Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: Kurt and Kira have a fight, and she tells the twins. Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'.
Warning: Some language, and of course the usual skitzo conversation. (Like you wouldn't believe.)
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Evira[than], Wevid
A/N: I had the urge to do some anger writing. Don't ask. But if you do prepare for a rant like you have never read. Bad day. So my opponents? Kurt and Kira. If you thought you knew Kira you are in for a shocker!
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Dalton Commons
Topic: [Blank]
Duchess: I don't understand!
Alice: What are you misinterpreting?
Duchess: Why are you such a Priss all of a sudden?
Alice: Excuse me?
Duchess: Intimidation won't work tonight, Babe. Seriously did one of your favorite designers create a 'Fashion Don't' or something?
Alice: Why would you even joke about that?
Duchess: What else would make you so...BLAINE!
Alice: Don't..
Duchess: Too late.
- WhiteRabbit has signed in -
WhiteRabbit: I got your text, Kira. What's up?
Duchess: WHAT did you do to our lover?
WhiteRabbit: Uh...nothing?
Duchess: Don't lie to me Gelmut!
- MarchHare, MadHatter and Dormouse have signed in -
MadHatter: Gelmut? Really? :D
MarchHare: Can't. Breathe.
Duchess: Hush you. Blaine committed a crime. Against KURT
MarchHare: O_O
MadHatter: I'm...gonna go put on the kettle.
Duchess: ...?
Dormouse: What did he do Kurt?
WhiteRabbit: NOTHING!
Alice: Nothing, Kira is misinterpreting things.
Duchess: Well if it wasn't Blaine or a Designer then why are you so damn bitchy!
MarchHare: I'm gonna go help David.
Duchess: Weak.
Alice: Kira! I'm just not in the mood for your personality.
Duchess: Ouch...
Alice: No, that's not..
- Duchess has signed out -
Alice: Blaine is my phone in your room I can't find it.
WhiteRabbit: No. Wanna use mine?
Alice: Please.
Dormouse: I don't get it...
- TweedleEth, TweedleEv, and tweedles have signed in -
tweedles: Alice, may we speak?
WhiteRabbit: He's in here, trying to get a hold of Kira.
TweedleEth: He won't be able to.
TweedleEv: Yes her line is busy.
WhiteRabbit: She called you guys?
TweedleEth: Oh yes. She's quite upset.
TweedleEv: Is Kurt still in your room?
MarchHare: O_O oh god..
MadHatter: This won't end well
Alice: Since when do you two call me anything BUT Alice?
tweedles: Oh good, you're back in your room.
TweedleEth: It's always good to have a clear destination for these types of things.
Alice: O..kay? Can you guys get Kira to call me when you're done?
TweedleEv: No.
TweedleEth: That won't be possible.
Alice: why not?
tweedles: You have hurt our Duchess' feelings.
TweedleEth: and until she says otherwise...
TweedleEv: You will remain 20 or more feet away from her.
tweedles: We suggest the same distance for us. Unless there are witnesses present.
MarchHare: Witness' or not Kurt, Avoid. Like. Plague.
Alice: Oh for the love of Gucci, ALL I said was that I wasn't in the mood for her. That personality can get grating when you have 3 5+ page essays to do and 6 pages of Calculus.
MadHatter: So you ripped her a new one because of your homework load?
Alice: No...URG! Get Kira to call Blaine's phone please.
- Duchess has signed in-
MadHatter: Yay..ultimate fighting...O_O
MarchHare: Dude..so not the moment.
MadHatter: Trying to ease the tension.
MarchHare: Yeah...no.
Dormouse: Hi, Kira.
Duchess: Why can't we just text, Evan?
Alice: Kira...
TweedleEv: We'd like the full story.
TweedleEth: Both sides of it please.
Duchess: then text me. Hi Reed.
Alice: Kira?
tweedles: we just want it all in one place.
TweedleEv: Yes, to better compare.
WhiteRabbit: Kira..
Duchess: Fine. Yeah Blaine?
WhiteRabbit: You're being rude.
Duchess: HA! That's rich.
Alice: Kira, will you please stop long enough for me to explain.
TweedleEth: We would like the story now please. Love?
WhiteRabbit: come on K.
TweedleEv: shhh, our Tesoro is typing.
Duchess: Non flirtare con me.
TweedleEv: YOU SPEAK ITALIAN! :DD
Duchess: I'm...gonna regret that..
TweedleEth: Me too. :(
Duchess: Oh darling, I forgot you don't speak it.
Dormouse: hey...
Duchess: wha..? Oh! Sorry my Darling, Ethan is love.
MarchHare: I thought we were getting a story?
WhiteRabbit: They'll get to it.
Duchess: Yeah. My POV of Kurts diva essence.
Alice: Diva Essence... could be a book title.
Duchess: Yeah whatever, do you wanna hear it or not.
Alice: Of course. I'm completely oblivious to your view point thus far.
TweedleEth: Carry on!
Duchess: Lets just start from the beginning. Shall we?
Alice: Coffee?
Duchess: Coffee.
MarchHare: There was coffee and Kurt still flipped..O_O
Alice: Wesley!
MarchHare: sorry...
Alice: Okay, please proceed.
Duchess: Gee, thanks. Now, we were sitting, He was writing, I'm talking. Telling what I thought to be an amusing 'story of the day'. He did not think agree, so he starts telling me off. Saying things about the story that are "so my fault" and "should have gone this way" and how "I was in the wrong". I, as per usual, make a joke to calm him down and it back fires. We are talking The-people-who-thought-Blair-Witch-2-was-a-good-idea back fires. It was ridiculous, not to mention embarrassing thanks to our 14 audience members.
WhiteRabbit: Wow... Kurt?
Alice: She left out a few details.
Duchess: Oh please correct my description, Perfection Personified.
TweedleEth: Kai?, please let us hear Kurt's side.
Duchess: Kurt? Oh I did not put a wedge there. You call him Alice! and you *like* it. and stop calling me Kai, you weirdos!
Alice: -.-' Okay my turn. I have the same to say for the setting. Coffee, I'm trying to do an outline for Murdoch, and she's telling me about some Queen wanna Bee. Except she's uses a far more colorful descriptor which, in my then current mindset, did kind of tick me off.
Duchess: kind of... and I'm kind of a brunette.
tweedles: Shh.. :)
Alice: She was rude, even if it was about a person I've never met. Was she correct? Maybe. Did she have to tell me in such harsh words, and did she have to use jello to solve her riff with the girl? Probably not.
Duchess: the Jell-O part was funny!
Alice: It was juvenile!
Duchess: so is using a cheerleader as a beard?
Alice: Wearing a wig to please a guy?
Duchess: Sabotaging by way of bad fashion advice?
Alice: throwing a tantrum to get your way?
Duchess: Flipping on a friend for a minor orientation issue?
WhiteRabbit: HEY!
Alice: LYING to the twins, who happen to LOVE YOU!
Duchess: I...
tweedles: What lie?
MarchHare: and...there isn't enough coffee or oreos on the planet...
MadHatter: Nope.
Duchess: Kurt...
Alice: Oh my.. Kira I'm
Duchess: Wh...why would you do that? I would never do that to you.
Alice: I'm so sorry. I couldn't stop it. I pressed enter and..I...
TweedleEv: Duchess?
TweedleEth: What did Alice mean?
tweedles: When did you lie to us?
Duchess: I..I have to go.
TweedleEth: Tell us!
TweedleEv: We'll come get you.
Duchess: Try it and I'll call campus security.
tweedles: ;o
- Duchess has signed out -
Alice: I am such an idiot.
WhiteRabbit: No, Kurt..come on we all say things we don't mean to when we're upset.
Alice: No, not like this.
Dormouse: She'll be better tomorrow.
Alice: No, Reed. She trusted me with this and I just...I cant believe..
WhiteRabbit: Kurt?
Alice: I'm going to bed. Blaine I'll put your phone by the door.
WhiteRabbit: Kurt!
- Alice has signed out -
Dormouse: I'm gonna go to bed too...
- Dormouse has signed out -
TweedleEv: White Rabbit..
WhiteRabbit: yeah?
TweedleEth: Do you know?
WhiteRabbit: Believe it or not Kurt doesn't tell me everything. especially things that are confidential and none of my business.
tweedles: Well, that's unfortunate.
MarchHare: Maybe I should call her.
WhiteRabbit: what?
TweedleEth: You?
TweedleEv: You?
MadHatter: How would that help?
MarchHare: Hey, I'm her friend too..Wait! better idea.
WhiteRabbit: Which would be..?
MarchHare: Sent a text to Merril.
tweedles: We already sent a note to the Knave..
MadHatter: Yeah, cause he's gonna be useful.
TweedleEth: Be nice, Hatter.
TweedleEv: They are quite close now.
tweedles: like siblings.
WhiteRabbit: Now that would be a reality show in the making.
TweedleEth: Hush you.
WhiteRabbit: I'm gonna go check on Kurt, then go to sleep.
TweedleEv: We are going to call, text, and email our Duchess.
WhiteRabbit: Maybe you two should leave it for tomorrow, at least. Good Night guys.
MadHatter: Goodnight.
MarchHare: good luck
TweedleEth: How about at most?
- WhiteRabbit has signed out -
MadHatter: At most then, but like noonish please.
MarchHare: Yeah you two are the loudest pacers EVER.
- MarchHare and MadHatter have signed out -
TweedleEth: We can do noon.
TweedleEv: That's code for 9AM, right?
TweedleEth: Yes, I believe so.
tweedles: "Noon" it is then!
- TweedleEth, TweedleEv, tweedles have signed out -
A/N: And..you hate me.
A) Because it has been forever
B) You have no idea what just happened here. well, NEITHER DO I, SO SUFFER!
^_^ R&R