Aguilera.
MadHatter: you should lend us that.
WhiteRabbit: and Cam Gigandet, you should lend ME that.
Alice: Something you need to tell me Blaine?
MarchHare: He has a die-hard crush on Tom Felton!
Alice: I knew that already.
Duchess: Me too.
WhiteRabbit: A: You like him too! MH: Shut it, and D: Really?
Duchess: have you SEEN him?
WhiteRabbit: three letters or less, Kira.
Duchess: Three letters? Y-U-M
WhiteRabbit: Divorce Kurt, I'll be your gay husband.
Duchess: OOOH!
Alice: ~sad~
Duchess: Wait I can't! Kurt will give my love spot to one of the hoes! and he's such good people.
MarchHare: I deserve that love spot!
MadHatter: I deserve it too!
Alice: Only one can have it.
MadHatter: Me.
MarchHare: No Me!
MadHatter: ME
MarchHare: I met him FIRST!
MadHatter: consult the list and you'll see this doesn't matter.
MarchHare: Excuse us, I must kill a certain warbler.
TweedleEth: Where are we on the list Alice?
TweedleEv: Yes are we above Reed?
Duchess: I'm not even above Reed.
TweedleEth: Are we above the Rabbit.
TweedleEv: We must be!
Alice: -.-' Why do we always end up on this topic?
Duchess: They can't handle the fact that Reed and I are a dead tie for second place.
Dormouse: True!
Duchess: BOYS! Sing to me through text.
MadHatter: We can't think of anything.
Duchess: ~disappointed~
MarchHare: That's a lovely suggestion, Kurt.
Alice: I thought so.
Duchess: are you shouting idea's at them?
Alice: Yes.
Duchess: Good.
MarchHare: Maybe this could be the line, That starts the whole story
Duchess: oh dear god.
MadHatter: Maybe you could be the one, The one who's meant for me
Alice: hush you!
MarchHare: I know that I should wait, But what if you're my soul mate?
MadHatter: I'll slow down when you say, slow down, We can
MarchHare: We can party like the weekend, You got me thinkin', we could be a thing, yeah
MadHatter: I know you know, I've got your heart pumpin', I know you know, we know we've got somethin'
Duchess: Okay STOP.
MarchHare: Why?
MadHatter: Do you not like the song?
Alice: Oh she likes the song. She's just looking out for you.
MarchHare: ?
MadHatter: ...
TweedleEth: Very considerate, duchess.
TweedleEv: But the damage has been done.
Duchess: Boys. No.
TweedleEv: They are the ones who agreed to THAT song.
TweedleEth: the coffin is made and the nails have been driven.
MarchHare: Blaine.. help?
WhiteRabbit: can't have to apologize to Kurt about the oreo thing.
Alice: I can't believe you'd lie to Kira.
Duchess: Everyone lies to me. The twins do it the most.
tweedles: WHEN?
Duchess: Every time you say you like me, loves.
TweedleEth: But that's the truth.
TweedleEv: Why don't you believe us? You believe the Dormouse.
Dormouse: [Duchess: Don't let them drag me into this!]
Duchess: Oh Reed, darling its alright. and Tweedles the dear Dormouse holds a different type of love.
Alice: But she loves me best.
tweedles: NUH-UH
Alice: Yeah huh!
TweedleEth: No.
Alice: Yes.
TweedleEv: FALSE
Alice: No its true.
Duchess: Okay if you're trying to make a point FINE we won't talk about your love list any more. (Even though I'm still above Wes and David.)
MarchHare: Stop lying to yourself!
MadHatter: Its not healthy.
WhiteRabbit: You two are seriously in denial.
Dormouse: Is Egypt pretty?
Duchess: ~gasp!~
Alice: Cute Reed, very cute.
WhiteRabbit: What do you mean cute?
MarchHare: you two aren't planning to leave the Andersons high and dry are you?
MadHatter: cause that would be funny as hell.
WhiteRabbit: What. Did. You. Say?
MadHatter: that it would be very very sad?
MarchHare: So tragic o-o
Alice: you boys are sick!
Duchess: Plus the Andersons wouldn't be high and dry they'd have the tweedles...
tweedles: huh :'(
Dormouse: Because its a three way.
Alice: menage a trois if you will.
Duchess: silly or serious.
Alice: Oh the choices! :P
Dormouse: Silly.
Duchess: o.o
Alice: o.o
WhiteRabbit: Kurt :)
Alice: Yes?
WhiteRabbit: If I had you, that would be the only thing I'd ever need
Alice: :o. The money? The fame? The Fortune?
WhiteRabbit: Never could compete.
Alice: :D
MadHatter: oh dear sweat Herman Dalton.
WhiteRabbit: life would be a party it'd be ecstasy!
Duchess: I refuse to bare witness to your Glam Nation innuendo's night boys!
TweedleEth: Good night, Duchess!
TweedleEv: Sleep well!
- Duchess has signed out -
Dormouse: I need sleep too I have to get up early to finish my painting.
MadHatter: Don't leave us with the lovebirds Reed!
MarchHare: Take pity!
- Dormouse has signed out -
MarchHare: ...ouch
Alice: Blaine?
MadHatter: say - Yo no hablo Ingles!
WhiteRabbit: Yes, Kurt?
MarchHare: Damn. v.v
Alice: I'm here for you entertainment.
MarchHare: And I am SO gone.
MadHatter: Seconded.
- MarchHare and MadHatter have signed out. -
WhiteRabbit: So much for their "relationship".
Alice: They just don't understand our love.
WhiteRabbit: I do...and by the way
Alice: hmm?
WhiteRabbit: My rooms empty now.
Alice: Be there in 20 seconds.
WhiteRabbit :D
A/N: Naughty naughty! But you liked it. I know you did. So I don't have anything to do with what you recognize [as stated], but if I did, I would SO want to own Tom Felton. Don't even try to tell me you don't agree! Reviews are lovely, lovely Klainebows!