HELLP! I am SOOOO sorry it took forever for me to update :/ Im a horrible person!

But I'm getting in the groove of writing again and I just love this story :D

I'm sorry to all those people who waited THIS long! 3

Well,, HERE IT GOES!

~FLASHBACK!

BANG!BANG!BANG!

"OKAY! HOLD YOUR FREAKIN HORSES!"

I swung the door open, glaring at who ever was infront of me.

My eyes went wide, my mouth went dry and it promtly fell open.

Standing there, in all their glory, was the people I had somehow managed to wish here.

The entire Akatsuki!

Wasn't that abit ironic?

Trinity's POV-

I don't know how long I stood there, looking like a total freaky stalker, as I took in all who was exactly in my doorway.

In the front was Itachi, who looked bored, Sasuke, who looked less than happy, and Tobi; who was bouncing up and down like he was on a pogo stick.

"HIYA Trin-chan! I brought friends over like Willow-chan said to!" he declaired rather loudly, walking passed me like I invited him in. In which I didn't.

I finally shook off the shock and watched in silent awe as the rest of the Akatsuki filed in after the three Uchiha's, looking around at their surroundings. Tobi stopped and turned, pulling me with him to stop infront of the huge group of people I already knew.

"Trin-chan, I'd like you to meet my family! You've already met Sasu-chan!" he said, pointing as Sasuke, who sneered at Tobi. He paid no mind and moved his finger to his elder brother. "That's Ita-kun! Sasuke's older brother!" Itachi nodded his head and I gave a curt nod.

Even if I did want to go all fan-feral and rip his shirt off...

Tobi pointed to Hidan and Kakuzu next, who seemed to be having a mini-arguement.

"That's Hidan-san and Kakuzu-san! They fight all the time! Hidan uses bad words and Kakuzu likes money!" Tobi chirped as they glared at the boy, as I grinned and waved at them.

He moved on to Deidara and Sasori, who were waiting to be introduced.

"That's my Deidara-sempai! And his Sasori-dana!" as he said this, Deidara's eye's closed, and he charged for Tobi. He had apparently expected thing, because he took of around my livingroom.

"SEMPAI! NO NOT IN TRIN-CHANS HOUSE! ITA-KUN SAID IT'S RUDE TO LEAVE BLOOD ON OTHER PEOPLE'S CARPETS!" he shouted as he dodged all of Deidara's punches.

I sweat-dropped and seen the boy's in much the same position. Takeing the moment to openly gawk yet again, I took note that three people were not present. I furrowed my eye-brows.

That made me think back to my checklist I not so long ago gave up on.

Pein, Konan, and Zetsu?

Hmmm.

I nodded and looked to see if any of them looked slightly different than their illistration. You know, beside's being totally solid, breathing and not in ninja clothes.

I went on a mental checklist, starting with Itachi and ending with...

I peeked at the tallest person there, looking on as if nothing seemed out of the ordinary. I grinned as I looked at the face of Kisame Hoshigi. Who I assumed him to be.

I never really gave much thought on what he would look like without the blue skin and shark-like features. But seeing him now, I would have never known it to be him, if it wasn't for the rather impressive height and that hair-style.

My face crinkled in thought.

I wonder if everyone still acted like they do? I know Tobi, Itachi, Sasuke, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu did. But Sasori and Kisame? I gulped as I thought of one of the stupidest plan's I have come up with in two minutes tops.

Ehh, it was worth a shot...right?

I walked over to him, and he looked down at me. I looked up, and tried to look convincing as possible. I even gave him a small smile before wiping it off my face.

Focus Trinity! Focus!

He quirked an eyebrow, turning towards me more to see what I was about to say. So did the rest of them as they turned a curious eye on the two of us.

I cleared my throat and wriggled my eyebrows.

"So...come here often?"

It was quiet.

Even Tobi and Deidara quit chasing each other to look on at me like I had gone completly mad.

Looking up at his shocked face, I was starting to question my sanity abit as well.

That it, until he seen his lips quiver.

I tilted my head as his mouth flew to him mouth, I'm guessing to try and hide the smile that I had already seen.

I gasped, clasping my hands infront of me and batted my eye-lashes.

"Is that a YES?"

Everyone lost it then.

Kisame turned an intresting shade of red and Hidan, Deidara and Tobi all collapsed with laughter. I gave a small laugh of my own before Sasuke threw his hands up.

"Why are we even HERE? I don't like her, can we go now?"

Everyone seemed to fade into the background, watching as their head's whipped into my direction to see my response.

I snorted. "Calm yor tit's Uchiha, can't you see were trying to have a good time? Oh wait, that's right! You just killed it! You do realise if that mood were a human being, that would be considered murder?"

Tobi gasped as everyone turned to look at Sasuke, who's eye was twitching.

"You do realise, Hart, that if that made any sense at all, I would have a smart-ass reply to it right?" he asked calmly.

Everyone's snapped to my direction as a smirked.

"To bad you don't HAVE an ass."

"HAHAHAHAHA! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!" Hidad laughed as Sasuke glared at him.

I laughed to and the air seemed to havve been cleared of Sasuke's nasty attidude.

Everyone calmed and tensed immediatly as soft jazz started to pout from the top of the stairs.

I looked around and seen everyone had sweat-drops.

I looked at Tobi who was hiding under the coffee table.

"Tobi, who did you say invited you here tonight?" I asked as fog started to flow down the stairs, the light's dimming abit to a soft glow.

"W-W-Willow-chan. Trin-chan...I'm scared."

Everyone seemed at a loss to explain what was happening, but had a pretty good idea why.

I sighed as my sister Willow appeared at the top of the stairs.

She was wearing a tight-fitting black dress, complete with pink feathered boa, hooker heels and make-up caked on that was painfully obvious.

"Hello boys. And wecome, to Willow's House of Loooove~!"

She opened her eyes to see no-one there except me, who was about ready to wet herself from contained laughter.

"WHAT? WHERE'S ITACHI! HE WAS JUST HERE! I SEEN HIM! WHERE DID THE REST OF THEM GO!"

I couldn't help it. I burst into laughter and fell to the floor, rolling around much like a pig would waller in the mud.

"T-THE LOOKS ON T-THEIR FACES! AHHHHH!" I laughed so hard, my back started to hurt.

If Willow was mad before, she was furious now. She stalked to the still wide-open front door and stood in the door-way, shaking her fist.

"I WILL NEVER GIVE UP! NEVEEEEER!"

I stood behind her, wiping tear's from my face as she hung her head.

"So...what's for dinner?"

Tobi: YOUR BAAAAACK!

*glomps me*

me: ACK! Y-yeah! I AM! It's good to be...whoa...what's with the handcuffs?

Tobi:*smiles* :D I am handcuffing you to me! So that...you can't leave without me knowing!

Me: T~T B-but...what about the...bathroom?

Tobi: *hold up hand* puh-lease Cupcake-chan! Tobi can close his eyes! WANNA SEE?

*yank's on handcuffs*

Me: _ ehhh...