"STOP RIGHT THERE, ZERO!" Suzaku yelled, holding up his gun. Lelouch turned around slowly, his mask fogging up from all the sweat emitting from his face. It was a long chase, with lots of obstacles that Lelouch had a hard time getting through. Since he wasn't the best at physical fitness, as everyone knew.
"Mr. Kururugi.." Lelouch smirked. He reluctantly raised his hands in the air; in a way where it he appeared to be surrendering.. but in a sassy fashion. "Nice gun you got there." Lelouch internally laughed at how scared Suzaku, his best friend who was never afraid, looked. He must be frightened of me.. how adorable. Lelouch thought.
Suzaku tightened his grip around his gun, narrowing his eyes. "Stop your mind games, Zero! Give it up, you're surrounded!"
"Surrounded?" Lelouch asked. "Haha," he laughed. "My, my, my boy. You really are the dumb one, aye?" He stepped forward, toying with him. "Why don't you join the Black Knights.. we need a strong soldier like you there. And we just might teach you the actual meaning of the word.. "surrounded". Suzaku put his gun back in his gun holder, and started to walk towards Lelouch. As if in a trance. "What's this? Joining me, are you?"
Suddenly, Suzaku stopped. "Euphie, now!"
"What!" Lelouch yelled in surprise. Suddenly Euphemia Li Britannia, along with many other Britannian soldiers came flying down from the ceiling using harnests, a machine guns strapped firmly around all of them. "This is impossible! You're dead!" Lelouch stumbled back, hitting the large door behind him. H quickly pulled his gun out of his secret back pocket, and raised it up in front of him. "Stay back all of you!"
Suzaku laughed. "Nice gun you got there." Euphemia stood by Suzaku's side, and raised her massive machine gun at Lelouch.
"...You wouldn't.." Lelouch started. His index finger slowly making it's way to the trigger.
"Euphemia, NOW-"
"CUT, CUT, CUUUUUT!" A woman's voice yelled; speaking into the megaphone. She uncrossed her legs, and stood up from her director's chair that was labeled "C.C.".
"Huh?" Suzaku turned to face C.C. "Were we not convincing enough?"
"No you were, Suzaku," she said to Suzaku with her usual flamboyant tone of voice.
"Oh! Oh! What about me, Miss C.C.~?" Euphemia smiled cheerfully. Awaiting a good response.
"Oh, you were all good." C.C. said, looking at her copy of the script unenthusiastically.
"YEAH!" Everyone cheered, exchanging high-fives.
Then she pointed to Lelouch wearing his Zero "costume". "It was poor Lu-Lu over there. Sorry, he ruined it, guys." Lelouch took his Zero helmet off his head abruptly and gave her a surprised look.
"WHAT? You're not serious, are you! I was fantastic! I think I portrayed Zero and his mighty ways of strength and honor, pretty well!" Lelouch rambled. The ironic part was he actually is Zero.
C.C. yawned, and checked the watch on her wrist. "...pizza time." C.C. headed out of the door, and pulled out her cellphone. The last you could hear of her was, "Hello, I'd like a large, cheese.. actually can you make it extra-large..." Then she was gone down the hallway.
Suzaku walked up to the sorrowful Lelouch and gave him a pat on the shoulder. "I think you were a pretty good Zero, Lelouch," he smiled. "Although, I'll be honest. You're missing a small touch of something.. I just can't put my finger on it..." Lelouch stood silent, staring at the ground in disbelief. His helmet by his side. "Lelouch?" Suzaku poked. "Lelouuuuuch? ..You okay?"
"I WAS A "PRETTY GOOD" ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"