Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: Run and hide, Alice. you don't want in the middle. Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating: T Couples: Klaine, Rane, Evira, Wevid
A/N: I know it has been a while since the last entry. But you must understand that writers block is not a wall one can simply hurtle over. Now it needs to be chipped at and chipped at until you hit the right spot and it crumbles. This probably still isn't 1st-3rd chapter perfect but I am trying my best. They can't all be laughter inducing. Anyway, to those who stuck around to skim over this Thank you, I hope you at least like this addition, and please, please, PLEASE tell me what you think.
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor Commons
Topic: Well, do you?
Duchess: Yes. I do. and Yes I did tell him.
tweedles: but why?
Duchess: Oh will you stop. Logan is beautiful and you both know it.
TweedleEth: so...
Duchess: and I know you've both hit on him.
TweedleEv: Once!
Duchess: More than once!
TweedleEth: That is not the point..
TweedleEv: you were flirty. and 'touchy'
Duchess: All I did was fix his collar. I do it to you two.
TweedleEth: Yes but you are not supposed to flirt with the Knave.
Duchess: Not "supposed"?
TweedleEv: that is not what we meant.
Duchess: Then enlighten me.
TweedleEth: We are selfish creatures...
TweedleEv: in a nice way...
TweedleEth: and flirting with the Knave
TweedleEv: be it innocent or otherwise.
Duchess: otherwise...please.
TweedleEth: has us feeling as though we are just some in the crowd.
- Alice, WhiteRabbit, MarchHare, MadHatter, and Dormouse have signed in -
Duchess: Do not even think about starting that. You two KNOW I love you.
Alice: ;o?
WhiteRabbit: well..
Dormouse: Yay you told them!
Duchess: o-o Kill me. Violently.
MarchHare: You aren't getting off that easy.
Duchess: I said 'violently'... v.v
MadHatter: Talk. NOW.
WhiteRabbit: Rude, David.
Duchess: Yes, David. Rude. Darling...hush...
WhiteRabbit: Uh-uh. Spill it.
Duchess: u.u damn.
Alice: Is it L-O-V-E, my Dear Wife?
Dormouse: sorry...
WhiteRabbit: -.-'
Duchess: You're singing that aren't you...Where did my lovely twins go?
MadHatter: So they're yourtwins?
MarchHare: Hmm...:D
Dormouse: I don't know...there was a thud and then...
Alice: Silence.
WhiteRabbit: Which isn't like them, unless they're sleeping.
MarchHare: Yeah, waking tweedle silence usually stands for "Everyone for themselves!"
MadHatter: After your little declaration though...
MarchHare: Maybe they fainted...
Duchess: Don't say such nonsense... :s
WhiteRabbit: I can hear their phone..
MarchHare: Okay that is not Cascada..
Duchess: ~deadpans~
Alice: How exactly do you know that Wesley?
Duchess: Yeah, Wes...
MarchHare: Never you mind.
Alice: Isn't that you, Kira.
Duchess: ...
Dormouse: she sang it for them and they had Han make it their ringtones.
MadHatter: AWE!
Duchess: Shut up.
MarchHare: How sweet.
Duchess: Put the Shut to the Up.
MarchHare: Can't..it's just so adorable.
Duchess: Hey Blaine?
WhiteRabbit: Yeah?
Duchess: Know of any cliffs around here?
WhiteRabbit: Feel like giving Wevid a friendly nudge?
Duchess: No I think I'll just jump, thanks.
tweedles: DON'T LEAVE US!
Alice: This Just In: Tweedles, Now showing signs of life.
TweedleEth: Oh yes, lots and lots of life
TweedleEv: more than usual.
TweedleEth: energy and excitement.
MarchHare: O_O
MadHatter: O_O sweet jesus...
Duchess: ?
MarchHare: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
-MarchHare has signed out -
Alice: wow...
WhiteRabbit: He's gonna get us in trouble again..
MadHatter: Yeah, and he won't be shouldering all the blame...
- MadHatter has signed out -
Duchess: those boys are weak.
Alice: I'd say smart actually...
TweedleEth: Duchess?
Duchess: Yes?
TweedleEv: Will you say it again?
Duchess: Umm...?
TweedleEth: Please?
TweedleEv: Pretty please?
Dormouse: Kira loves Tweedles
TweedleEth: YES!
Duchess: Oh.
TweedleEv: :]
Duchess: I love you.
TweedleEth: ^_^
TweedleEv: *_*
Duchess: But that doesn't sway my thoughts of Logan's physical appearance.
WhiteRabbit: Way to kill it, D.
Duchess: I try.
Alice: I'm hurt..
WhiteRabbit: What?
Duchess: Why?
Alice: Where's my love?
Duchess: I love you!
WhiteRabbit: I love you!
tweedles: We love you!
Duchess: I won!
WhiteRabbit: He kisses me.
Duchess: Low, Blaine, very low.
WhiteRabbit: :P
Duchess: Bite Me.
WhiteRabbit: maybe I will.
TweedleEth: Try it.
TweedleEv: we dare you.
Duchess: always with the violence.
tweedles: you are ours after all.
Duchess: Oh, am I?
TweedleEth: Yes.
TweedleEv: :)
Duchess: Hm.. Blaine can still bite me.
WhiteRabbit: I will!
Alice: I felt loved for a moment...
Duchess: You are, Husband dear.
WhiteRabbit: My boyfriend.
Duchess: Are we seriously doing this?
Dormouse: I love you Kurt!
Alice: Awe, I love you too, Reed.
Duchess: o:!
Dormouse: You too, Kira
Duchess: Yay! ^_^
TweedleEth: We love you, Duchess!
TweedleEv: Yes, and we love you most!
Alice: Don't even.
WhiteRabbit: ~shakes head~ Well, I'm gonna go...
Duchess: TRAITOR!
WhiteRabbit: I have a project due.
Duchess: That is a weak excuse. I demand creativity.
WhiteRabbit: I am going to paint myself purple and streak through the mall.
Duchess: ...I...yeah..no. That will be extremely difficult to NOT pic...too late its in my brain...
Alice: Hmmm... :)
WhiteRabbit: O_O ~blushes~
Duchess: dirrty, Kurt!
Alice: Can't really help it I mean have you...
WhiteRabbit: NO. She has not, end of discussion I have to go.
- WhiteRabbit has signed out -
Duchess: sign out... more like "died of embarrassment"...
Alice: Do I insult your loves?
Duchess: Frequently. But I love you
tweedles: huh? D:
Alice: Nothing! Love you too Kira.
- Knave has signed in -
Duchess: Logan ^_^
Alice: You are a sick person...
Duchess: That's enough outta you
- Knave has joined chat -
Knave: Yes, Kira?
Duchess: Why do you always act like I want something from you?
Knave: Do you?
Duchess: _ No..
Knave: Shocking.
Duchess: You can bite me right along with Blaine..and Wes, and David...and wow Im gonna have a lot of scars...
Knave: So it would seem, Hello Kurt, Ethan, Evan, Reed.
Dormouse: Hi..
Alice: Hello.
Knave: I'm not going to bite you, Reed.
Duchess: LIAR!
TweedleEth: Hello, Knave!
Dormouse: okay...
TweedleEv: How are you?
Duchess: sexist :(
Knave: I'm fine. Why am I sexist?
Duchess: Everyone else got a hello...but 75% is gay so I understand..sort of
Alice: 75%?
Duchess: the twins like boys too. They are WAY to flirty to not have the inclination..
TweedleEth: Excuse us...
TweedleEv: the term is pansexual, Miss.
Duchess: That's what I said...
Knave: Are you on some kind of medication, Kira?
Duchess: I have the sudden urge to boil water...and I know of two instruments to use
Knave: Subtle.
Duchess: My specialty, Babe.
Knave: You need therapy.
Duchess: I know..
Knave: And I've got to go.
Duchess: hmm, lemme guess.
Alice: project?
Knave: Spoke to Blaine, I'm guessing.
Duchess: I prefer to think we were "permanently scarring" him.
Dormouse: O.o oh my...
TweedleEth: I love you.
TweedleEv: I love you.
Duchess: love you too! ^_^
- Knave has signed out -
Duchess: Excuse Me? I have a call to make.
TweedleEth: You speak with the Knave, far too much...
Duchess: Do not.
TweedleEv: It's not fair...
Duchess: Loves...If you have an issue, express it.
TweedleEth: We don't
TweedleEv: Not a one.
tweedles: Why do you ask..
Duchess: Okay how you managed to do that and send me texts from BOTH of your cellphones, baffles me.
TweedleEth: We aim to entertain.
TweedleEv: Sometimes annoy but that's a whole different situation
Alice: I KNEW YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!
Duchess: I don't even want to know..
TweedleEth: You shouldn't.
TweedleEv: Not very flattering.
Dormouse: ...Kurts scarring his desk..
Duchess: O.o huh?
Dormouse: its oak..and he's ruining it
Duchess: WHAT did you two do
tweedles: *innocent* O_O
Duchess: Oh uh-uh.
TweedleEth: We are innocent.
Alice: -chokes- xD
Duchess: Oh yeah, totally innocent. When you're separated.
TweedleEv: O_O! -clings to Ethan-
Duchess: -sighs- It's a metaphor hunni.
TweedleEv: _ I knew that...
Alice: sure you did Ev.
TweedleEv: v_v shut up..
TweedleEth: I have Evan prints on my arm now...^_^
Duchess: Reed?
Dormouse: Yeah
Duchess: I have to go make an appointment, entertain them
Dormouse: O_O
TweedleEth: appointment?
TweedleEv: Why?
tweedles: Are you sick?
Alice: everything okay, Kira?
Duchess: Yeah I'm good. be back later love, lovers, and Darling.
tweedles: 33333333 Bye!
Alice: text me.
Dormouse: bye, Kira.
-Duchess has changed her status to Be Right Back-
Alice: ...I gotta go
Dormouse: what? D:
Alice: I have a pile of homework
TweedleEth: I thought we did it all already
Alice: Not. Even. Close.
TweedleEv: poor Alice.. We'll come keep you company!
Alice: No its alright!
TweedleEth: Yes, company we shall keep!
-TweedleEth, TweedleEv, tweedles have signed out-
Alice: Reed. Help
Dormouse: ...I feel lucky to be in the clinic ward now..
Alice: I hate you.
-Alice has signed out-
Dormouse: Sorry. [(Message not sent)]
A/N: Well...glad we could have these moments, kinda short but when you're pressed for time and THIS late in the updating you give your best you can. R&R?