A/N: Well, enter Sakura and Kiba. ^^ They're such fun people to write! Especially Kiba...*.*

Now run along, children. Go ahead, read it. You know you want to...

Full Summery:

The Four Aristocrats, known rulers of Konoha Elite – school for the bright and rich. The band made up of Sasuke Uchiha – son of profound Fugaku Uchiha and heir to the Uchiha Corporation; Neji Hyuuga – nephew of Hiashi Hyuuga and in line for the head of the Hyuuga INC; Gaara Sabaku – already head of the Sabaku Enterprise; and Shikamaru Nara – only successor to the Nara Association.

Naruto Uzumaki, young at the age of 16, but already a senior in high school enters the school of his dreams along with his foster-sister Ino. The adorable, cute, hilarious blond is without a doubt a great attraction to all of the men in Konoha Elite. Yet, upon catching the eyes of the three largest beneficiaries will definitely cause a few problems. Who will win the heart of the blond? And will Naru-chan be able to ward off the evils of fame and prices it comes with?

Contains Yaoi and pairings: SasuNaru, NejiGaara, ItaDei, ShikaIno, and KakaIru

Happy Reading! ^.^

Disclaimer:

BHIris: Hellooooooo everyone, and welcome to the first annual Doubles the Charm show, starting, well, today. I've decided after much thought that I should take the privilege of introducing Kishimoto's long list of characters whom I do not own, but have paired up happily! Now, the first and most famous pairing of them all. –cough- Drumroll please?

-insert drumroll-

BHIris: …please welcome Konoha's #1 couple, Sasuke aaaaaaaaand Naruto!

-claps from audience as Sasuke and Naruto appear-

BHIris: Well, welcome to the first airing of this how. How do you feel?

Sasuke: Stuffy.

Naruto: Hungry.

BHIris: -cough- Well, that's, er, great. So how bout you sit and we go through some questions.

Sasuke: Fine. Make it quick.

Naruto: Can I have ramen to go with?

BHIris: No. First question: -waves cue-card- 'Eggs, fish, kunai, ramen, rope, ramen…' –silence-

Naruto: -sheepish- So that's where my shopping list went!

Sasuke: -checks clock- Oh, what a shame, we're out of time. Gotta run! –drags Naruto after him as they exit the stage-

BHIris: Whaaa…? –checks clock, looks down, looks at clock again, eyes widen, checks wrist-watch- HEY! SOMEONE SET MY CLOCK FORWARD! We still had half an hour! Sasuke, Naruto! Come back!

-birds chirping in silence-

Thanks for tuning in.

Now, we cut to commercial break.

Chapter Six

[Present time: 7:43 AM]

RIIING

The sudden sound sliced through the tension as though it were butter. Noticing that in less than 10 seconds the halls would be filled with swarming, loud kids, Shikamaru quickly butted in.

"Tell Itachi-san he'll be there. We have to get to class now."

Sure enough the kids were trickling in. Kakazu looked from Shikamaru to Sasuke's silent frame before nodding. Towing Hidan away by his cuff he exchanged no farewell as he left. The white-blond man screamed bloody Mary cusses as he left.

The rest of the group, including Naruto relaxed their postures once the threats had left the vicinity. The kids had begun to crowd, but a single glance at the four powerful men stopped everyone in their tracks. Silently, the crowd parted, making way for the dominating male figures. Naruto watched as they walked away.

Chatter filled the air again once the men had disappeared along with their commanding presences. Simultaneously, two blurred figures rushed up to the pondering blond. One was pink, the other reeked of…dog.

Looking up before bumping into them, Naruto's eyes widened.

The girl had pink hair. Fucking pink hair. No, he was not kidding.

The other was male. A boy had unruly brown locks with a hint of white. Wait, that wasn't white hair. Were those black, beady things eyes? No, the boy had a dog in his hair.

Naruto, like any other normal person would have, took a giant step back. Breathing in deeply, he politely asked them who the hell they were.

"Haruno Sakura, pleasure."

"Inuzuka Kiba. This is Akamaru." A quiet woof accompanied that statement.

Checking out both of the new humans, Naruto made a mental note. Yep, they were human. Yep, the girl definitely has pink hair. I am not seeing things. And that sure is a dog in that boy's hair. Yep, everything's normal. I got this under control.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto…"

The pinkette named Sakura rolled her sea-green eyes, "I can see those question marks projecting out of your head. Yes, this hair comes from a fucking bottle. I wish it were natural. It was on a dare, but I liked it enough to keep re-dying it. And, yep, that's a dog you see in Kiba's hair. It's alright; we get those questions quite a lot."

"More often than I like," Kiba added disgruntledly.

Naruto nodded, feeling more up to speed.

"So, are you like friends with the Four Aristocrats?" Sakura questioned, genuinely curious. She had most definitely not been spying.

"Four Aristocrats?"

Wow, they sure have been called a lot of names. Stupendous Four, Stuck-up Four and now the Four Aristocrats.

"Yah, those guys never hang out with nobody. It's like their too good for everyone else or something." Dog boy sniffed, pulling the dog from off his head. Gently, he set Akamaru inside the front of his fuzzy jacket, securing the dog by adjusting the zipper.

Naruto nodded slowly while Sakura just blew out of her nose annoyed.

"You know Kiba, one of these days; one of those teachers will get fed up with you and toss that mutt out."

The boy protested loudly, "Akamaru is not a mutt!," He hugged the bundle around his abdomen protectively, "And they will never toss him out without my consent. Never! They'd have to go through me."

"Right. Dream what you like. Now, back to you Naruto, I'm waiting."

Naruto shook his head quickly, making himself feel rather dizzy.

"No, we're not friends, or even acquaintances. Ano, I'm not much help really. Why don't you go stalk them some more?"

Sakura turned red and sputtered indignantly.

"We-we were so not stalking them. We were just well collecting critical data…"

Naruto raised a light eyebrow and finished for her, "You mean, stalking them. 'Fess up."

"Oi, dog-boy, going to back me up or not?" The pinkette sure could screech. Naruto winced.

Kiba just shook his head as he petted his puppy.

"We were stalking them, Sakura. Only since you insisted." He turned to Naruto, "I just got blackmailed into it, I swear."

Sakura instinctively punched Kiba in the head gently. Or per say, gently in her standards.

"What was that for, pinky? Trying to give me a damn concussion?"

"You were supposed to back me up, you baka!"

Naruto tuned them out (practice from his always-bickering siblings) and checked his watch, only to realize in a panic that he only had a minute to get to his first class. He glanced around and sure enough, most of the kids had cleared out while he had been talking with the other two.

"Uh, guys? We only have a minute before class starts. Could you maybe point me in the right direction?"

Sakura grinned wide; flashing a smile full of pearly whites—fight instantly forgotten. Kiba just grumbled under his breath some more, rubbing the second bump he had received.

"Sure thing, as long as you agree to sit with us today at lunch." Naruto quickly agreed as he had no other plans anyway.

"AP Lit., huh? I have that too, I'll take you there. See ya, crazy lady!" Kiba took Naruto by the sleeve of his jacket and dragged him into the right direction, leaving the pinkette to wave happily at Naruto's obvious misery.

"Bye Kiba, see you Naruto! Nice meeting you."

Naruto closed his eyes.

He officially hated this school.

Kiba had dragged him a ways before letting the poor boy go. Though, he inwardly laughed at the expense of the blond, he apologized as if it were nothing.

"Yo, blondie, what was your name again?"

Naruto complained under his breath of the whole 'blondie' nickname before replying.

"Uzumaki Naruto. Remember it, since you'll see it on covers someday!"

Kiba laughed and flicked the blonde's hair.

"Alright kid. You sure talk big for such a tiny person."

Naruto's face pinched cutely.

"I. Am. Not. Short."

Kiba chortled off merrily.

"Sure, you're not."

"I'm not!"

"Whatever you say."

"Grrr…you're fucking annoying, you know that dog-boy?"

"I've been told," was the vague reply. Naruto was about to cut in again when Kiba pulled him to a door. Room C43. AP Literature. Naruto grinned.

Maybe life wasn't so fucked up after all.

Yes, as nerdy as it seemed, Naruto was a whiz in English.

Nah, Naruto was a nerd all the way through. He was good in Math, History and English, only struggling a bit in Science. But that wasn't anything Ino couldn't teach him, so he was alright in all four core classes.

Yes, Naruto was a nerd. But he was a cute nerd. There's a difference.

Luckily for Naruto (and Kiba, I suppose) they walked in right when the bell rang. But not that it made any difference, seeing that the teacher wasn't there. The kids were all lazily walking about, finding seats next to their friends and chattering like birds. However, when Naruto walked in, almost all the kids had quieted. He thought it was rather spooky, really.

Kiba gave no thought of it as he swung his legs around a random desk, Naruto following after him like a shy puppy. Many of the men's gazes followed the little, cute, blond as he walked passed them, their perverted eyes trained on a certain clothed bottom, dirty thoughts floating through them. However, here was our beloved blond, unaware of how many 'barely-there' bloody noses he had caused just by walking (and shaking his sultry hips, ever-so-slightly) to his desk.

He sat down and felt many of the heavy gazes lift off him. Feeling much more comfortable, he finally spotted his beloved sister Ino (who had so cleverly ditched him, thank you very much) sitting across the seat from him, chattering with a dark-haired boy who was as pale as paper. She spotted him looking over and waved at him innocently.

"Ino, I didn't know you signed up for AP Literature."

"I'm not; I just wanted to check in to make sure you got into class on time."

Naruto stared at her, his face disbelieving.

"Right, more like you wanted to flirt with the boys."

She winked.

"You got me there. There are some pretty hot hunks in this school, wouldn't you say? And I would say, you got here alright, so I'll be leaving."

He glared from his seat, pouting his plump, pink lips. There were many intakes of breath around the room, but were only heard by Kiba and Ino. Naruto continued pouting, unaware, as usual.

"Ino-chan, that wasn't very nice of you to ditch me! I almost got lost, no thanks to you. Kiba, here, saved me. Oh, by the way, thanks Kiba."

Kiba just scratched his head (filled with fleas?) awkwardly, waving away the 'thank-you'.

"Hell, it was no sweat. What's your name, Gorgeous?"

Ino laughed, utterly bemused at dog-boy's failed pick-up line.

"Great, thanks. Not interested, though. Sorry."

Now it was Kiba's turn to pout. Naruto laughed; the sound spreading around the room like bells.

"Gee, nice try, Dog-breath!"

Kiba glared, "Would you stop with the dumb 'dog' shit?"

Naruto looked at him, faking an innocent expression.

"What do you mean? I call them because they are what you are."

Ha, payback's a bitch.

Kiba turned away, unable to reply since as of now, the teacher had walked in. Silver hair defied the laws of physics as it stood straight up, tilting the very peak to one side. Thick bangs covered one eye (reminding Naruto very much of Deidara) while the other icy, blue stood out in definition. He wore thin, silver-framed glasses that stood on the edge of the scarf. The nose and down was covered by a thick, wool scarf, as was his neck. He was dressed in an expensive looking suit, but the tie seemed hastily done. And, he was late.

However, oddly enough, no one seemed surprised or even angry at the fact that their teacher had been late. In fact, it didn't faze them the slightest. Seeing Naruto and Ino's confused looks, Kiba quickly explained.

"Kakashi-sensei's is never on time. In fact, if he was, we would have all thought the world to be ending."

"Wouldn't he get fired?"

"Nah, Tsunade likes him since he's a pretty decent Literature teacher. He knows his facts well. It doesn't matter to her if he's always a few minutes late."

Naruto nodded, satisfied. Kakashi-sensei, finally finished setting his briefcase down and taking off his jacket noticed the two new additions.

"Ah, new students. Would you both do us the honor of introducing yourselves to the class? Tell us where you come from, background and your likes and dislikes."

Naruto stood up nervously, along with Ino. They both walked to the front of the room, where everyone else's heavy gazes fell upon them. But, narrowing his eyes, Kiba realized that they were more on Naruto really.

Clearing her throat, Ino spoke in a clear, confident voice.

"I'm Yamanaka Ino. I am not in your class, I'm supposed to be in AP Biology, but I was here to check in on my lil brother. We moved here from Suna along with my other brother Deidara and father Umino Iruka. My background is none of your business as are any of my likes or dislikes. I'll take my leave now. Naruto?"

He nodded and began to speak as Ino sauntered out of the Literature door.

"Er—right. I'm Uzumaki Naruto. Ino-chan's my sibling, along with Deidara. I like ramen! And I dislike…hm…well, I don't like waiting for Ino to get ready in the morning. She takes forever," Naruto gave a good-natured wink as the class laughed. Ino tried to look annoyed, but there was a lingering smile on her face. "And, I hope we can all become great friends, dattebayo!" He added a bright smile for good measure. Even Kakashi-sensei felt the utter innocence and optimistic view this young blond carried around with him. He had a good aura.

He did not, nor did anyone else in the room realize that Naruto had deliberately skipped the part about his background.

"Thank you both. I hope you enjoy your first day at Konoha Elite. You may take a seat. Now, onto our usual business, would you, um, Sai grab Naruto an English Literature textbook from under the shelf? Arigato. Now everyone, please open your textbook to page 331."

Naruto gave a not-so-innocent smile as he did so.

He knew all the tricks, learned from practice in Iruka's class ages ago.

This was going to be fun, messing with the teacher.