Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: Got a secret, Duchess? Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Rane, Evira, Wevid
*~General Disclaimers Here~*
A/N: Once again, HUGE gap between newbies. My block is starting to get really annoying, so I turned on some Disney. That's a lie I had a marathon...BUT! I did get some ideas and so here they are. and True to form the conversation is more twisted than a roller coaster. Enjoy! R&R
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Stuart Branch
Topic: Salad...really?
Duchess: What? are you discussing dinner options?
KingOfHearts: No we were talking about you.
Duchess: ...?
Knave: The dinner you made, These two wanted to know what it was.
CheshireCat: Correction: Derek wanted to know. I could not care less.
Duchess: Salmon, rice, and spinach salad. There. In a nice neat line too.
KingOfHearts: And you call that dinner?
Knave: Shut up, Derek.
Duchess: Not like I was going for an award or anything.
Knave: It was delicious.
Duchess: Thank you.
KingOfHearts: And something you could do in your sleep.
Duchess: Probably, but from what I hear YOU burn water.
CheshireCat: ..true
Knave: You're no better Jules.
CheshireCat: neither are you.
Duchess: Lucky for you, you all get pass cards. Because you are all male.
KingOfHearts: But Logan's gay.
Duchess: point?
Knave: And?
KingOfHearts: Makes him kinda feminine. Which revokes said 'pass card'.
Knave: Oh really?
Duchess: Not really. Rich boys rarely know their ways around a kitchen.
CheshireCat: and rich girls do?
Duchess: depends on the girl.
Knave: You have a famous chef for an uncle though. Not exactly the best example.
Duchess: He taught me JACK. Unless asked to by Robert.
CheshireCat: Whose Robert?
Knave: Her father. Moving on to what you boys were saying about the movies.
KingOfHearts: Can't believe you saw Burlesque with out me.
Duchess: Get the DVD.
KingOfHearts: Oh I have it.
Duchess: so...
KingOfHearts: Just can't believe you convinced Logan to watch it.
Duchess: It's Christina Aguilera and Cher, gay or not the voices are worth it.
CheshireCat: Well Christina's body is not that bad either.
Knave: says one who has met her.
Duchess: I hate you.
CheshireCat: Met Cher too.
Duchess: I'm leaving now.
Knave: Goodbye.
Duchess: See you!
- Duchess has signed out -
KingOfHearts: Just because he's met Christina and Cher?
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor Branch
Topic: Like an angel from the penthouse of heaven.
Alice: Umm?
WhiteRabbit: What is this?
MadHatter: We thought you set it up for Kurt.
WhiteRabbit: What!
MarchHare: Well, you've said it before.
Alice: wow...
- Dormouse, TweedleEth and TweedleEv have signed in -
MarchHare: What no joint account today?
TweedleEth: Oops!
- tweedles has signed in -
TweedleEv: fixed! :D
Alice: Since when do you two slip on something?
TweedleEth: Since we visited heaven.
TweedleEv: and met and angel.
tweedles: it was beautiful.
WhiteRabbit: Care to explain?
- Duchess has joined chat -
Dormouse: Hi Kira!
TweedleEth: YAY!
TweedleEv: :D :D :D
Duchess: Hi, Darling...
WhiteRabbit: How are you?
Duchess: Good...and just read the topic. I'm gonna go!
tweedles: D:
Alice: Get back here!
MarchHare: Now.
MadHatter: We'll find you!
Duchess: Damn u.u
WhiteRabbit: What are they talking about?
Alice: ...or do we want to know?
Duchess: You people are sick.
MarchHare: What happened?
MadHatter: Yeah, why are you an angel now?
MarchHare: I thought they were mad at you.
TweedleEth: How could we ever stay mad at her.
TweedleEv: Especially after that.
tweedles: We need to see if Han caught it.
Duchess: O_O excuse me I need to make a call.
WhiteRabbit: Okay. Bad or not. Tell me now.
Alice: Tell us now.
WhiteRabbit: Yes.
Duchess: ...fine. I sang to them.
MarchHare: You can sing?
MadHatter: You sing?
Alice: I didn't get to hear?
Duchess: They wouldn't even LOOK at me. What was I supposed to do?
Alice: Kiss them.
WhiteRabbit: Kurt!
TweedleEth: Yes, listen to Alice :D
TweedleEv: The song was pretty too.
Duchess: Really, Kurt? Just lay one on each of them?
MarchHare: Or both at the same time.
MadHatter: Yeah I hope Han caught it now.
Duchess: He did. And I threatened his motherboard if he did not ERASE.
TweedleEth: But but..
TweedleEv: What if we want to see?
Duchess: I'll sing to you tomorrow.
tweedles: YAY!
Alice: v.v
Duchess: you can come too, my dear Husband.
Alice: Duet?
Duchess: I'd LOVE to.
WhiteRabbit: o.o
Duchess: Yes Blaine I would most definitely love to attack your boyfriend.
Alice: O_O!
WhiteRabbit: Please don't.
MarchHare: oh please do.
Duchess: WESLEY!
MarchHare: O_O
Alice: What did you sing.
Duchess: I plead the fifth.
MadHatter: We will hold you in contempt!
Duchess: Meaning?
Dormouse: Tie you to a chair and stare at you until you tell us.
Alice: O_O
WhiteRabbit: O_O
MarchHare: O_O
MadHatter: O_O
tweedles: We'll help!
Duchess: HEY! and Darling? what has happened to you?
MarchHare: Far to much Anderson
Alice: definitely.
WhiteRabbit: HEY! and Kurt? :(
Alice: Oh you know I love you
Duchess: ! :D
MadHatter: But you love me and Wes more.
Duchess: LIES!
Alice: I swear if you start this up again I will NEVER bake again. EVER.
WhiteRabbit: Except for me.
Alice: Yes.
Duchess: u.u
TweedleEth: She sang Lifehouse.
Duchess: ETHAN!
TweedleEv: A Capella
Duchess: ~crawls into hole to die~
Dormouse: Awe!
Alice: And it was amazing?
Duchess: Ouch?
TweedleEth: Yes.
TweedleEv: Very much so.
TweedleEth: You should sing to us again.
Duchess: What?
TweedleEv: Yes right now!
Duchess: But..
TweedleEth: Calling!
Duchess: URG!
Alice: Oh you know you want to sing to them.
MadHatter: And us.
MarchHare: Yes I am hurt you never mentioned this talent.
WhiteRabbit: I mean I knew you liked to sing but I didn't think you did it much.
Alice: What?
MadHatter: Excuse me?
MarchHare: What are you talking about?
tweedles: YOU KNEW?
Duchess: Thanks...Blaine.
WhiteRabbit: Yeah she told me before one of our coffee date things.
Alice: And you never told me?
Duchess: It just slipped out.
Alice: No.
Duchess: He threatened me with Katy Perry if I didn't answer his freaking speed round questions.
MarchHare: harsh.
MadHatter: You have speed round questions.
WhiteRabbit: Yes. I learned something else too...
Duchess: Shut your face before I break it. And I don't need my Husband more mad at me!
Dormouse: violence.
Duchess: Necessary.
Alice: How so?
Duchess: Drop it.
Alice: Tell Me.
Duchess: Drop it.
Alice: Tell Me.
Duchess: Drop it.
Alice: Kira.
Duchess: Kurt?
Alice: I want to know.
Duchess: What's it like to want?
Alice: O_O
MarchHare: Ouch...
MadHatter: woah
WhiteRabbit: So I should lock that knowledge up.
Duchess: In Siberia. Please.
WhiteRabbit: Okay.
Duchess: Kurt?
Alice: :(?
Duchess: I still love you best!
TweedleEth: !
Duchess: Of my gay boys.
TweedleEv: oh well that's alright then.
Duchess: Bite me.
tweedles: we'd love to.
Duchess: O_O ...Help.
Dormouse: I have to go.
Duchess: D:!
Dormouse: I have a paper to finish for Murdoch.
Alice: Go.
MadHatter: Now.
MarchHare: Research like you life depends on it.
WhiteRabbit: Which, with him, it does.
Dormouse: By Kira!
Duchess: By my Darling!
- Dormouse has signed out -
MarchHare: Why does he never say goodbye to us?
Duchess: You live together?
MadHatter: Still.
MarchHare: Hurtful.
Duchess: Wow..oh damn it!
Alice: what?
Duchess: I'm gonna be late, Bye Loves, Husband, Husbands lover!
Alice: Bye!
WhiteRabbit: Bye? and lover really?
Alice: Embrace it
TweedleEth: Bye Love!
TweedleEv: Yes and that was a lovely rendition of Cascada
Duchess: -.-', Bye Wes, Bye David.
MarchHare: Bye
MadHatter: Talk to you later.
- Duchess has signed out -
TweedleEth: I'm sad now.
TweedleEv: Me too...
tweedles: Video games?
TweedleEth: Perfect!
TweedleEv: I agree :D
- TweedleEth, TweedleEv and tweedles have just signed out -
Alice: Did they just have a conversation with themselves.
MarchHare: You're shocked by this?
MadHatter: I thought you knew this happened.
WhiteRabbit: Boys, I think that was his first time.
MadHatter: and we can say we were there!
MarchHare: when he lost his Tweedle-ginity.
Alice: What?
WhiteRabbit: Well the twins don't often talk to themselves with the third member aka their tweedles persona.
MadHatter: But when they do? Its either scary, amusing, or fighting.
Alice: The tweedles fight?
MadHatter: Rarely.
MarchHare: I think in their entire lives they've fought each other...twice?
WhiteRabbit: four times
MadHatter: How do you know?
WhiteRabbit: Audee told me.
Alice: Audee?
MarchHare: Tweedles sister.
Alice: Oh..cool.
MadHatter: Shes awesome.
WhiteRabbit: Won't find a person on earth they love and admire more.
MarchHare: Except maybe themselves...
MadHatter: Doubtful
Alice: I have the same essay for Murdoch. O_O And I forgot.
MadHatter: We'll pray for you.
MarchHare: I promise to have Reed dress you for your funeral.
Alice: Thank you...
- Alice has just signed out -
MarchHare: Well, we have practice so...
MadHatter: watch some Katy Perry Blaine. it'll make the Kurt-less time go faster.
MarchHare: maybe..
WhiteRabbit: Oh shut up.
MadHatter: you just clicked on Teenage Dream didn't you.
WhiteRabbit: ...bite me.
MarchHare: sorry. I'm straight!
MadHatter: And I have a girlfriend!
- MarchHare and MadHatter have signed out -
WhiteRabbit: jerks...
A/N: Okay, once more I apologize for the time lapse. I hope you can forgive me. And I hope you liked this installment if not...well... not my time that was wasted. xD Reviews are lovely, lovely Klainebows!
Side note: During writing I may have started writing MarchHatter and MadHare. Not my fault those two are similar to the Tweedles in that way.