Backlash's Story kept for the sake of memory Chapter 20: Chp 18: Backlash meets Windbreeze, a redwall fanfic

Author's Note: I'm blanking out now…my stories aren't as good as usual…I'm cutting out parts that readers want to read…I'm pathetic…I'm in a state of depression… Every time I create a story in my head, it's always so exciting, but then…I eventually lose inspiration in writing the story… And the same thing is happening to both THIS and Silver's Tale…

Why ME?! Plus…the title's lame too…and I haven't eaten my breakfast yet… (boohoo)

Backlash meets Windbreeze

By: biacebaolck

She sensed somebeast coming from behind her and struck. It was a hare…a hazel-furred hare. Huh…she didn't know him, but he seemed familiar. But his eyes…his eyes were…SILVER?! Even IF she HAD indeed only met him once, she would've remembered seeing someone with unnatural silver eyes.

"Uh…hello?" She poked him. He twitched. She poked him again. He twitched. She kept on poking and each time he twitched before her voice was filled with glee and she started poking at him faster and faster until he awoke.

"STOP…POKING…" He managed to gasp out before falling unconscious.

Backlash sighed. Ah well… She scratched the back of her neck, looking at him. He was dehydrated and exhausted. Huh…what could drive a male hare this far to do whatever? She knew for a fact that males were pathetic. She had just faced one…and true, he was not pathetic in the beginning, but now…

'Great…juuuuust great…' She thought bitterly. Now she had ANOTHER thing to attend to before doing…

…she blinked.

What HAD she wanted to do?

Suddenly, it called her again. Something…something called her. She couldn't put her mind to what was calling her but… She stood up. She completely forgot about the young hare and proceeded to walk yet again. The Elements tried to stop her, but, like before, her body was dead set on going.

Where?

She didn't know…but it had to be better than this hell of a place.

Emraan awoke, bitter as usual. His whole body ached, but when he inspected his wounds, he wasn't surprised to see that they weren't there. This had always happened when he was outdoors during the full moon. And at night, that had been the full moon. Heh…

He ran a paw through her fur, and then just sensed something behind him. Eyes narrowed, he punched…and punched a young hare who flew backwards through several thick tree trunks before settling on the rocky side of the mountain.

He walked over to the boy, a scowled at him. "Who are you?"

The hare blinked, his hazel-fur all dirty and his silver eyes blinking. Silver eyes…silver eyes… When had Emraan seen them before? The boy seemed familiar, and he look up into Emraan's eyes before…breaking into a HUGE GRIN?

"UNCLE EMRAAN!" He glomped his Uncle.

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU HOMOSEXUAL BOY!" Emraan, apparently getting the wrong idea (well, you would TOO, if an unfamiliar boy glomped YOU), punched the boy's lights out, the shock still there from being HUGGED BY A GUY. By a BOY, by no less.

'I wonder…' He thought wearily, as he, still in shock, resumed his journey to find that blasted female. 'Did my father ever experience this?' As a boy, Emraan had lost his father before he was born and everything he knew about his father was from others, from others and their memories.

"YOU!" Both pointed paws at each other. They had just met by coincidence and evidently were getting along NOT VERY WELL. Suddenly, Emraan got glomped AGAIN, this time from behind.

"UNCLE!"

"YAAAA! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HOMOSEXUAL BOY! I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, NOR DO I INTEND TO BE, DAMN IT!" Emraan kicked him away, his paw over his shocked heart. Twice this had happened…and twice Emraan swore that death wasn't coming soon enough.

"YOU'RE SO CUTE!" The boy glomped Backlash, who punched him angrily away. Emraan kicked him back, but Backlash kicked him back to him, so he tried to punch the boy back to Backlash, who decided that this guy was weird and she didn't like him anyway, so she punched him into the sky. He fell back down to earth and would've landed on Emraan and Backlash together had they both not stopped his fall (rather painfully) with their footpaws.

"…you're NOT a pedophile?"

"…do I LOOK like one?"

The aura was still intense and both glared before sighing. "Who's THAT?! He called you 'Uncle'." Emraan shuddered.

"If that boy is my nephew, then—"

"You're officially the uncle of a bi-sexual attracted guy." Backlash said. Both shuddered.

Death wasn't coming soon enough for the both of them.

"So introduce yourself." Backlash said, as she made the fire. It was night and THANKFULLY, the bi-sexual hare was still unconscious. Emraan wisely chose the spot VERY far away from the hare.

"Do I have to?"

"Unless you wish to die by my clan's sword or become victim to a homosexual young hare…" Emraan blanched at that last one.

"I don't like my liege or my master. My master, for selling me away. My liege for acting like a little spoilt brat." Emraan confessed.

"You know...I had a dream last night. It was...YOU I think...with a young haremaid. You were both young. So...who was she?"

"Do I have to tell?" She nodded. "Alright. Listen up, then. And I'll tell you why I tried to kill you after. Name's Emraan by the way."

"Backlash."

"I'm WINDBREEZE, Uncle!" Both jumped and stopped the boy from trying to glomp them yet again with their footpaws.

"Windbreeze?"

"Don't you remember? It was my 10 seasons!" Windbreeze rolled up his sleeve and proudly showed the Torquoi markings.

"I don't remember."

"That's because you left early…before I got my markings."

"You expect US to believe a bi-sexual's rantings?" Both Emraan and Backlash said in unison in monotone voices.

"…"

"Why aren't we saying anything?" Windbreeze said at last.

"Because you're a bi-sexual attacted hare and we need to be careful around you." Backlash and Emraan said in unison.

Windbreeze sweatdropped as Backlash smirked, preparing to attack him. "Uh…please don't hurt me TOO hard?"

What will become of Windbreeze? Will Yuki EVER appear in the story? Are Backlash and Emraan related somehow because of their similar reactions? Is this story EVER gonna be updated monthly or something? Will I ever get reviews? Will I EVER make future story chapters longer? Will I EVER learn to FIRST write out the whole story first THEN post it up?