DAADADA! SHANKS AND DIBS MAGICAL ADVENTURE! HAH NOPE.

"I got this. I freaking got this, you hear me Dibsie?" Shanks said, waving the magic wand above the top hat on the small table again. Dibs squeaked, shrinking away from the hat. "Y-You sure? A lion's not going to come out and k-kill u-us b-both, right? Right? "

" A lion! I can DO that? Oh man, that would be so-" Shanks stopped, seeing the terrififyed look on Samuel's small face. " Oh, come on! Stop being a wuss, you know if a lion appears it'll bow down to me, its creator!" With that, Shanks turned back to the hat, staring at it like something amazing was about to happen. After a few minutes of "Abracadabra" and "Shzam! LOOK AT- nevermind... " and mutterings of words that CANNOT, AND WILL NOT BE REPEATED, Shanks just stared at the hat with a look of utter outrage.

"Oh come on! You've got to be pulling my fucking leg! The book said that this would work! SO WHY WON'T THIS WORK!" He said, shaking the worn library book cover and then throwing it across the room. Dibs shuffled to the book, picking it up and sputtered. He could barely hold back his laugh. Yes laugh, Dibs can laugh, not only smile, dear reader. He held up the book, shaking.

"Are y-you sure this is really the right book?" Dibs said.

Shanks looked glared at Dibs. "Yes, yes i'm sure, goddamnit! Now shut up! I command thou hat to make a lion, not a lame-ass bunny, to APPEAR!" When nothing happened, he threw up his hands and kicked the table. "APPEAR! APPEAR I SAY! SABER TOOTH TIGER, I COMMAND THEE TO APPEAR! "

"S-Shanks.. " Dibs started, but giving up, when Shanks ignored him.

"UGH! FUCKING MOTHER MOON! "

Dibs flinched at the volume of the bellowing voice. He considered to take a video for memory.. and to possibly share with Graves later. But just then, the door to the room of whom he shared with Graves and Shanks opened. Speak of the devil, here comes in Graves! And Natalie!

"What are you –the fuck?" Graves said, looking at the image of a angry Shanks with a magic wand and a top hat. Nat just cracked up, high pitched giggles echoing in the room. Dibs was laughing too, clutching his stomach , barely breathing through his wheezes. Shanks just continued ranting at the hat, and soon enough, the other members in the room stopped their laughing to listen to the not-so-nice words that were spewing from his mouth. They just looked at him, starting to feel slightly awkward. But then-

"COME THE FUCK ON! LION, BUNNY, WHATEVER! JUST APPEAR, I NEED TO GET THIS TO IMPRESS HER! !#)%)&)QV$NT)Q*$) !" He yelled, throwing the wand at the hat, toppling both over the table. He continued to fume, until Dibs started his laugh-wheeze yet again, this time on the floor rolling. Shanks whipped his head back, and was confronted with a rolling Dibs, a perplexed Graves, and a –Natalie. A very confused Natalie. His eyes widened at the sight of her, and she stared right back, blushing a bit. Shanks never felt so embarrassed in his life.

"Oh. Um. N-Nat. Oh god. N-Nat, i-I er, can explain, er its-n-not what it looks like. Like, its n-not about you- n-no! Not that, its just-you know, um. Hi?" With that sentence, he ran out of the room at a blurring speed. Nat just stood there, blinking. Dibs rolled into Graves, making him stumble, and onto the book. He landed with a oomf! And picked up the book. What he saw made him laugh, and he started rolling on the floor with a crying Dibs. Nat looked at the two of them, regaining her composure. She picked up the book, stepping away from the rolling masses on the floor.

"What's so funny- OH MY GOD! " Graves and Dibs had stopped, waiting for her reaction. And oh boy, did they get one. Her facial expressions went from confused to mad to totally flabbergasted in the span of a comical 2 seconds. It then swelled up like a cherry, then she ran her hand into her hair. Then...

"W-well then. I guess i should really leave. Dru's going to be needing me s-soon. " She said, not moving. Graves looked up at her wriggling his eyebrows, and stated in a steady voice "You should go talk to him. It'll totally help him. " He totally thought that that was the last thing that would help Shanks, but hey, he wanted to see his face when he got back. Oh Graves, so cruel.

She looked down at him, sputtered something , and left. All while holding the book.

You know what was the book called? 'How to get a hot girl- magica wolf edition.' Hah, no. It was just '1001 ways to get a girl to fall for you, for wolves! ' no. It was REALLY – oh god, nevermind. It was just some stupid title that was not as interesting as those titles.

YOLO!

A/N: Yea. i don't really know what happened here. a moment of insanity, based on a true event that happened to me today... I would be the Dibs in this story.

Disclaimerrr: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO DON'T MAKE ME SAY THIS! OH MY GOD ITS MINEEEE -gets punched- OKAY FINE ITS TOTALLY NOT. NOT! -punched again- OKAY ITS LILI'S OKAY? -sobsob-