Author's Note: Due to a very nice reviewer (you know who you are but I'm not naming you, just in case you want to remain anonymous), I managed to find a name for that one-eared hare! Emraan is our new character! Come on out, Emraan.
(Emraan steps out into view and is immediately pelted with rotted fruits) (Audience say) BOOOOOOOO! (they start to pelt him with garlic) (I try hard not to gag, but the stench is TERRIBLE!)
(Emraan) (growls and shakes his fist at us) Oh, grow up!
(ME) (hits Emraan and stuffs him into my closet of torturing) DON'T COME OUT UNTIL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT GROWING UP! AS IF BEING IGNORED BY MY OLDER CUZ, WHO DRAWS SO GOOD THAT I'M ALWAYS BEGGING FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE MY DRAWINGS SEEM LESS LIKE PRETEENS WITH BIG HEADS AND EYES AND MORE LIKE PRETEENS OR TEENS OR ADULTS, ISN'T ENOUGH! (coughs) Sorry about that…
Anyways, due to that very, very nice reviewer (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), I've gotten an inspiration. Since they actually LOVED the part when Rhia and Emrys acted
like they were young again (which they weren't), I decided to write about when they WERE young, and write about their hilarious times together…
Right now, I'm wondering whether I should change the rating from K+ to T, for the bad mouths in the whole story… Yep, believe or not, even RHIANNA (Aunt Rhia) swore in her youth. Wow…that's a first… I mean, COME ON! The lovely, kind Aunt Rhia…swearing! That's kinda hard to imagine… Of course, having being known as INFERIOR to males…well, maybe Rhianna was a bit of a rebel when she was younger? Of course, she was raised around bad words so it's no surprise…
Now enjoy my side story for you, for being such GOOD readers and staying by me…
And…guess what? YESTERDAY I PASSED BRONZE STAR IN SWIMMING! WHOO HOO! AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! AWRIGHT! I'M OFFICIAL AT THE AGE OF (censored off because of some crazy people in this world)! THAT'S WHY THIS IS COMING EARLIER THAN IT'S SUPPOSED TO!
Rhia's Diary
By: biacebaolck
"My god!" Rhia coughed as she opened the door leading to the attic and looked around the place. It wasn't dusty. It was…clean…surprisingly…as though someone had been here. But she hadn't been up here for seasons…
She heaved herself up and walked around, when something caught her eye. A small, handmade book twinkled at her, its metal clasp reflecting the light from the closed window across the room.
"It's my…diary?" she asked, as she unclasped the metal clasp and flipped through the pages. "Good heavens, I haven't written in this in ages! I've been wondering where I put this…"
She climbed down the stairs, closing the door after her and putting away the ladder, still entranced by the leather book's contents.
"Eh? Wot's that, young 'un?" Emrys asked, looked over her shoulder. She let out a shriek of surprise and whapped him over the head.
"CUT THAT OUT, EMRYS!" she glared at him. He merely raised an eyebrow.
"You know I can't see, missy… So, how's about you read to me what's in that book in your paws?"
She unconsciously hugged the book to her chest. "How'd…how'd you know it was a book?" she asked.
"I have my ways." He smirked, and he took her arm and guided her to a couple of chairs. "Why don't we read what's inside? It'll help pass the time…"
"Very well…" she couldn't help but blush as they sat down and he stroked her paw. "Erm…do you mind?"
"I thought you liked it," he said teasingly. She flushed red. "After all…you—"
"Emrys! Really…" she scowled at him. "Men nowadays…will you cut it out?"
"Only if you read that diary of yours."
"Fine!" She opened the book once more and flipped to the first page. "Hey…wait a season… How'd you know it was my diary?"
He gave her that deviously cute grin of his. "I have—"
"You ways…" she sighed. "I know, I know. Shall I get started?" he nodded, smirking. She scowled at him, once more, before clearing her throat, squinting at the small words she had written so long ago…when she was young. And, as she read the contents of the diary, Emrys couldn't help but smirk at the memories it brought up. Ah, sweet memories of him, Emrys Quickpaw, ticking a very young Rhianna Terra off…
Twenty-second of summer
Dear Diary,
Hi! I just got you. Mom says that I spend too much time screaming into my pillows and that it's not good for me. Huh, who does she think she is? My mother? Uh…scratch that… Never mind what I said… Anyway, she gave me you. You're so pretty. And wow! So many pages for me to write my feelings in… I might as well introduce myself to you, since we're going to be together for a loooooooong time.
My full name is Rhianna Terra. Mom says that Terra means Earth, and I should be proud because Earth is my ancestor. But why should I be? She's dead. Why should I be proud? She probably reeks in her grave… Hopefully, no one will read this, 'cause I really like writing in you and I don't want you to be taken away. Anyway, don't call me Rhianna. Call me Rhia. Only my mom and grandma call me Rhianna. Grandma does it all the time, and mom only does it when I'm in BIG trouble.
I'm 13 seasons old. And I already got my markings three seasons ago! Oh, I forgot to mention. I'm from the Torquoi tribe, the Western one…I think… I don't know…it's been a while since I checked. We're always moving and changing tribes, so I tend to forget which one I'm in. The Torquoi are allies with the Ragnaroks. Whenever they need help, we help them and whenever we need help, they help us.
I heard that Ragnaroks train their females to being warriors like males and not only healers. Wow… I wonder how it feels, to be able to be equal to males… I'mtraining to be a healer, 'cause mom says that's the only job that I can be. It's not fair! Males always get the best choices!
Mom's calling me for bed now… I'll write later. Oh yeah, and today's the Twenty-second of summer. Forgot to mention it at the beginning. Anyways, mom sounds ticked off and angry. She's saying, "Rhia…sleep like hell already…" in that scary voice again… Better go!
Rhia
Emrys smiled. "Wow…" he chuckled. "Nice rambling on and on…"
"SHUT UP!" She roared and he blinked.
"Okay…" he said meekly and she continued.
Twenty-third of summer
Dear Diary,
It's the Twenty-third of summer today. Today, Emrys Quickpaw came! Ugh, I can't stand him! What a jerk! Just a few seconds after his Ragnarok family came over for one of those, two-family-bonding-moments (GAH!); he just HAD to insult me. I said, "Hi, how're you doing?" and all those other stuff and things you're supposed to say when your parents' friends come over with their family and they expect you to respect their children; and you know what?
"Why are you even talking to me, Ugly?"
Ugly! I AM NOT UGLY! Just WHO does he think he is? Strutting around like he's better than me… Insulting me…even going as low as to call me 'Ugly'… It's not right, I tell you! I leapt on him and we started wrestling and fighting, but he was stronger and I landed on the bottom, but we still fought. I wanted to rip out that smirk of his, rip off that arrogant and cocky head of his, and kick him where it hurt!
But mom and dad pulled me away and his mom and dad did the same. I was glaring at him as my mom and dad gave me a lecture on 'Being hospitable to our guests'… While, Emrys' parents just scolded him for a few seconds before letting him off.
I was then after a looooooooooong lecture told to 'Stay in your room and think about what you've done. Don't come out until you apologize to Emrys.' Emrys? Emrys? Why the heck would I apologize to THAT jerk? Huh, I think I'll stay in my room forever, and STARVE to death. That'll teach my parents…huh…treating Emrys like he was better than me…
My sister came in. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. I have a little sister. She's one of the few that call me Rhianna sometimes. But, she only calls me that when it's urgent. My sister's name is Selena. It's a very pretty name, but not as pretty as Rhia. She's just two seasons younger than me. Anyway, she came in with that jerk's little brother, Lash, who's just a season older than her, just like Emrys' is just a season older than me. Lash is very cute. He's polite, but when he needs to be, he's very possessive of what's his. I'll even say there are TONS of streaks of jealousy in that little kid. I mean, when Emrys was talking to Selena, you know, getting to know her-- NO! I WAS NOT HIDING AND WATCHING AND HEARING THEIR CONVERSATION! I'm not like that at all! Just ignore the fact that I was squished in the cupboard, okay? Just drop it! I'm not nosy! Never was, never will be!
Lash just stomped in when Emrys was getting to know Selena, and acted VERY possessive of her. She didn't mind. She just giggled. Then, Emrys and Lash got into an argument. Emrys was arguing that he could speak and get to know anybeast he liked. Lash was arguing that he was to leave Selena alone and that she wasn't hers. Emrys countered by saying, "And is she yours? What makes you so sure she's yours?" And then, they started fighting.
Their parents had to come in and separate them. Then,when everyone was gone, I crept out of the cupboard and stretched my aching limbs, before going to my room and meeting Emrys. He started insulting me and I started insulting him back and we got into a huge fight and I had to be sent to my room. Didn't matter. I was going to my room anyway. That all happened a few season ago, when we all first met. Selena was8 seasons then, I was 11, Lash was 9, and Emrys was 12. Now, Selena's 11 seasons old, Lash is 12, I'm 13 seasons and that JERK-FACE Emrys, is 14 seasons.
Now, when Lash came in with Selena, I was like, "Leave me alone." Lash was snickering at me and he grinned tauntingly.
"Your sister's a bitch…you know that?" he snickered. I was itching to place my paws around his throat and choke him to death. Or maybe even punish him somehow… But, Selena beat me to him. She glared at him and he stopped laughing at me.
"Stop making fun of my big sister, you big bully! This is why I told you to leave me alone! Stop stalking me! Or I'll tell my mom on you!"
"As if she'd listen to you. If she didn't listen to your big sister, what makes you so sure she'll listen to you?" Lash sneered. By now, I was fuming. I jumped off my chair and stomped over to him, grabbing him by the collar (hey, I'm older than him, which makes ME, stronger than him! Go me!) and dragged him outside my room, and slammed the door behind her as I stomped back in and fell onto my bed.
Selena was silent before falling backwards next to me on the bed and saying, "Thanks, Rhia…"
"You're welcome." I said back, sitting up and running a paw through my ruffled fur.
"No, I mean it. He's too over-protective. Thanks…thank you…" She sat up too and gave me a hug. I stiffened, but I hugged her back. The hug was nice…just what I needed to cool down my anger. And guess what? Since I had refused to apologize to Emrys, that huge JERK, mom and dad refused to let me have my dinner… So they WERE planning on starving me to death! Huh…KILLERS, THE BOTH OF THEM!
But, Selena was nice and came into my room and we shared her dinner. I asked her how I could thank her, and all she did was smile and hug me again before saying, "It's alright. I'm paying you back for helping me earlier on."
Now, it's nighttime and I've locked my door, just in case that JERK-FACE decides to come and pull a prank on me. TRUST ME! I DO NOT WANT TO BE SPLASHED WITH A BUCKET OF FREEZING COLD WATER WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FOR FIVE TIMES STRAIGHT! Mom's telling me to unlock my door or she'll break it to get in. I'm telling her to shut up and leave me alone. Then, now, she's angry and says that I have no right to talk back to me. Of COURSE I have a right! I have A LOT of rights! I'm her DAUGHTER, for EARTH'S SAKE! But, I'm keeping this to myself.
What? What the heck? Now's she's saying that I'm not going to have breakfast? HOW CRUEL!
I'm signing in for tonight. My paw's aching from writing so much, but this has helped me get rid of my anger, though. I'm going to ignore you, mom. I can't hear you, la di la di laaaaaa diiiiii… She's saying, "GET THAT FUCKING DOOR OPEN THIS INSTANT!" Ha! Like hell I'll do that!
Rhia
"Oh yeah…" Emrys gulped under her furious glare. "I remember that night…. heheh…"
"JERK-FACE! JUST SHUT UP WHY DON'T YOU!" she yelled, obviously reliving the pent-up hatred she had for him many seasons ago.
He shut up and she continued, her voice quaking in anger. 'Maybe having her read from that diary wasn't such a good idea…' he thought. 'Well…I AM curious to remember what happened a long time ago… Maybe this will refresh our memories WHY we even married each other…'
Twenty-fourth of summer
Dear Diary,
Aw…kill everyone why don't you… My quill's becoming dull… Notice that I've put the dates before the two past entries? Now I can keep track! Will write more tomorrow on what's happened today.
Rhia
Twenty-fifth of summer
Dear Diary,
Okay, I'll tell you what happened yesterday. I sharpened up my quill extra sharp this morning so I can write what happened yesterday AND today. Yesterday, I finallybumped into Emrys as I was sneaking out for my daily morning 'Watching the Sun rise up in all its splendor' thing. He apologized and helped me up. You know, he was almost a different hare than yesterday. He was really nice and we got to know each other a bit more.
I found out that he's been pressured to do great things because he's of the Quickpaw and he has to set an example for Lash. He hates it, so I told him not to worry and that life would sort it out for him soon enough. And you know what? He hugged me then. Gawd, I though my face was going to be pure red FOREVER after that.
Then, a few minutes later, he let go of me and immediately RE-BECAME that JERK-FACE once more. "And why my brother seems afraid of you, I think I know…" he sneered at me. "You're as fat as a pig."
"WHAT!" I yelled, and we began fighting, and waking everyone up. We were separated and for the whole day, we didn't talk to teach other. That's all that happened yesterday, before I wrote the entry.
Now, TODAY was an entirely DIFFERENT story. It was horrifying. You see, YESTERDAY'S events hadn't changed my opinion of him at all. He's still a JERK-FACE. Guess what? Turns out…we're betrothed. To marry. To each other. OH MY FREAKING GOD! NOOOOOOO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENNING TO ME! Me, with that JERK-FACE! HA! Not in a million years of my own free will, dear diary. Of course, my parents and his parents were totally squealing with happiness. Over HIM, as MY FIANCE! EARTH, HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL!
I was like, "What the hell?"
"You shouldn't use such vulgar language, Ugly." He growled at me, obviously taken aback by the news as well as he edged away from his seemingly insane-at-the-moment parents.
"Bastard." I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Bitch."
"Gay."
"Retarted."
"Homosexual."
"Homosexual's the same as gay." He smirked at me.
"Nu-uh." I blew a raspberry at him. "Homosexual means loving someone who's the same gender as you, whereas gay refers to only guys loving guys."
"Trust a retard like you to know it." He ran a paw through his messed up fur, acting like he was COOL and all high and mighty. Grr… I was really, really, really ticked off at that moment. So, obviously, I let him know.
"SHUT UP!" I kicked him where it mattered and he fell down, clutching it in pain. Pretty violent, ne? Well, serves him right!
The parents separated us AGAIN. How many times have we been separated? Huh? How many? Ah well, good night, diary. Good night.
Rhia
Twenty-sixth of summer
Dear Diary,
Sharpened my quill this morning, so I can write in you right now. So, what the hell am I thinking right now? I'm thinking, 'WHAT THE HELL!' Today, Emrys ACTUALLY acted NICE! Who is he and what's he done with the real Emrys, the JERK-FACE! We spent the whole day talking and listening and watching nature and then, before I even wrote this entry, he said, "Thanks…" and gave me a BIG hug. "Maybe…we'll see each other soon?" He sounded sort of hopeful.
"Maybe…" I smiled back at him. I couldn't help it. He was just too DAMN cute! What's wrong with me? I can't go thinking my enemy is CUTE! Oh my god…oh my god… Did I just write that again? Earth, I did…
He says he's leaving tomorrow… When the sun fully rises, he'll have to go with his family. But I'm going to wake up extra early tomorrow and find out why. Perhaps THEN, I'll understand why he's been changing so much…
Rhia
Twenty-seventh of summer
Dear Diary,
Gawd…you wouldn't BELIEVE what I found out! This was what happened this morning. I hid in the tree, which is near our house, by sitting in the branches and watching down. NO ONE even thinks to look UP at trees, 'cause they think hares can't climb 'em. But we can, so HA!
Anyway, I was getting very, very bored waiting there and was just about to come down, when Emrys and his family came out. He was just looking at my house sadly and his brother, Lash, had to drag him away. Lash didn't look happy. Maybe…grumpy… And…did I see some sadness of loneliness in his eyes as he looked back at the house too? Before he snapped out of it, I swore, his lips were mouthing, 'Selena…' 'Course, it could've been my imagination…
And then, they just left, but Emrys told his family that he had to go back and get something, so when he came back and looked up at the tree to see me, staring at him, BOY, was I surprised, I NEARLY fell off the tree branch! That's NEARLY, to you, diary, so I DIDN'T fall off. So HA!
He climbed up and sat down next to me and he smiled at me. Oh my god… I'll never forget those eyes of his… So warm…so kind…so- WHAT THE HELL AM I WRITING DOWN! I shouldn't be writing about him like this… But he's just so damn CUTE when he-- Oh, not again…
Then, you know what he did? I bet you do… You have a dirty mind…don't you, diary? He KISSED me! Right on the lips! I was so surprised, that I didn't KICK him where it hurt and out of the tree. I, Rhianna Terra, for the first time in my life…was…speechless. Then, when he broke away, I was dreamy…and he gave me that oh-so-cute grin of his, waved and climbed down the tree, running to catch up with his family.
I was sitting up at that tree branch for a long time, before I broke out of my dreamy daze and climbed down. My god… And here I am, writing down what happened. You know…I have a bad feeling that something's going to happen… That's my ability. You see, I can sense if bad things are going to happen in the real world, or in dreams. But, the problem is, I can't tell WHEN they'll happen, only if they're really intense and maybe make me faint (if I'm awake) or wake up drenched in sweat (if I'm sleeping… Gross… I mean, come on! Sweat? Well, I got to live with it…and it's HORRIBLE… Your clothes stick to your body… It's DISGUSTING!)…
Just in case anything DOES happen, I'm putting you in my haversack after I'm done writing this entry. My haversack already has my medical books and other herbs, 'cause I'm always too lazy to take them out when I'm away from home. I warned Selena and she did the same, only, putting her OWN stuff in her haversack. Now, I'm putting some extra quills, a small dirk that Emrys gave me as a present (reluctantly, at last summer gathering or something…), extra inkbottles, and some of my medical supplies. Hey…it's a big bag. Don't worry, diary, I'm putting you in too. I couldn't LIVE without being able to write in SOMETHING.
That's all for now.
Rhianna
Emrys smiled, obviously amused at the snoozing Rhianna. She had drifted off and now, she was sleeping sitting up, her head bowed and her arms covering the diary, hugging it to her chest. He stood up pried the book gently from her arms, placing it on the table and closing it shut. He carried her in his arms and placed her gently on her bed, and pulled the covers over her, before walking out of the room, closing the door behind him.
'When I was younger, I was always wondering what she thought of me… Now…I know…' Emrys smirked. 'It's lucky she found that diary… Maybe…I can show the young 'un my journal… Nah…let her find it herself…' He gave a hearty chuckle and headed towards his room, ready for bed. He plopped on it and fell asleep.
The diary lay on the table, forgotten. But of course, it would not be forgotten the next day, when it would play an important part for the two hares' memories.
Twenty-ninth of summer
Dear Diary,
I'm sorry I haven't written for two days in a row, but there just wasn't enough time! No sooner had Selena and I woke up, had I had a terrible headache. Selena suggested we go outside for some air, but I heard myself saying, "Get your haversack first. Mom and dad aren't here. We have to go. The house is going to be on fire soon. I'll meet you at the door." She just stared at me and nodded quickly, before rushing off. I found myself grabbing my bag and our cloaks and rushing to the door, where I waited for my sister.
A few seconds later, she came running down the stairs like a madbeast and shrieking, "GET THAT DOOR OPEN!" I did as she asked, and immediately, spotted fire burning on the stairs, coming after her, engulfing our house. I was paralyzed fear…I couldn't move. I would have suffocated from the smoke that was appearing in the air if Selena hadn't yanked me by my paw and out the door, slamming it behind us. "Sis, trust me on this! She pulled on her cloak and pulled on mine for me, seeing as I was just standing there, haversack over my shoulder. She put on her haversack and looked at me desperately. "Rhianna, please…run for your life…follow me…please…Rhianna"
I snapped out of my daze, as she called me Rhianna for the second time and rushed after her as she took off, knowing I was behind her. We ran like there was no tomorrow… No other thought was on my mind that getting away from the fire, which had already engulfed our home and heading towards us, ready to engulf us, as it had our parents. I just ran. It must have been nearly dusk when I began to slow down…still trying to catch up with my more stamina filled sister… My eyes started blinking close and I collapsed into a sorry weary heap on the grass below me. Then, when my head hit the ground, everything went black.
When I finally came to, a wet cloth was on my forehead and I sat up slowly and took off the cloth. It was damp…and well wrung. I didn't remember Selena having something like this…nor me…nor mother or father… Thinking of my parents, tears started appearing in my eyes and they clouded some of my vision into a blur, as they dripped down my face.
"Rhia, what's wrong?" Selena was by me in an instant. "Are you okay?"
"Mother…father…" I whimpered, hugging the cloak that I was wearing around me. She understood and began stroking my paw and brushing my fur as though she was the mother and I was the babe. Huh…funny how…she's so much MORE Mother-material than I am, and I'm older than her… Then, I looked around us. We were in a cavern, and light streamed in from the full moon outside. "Where are we?"
"My secret hideout. You ever wonder how I used to get away from Lash?" she smiled sadly. I nodded slowly, unsure of where this was going. "Well, I've always ran here. Of course, there was never any fire chasing me and I never had to slow down for you…" Realization hit me. I had been slowing her down…that was why it took so long to get here.
"I- I'm sor—" I began.
"No worries." She smiled at me. "What's done is done. Besides, you ran pretty fast. Not even Lash can catch up to me when I'm running at my fastest." I raised an eyebrow. Lash was more than fast. He was a blur when he wanted to be. And that was pretty much when he was chasing after Selena, who sometimes, with quite the rebellious streak like me, didn't feel like it. "Good night, sis." She lay down and closed her eyes, falling asleep instantly. I did the same, except, sleep didn't come so easily.
You know, I envy my sister at times like these. The way she can just close her eyes and fall directly to sleep. Me? I have to wait AGES before I finally go to sleep…without knowing it at all… I don't realize it. One minute, I'm awake, my eyes still closed and BAM! Next minute, I wake up drowsily and wish I could sleep in more. That's just the way it was for me.
Then, I must have drifted off sometime and then woke up, to my sister's shaking. "Wake up, Rhia!" she chirped in my face, full of 'bratty-little-sister-power' today. "Rise and shine! The sun's up! The birds are chirping, and we need to go find out what happened!"
I rolled over on my side, frowning as the sun hit my face. I raised my arm and shielded my unprotected face, but pretty soon, it got tired, so I dropped it, frowned even more and turned around. "Don't wanna get up…" I muttered.
"But…Emrys is here! And…so is Lash!" Selena giggled at Lash's name. At the mention of my fiancé's name I sat up quickly and looked around wildly.
"Emrys?"
"The one and only, Ugly." A familiar voice smirked. I whirled around and there was Emrys. Lash strode forward and gave Selena a HUGE hug, which she delightfully returned. Without knowing what I was doing, I ran forward and threw my arms around his neck and gave him a HUGE hug. He seemed surprised, but soon joined our embrace, his arms around my waist, hugging tightly. "I missed you, Rhia… Did you miss me?" he murmured into my ear softly.
"More than you'd ever know…" I whispered back, resting my face on his shoulder. I could have sworn he hugged me tighter. "Emrys, you're choking me…"
"Sorry…" he let go of me sheepishly. I smiled into his face and he smiled back. Then, I noticed the wound on his left arm.
"You're hurt!"
"It's nothing really…you need to waste your herbs on—"
"Just shut up and let me fix that wound." I scowled at him, getting my herbs and a roll of bandages. Surprisingly, he didn't make one of those wisecracks. Instead, he only raised an eyebrow and obeyed. Then, when the wound was fixed up, he looked a bit red and handed me something. It was YOU dear diary.
"I…found this back outside the cavern… It had your name on it, so I'd thought I'd give it to you." Was he blushing? "And…don't worry…I didn't read it."
"Thank you." I smiled at him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. As I pulled away, he just stared at me wide-eyed and slowly placed a paw where I had kissed him.
"No…" He said, grinning, smothering me in another hug. "Thank you."
Yessiree, dear diary… I could say that this would be a start of a new friendship… Who knows? Maybe we WILL get married and actually LIKE that!
Rhia.
"Well, wasn't that quite the surprise?" Emrys asked, smiling, as she finished reading the last page.
"I know." She gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Thank you for returning my diary and not reading it…" She pulled away.
He just stared at her with his blind gaze and placed a paw where she had kissed him. "Now, why does this feel familiar?"
"I don't know…" She smiled and he smiled back and they both grinned as they silently enjoyed each other's company.
I hated you in the beginning
And now in the end
I can't find myself hating you anymore
Because now
We're the best of friends.
Thank you for the memories
And for the love that passed us by
In our youth and in our old age
We'll be together…forever
Like water, earth and sky.
NARUTO: HI! I'M NARUTO, THE SOON-TO-BE LORD HOKAGE AND I LOVE RAMEN, BUT I HATE THOSE STUPID THREE-MINUTE WAITS! BELIEVE IT!
ME: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE! YOU DON'T BELONG IN REDWALL! (beats him up and shoves him towards the Naruto universe) Ahem…hope you liked it!
