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WARNING ALERT: You are now about to enter Flame's mind for the FIRST TIME EVER! You have been warned…
Chapter 17: Immature
Flame POV
That motherfucking, cocky, stupid, cocksucking bastard! Who the hell does he thinks he is?
When I get my hands on his sparkly ass shitty fa –
"Calm down," Bella breathed out, rubbing her hands up and down my arms. Damn it, she's getting me all horny again. I closed my eyes and took deep breaths, but it didn't mean I stopped cursing the asshole in my head.
"Okay, okay," I replied, letting out deep breaths. She gave me a small smile and then tucked herself into my, intertwining our arms. "It's not like I'm going to burst out into fire or something," I muttered. She let out a twinkling laugh and I felt my heart melt. Hey dude, your dignity called. He wants his man card back! Damn fucker.
"Are you kidding? Yes, you were," she contradicted.
"No, I wasn't," I denied. Girl, you're delusional.
"Your hands were on fire," she commented, holding out my palms to me. I saw the small particles of ashes that lay on the palm of my hands. I gave her a sheepish smile.
"Damn, really?" I grinned. She beamed.
"Hello?" Nix interrupted, clearly annoyed. "If you would please get over yourselves," she crunched her eyebrows in agitation, "I would really like to get rid of those fuckers."
"Nixie, language!" Jenny scolded.
"I'd say sorry, really, I would, but I'm far to pissed off to care right now," she apologized.
Ritz made his way over and wrapped his arms around his waist, trying to calm her down. How he fucking does that, I will never know. For a water elemental, she's a damn hothead! How fucking ironic.
Angel and Bella both let out loud laughs and everyone, including me, looked at them in confusion.
"I think your wife and husband have gone crazy," Nixie muttered to me and Terra.
"Oh god, that was good," Angel commented, wiping a tear of laughter from his eyes.
"I didn't know you knew any jokes," Bella mused as she gave me a pat on the arm.
"What?" I asked, confused. Sometimes, I don't understand these two. They're freaks.
"Hey!" they both protested.
"I am not a freak," Angel commented.
"Yeah," Bella stuck her tongue out childishly, "you're the one who goes out bursting into flames at random times."
"Oh right," I grumbled, mentally smacking myself for forgetting that they could read minds. Then realization hit me and I started laughing too. "So that's what you were laughing about," I chuckled.
"You guys are soooo weird," Dimitri said, causing all three of us to throw him glares.
"Are you guys forgetting something? Oh, I don't know, that fucking vampires are in our living room!" Nyte spat out. Then why don't you just use your deathly powers and kill them right now? Yeah, I thought so. Fucker.
"For the first time in my life, I'm glad that you're my brother," Nixie rolled her eyes in sarcasm, "Well? I thought you were supposed to kill their asses? Now, you're all calm and shit. Damn it Bella! Get him angry again." Stupid bitch. I hate you. Damn it, why the hell did you have to be my sister?
"Umm, no way, need I remind you what happened the last time," she reminded.
"Okay! I think that's where I draw the line," Terra exclaimed.
"Where's Zephy, Xen, and Damien?" Bella finally asked.
"They're inside trying to calm down the situation. Those bloodsucker seem really intent on talking to you Bella," Ritz answered. I tightened my grip on her waist and tried to calm myself down. Shit, I thought I was calm already.
If those leeches think they can just waltz back into Bella's life and act like they never hurt her, they've seriously got another thing coming. I am going to tear them limb from limb and watch with satisfaction as they burn in hell. Their eyes will be bloodshot red, pleading for help. Their hair will turn into nothing but wisps that continue to burn. Up in flames, their faces with be scarred with burns that will forever be irreparable.
"You're imagination is so vivid," Angel mused, smirking, obviously at the thoughts of those bloodsuckers burning alive.
"Geez, you're not really going to do that, are you?" Bella asked me, giving me a pout. Damn that pout. Damn that pout. You won't get to me Pout. Gah, I hate you Pout.
I let out a sigh. "Okay, fine. Not if you don't want me to," I finally gave in. Stupid pout.
She gave me a small grinned and turned back towards the family. "What do they want from me?" she asked.
"Apparently, they're talking about some shit with you being in danger," Nyte answered, rolling his eyes. "You? Bella? In danger? Psh, fucking idiots. You could kill that Victoria's ass with one look," he grinned.
"You know, come to think of it, fuck yeah! What the hell have we been worried about? They're fucking Shield is no match for Bella," Nixie agreed.
All of our eyes widened in shock. Did she just….? Oh fuck no, something's not right. "Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Did you just – did you just agree with me?" Nyte sputtered. Nixie growled slightly.
"Yes, I did. Shut the hell up! Get over it," she spat. He obliged but kept a stupid smile plastered onto his face.
"What do you guys want to do about this?" Terra asked.
"Talk it out, I guess," Bella shrugged. Silly Bella, talking out things is not always the solution to everything. "You're really pissing me off today," she hissed, smacking me in the chest.
"What? What did I do?" I asked innocently, with no clue.
"Fucker, you keep bashing me in your head," she growled.
"I have not," I defended quickly.
"'Girl, you're delusional.' 'They're freaks.' 'Silly Bella, talking out things is not always the solution to everything,'" she mocked, all the while glaring at me. "If you don't shut up soon, I'm going to release my pregnant hormones on you," she threatened. Speaking of hormones…..
"Depends on what kind it is," I whispered huskily in her ear.
"Oh fuck no, I do not want to hear this," Nixie grumbled, shutting her ears with her hands as she stomped her way into the house. Nyte, Dimitri, and Jenny agreed, following her into the house. "I'd rather be in a house full of bloodsuckers," I last heard her mutter. Yeah, I know you want this!
"It's the one where I'll rip your throat out and refuse to have sex with you for a whole week," she replied wittingly, crossing her arms, raising an eyebrow.
"I can't help it! I speak my mind," I whined.
"Way too loudly may I add," Angel added.
"Shut up. You're not a part of this conversation," I told him quickly. He held up his hands in mock defense and backed away with a small smirk on his face. And I actually thought I liked you…
"I hate you too," he grinned as he made his way towards Terra's side.
"Well," Bella started off seductively, running her fingertips down my chest. Horny. Horny. Horny. Horny. "If I were you," she whispered in my ear, "I'd tell my mind to shut up because otherwise, you won't get any of this," she finished off, taking a swipe at my earlobe. I groaned.
I stood there dumbfounded. What the fuck? Only you Bella…. Only you.
"Yeah, I thought so. Now shut up, and let's kick some vampire ass," she grinned, grabbing a hold of my hand.
"You so don't deserve her," Terra teased, laughing endlessly. Angel merely smirked at my misfortune. Traitors.
Once we stepped in the house, I was bombarded with the smell of leeches. They don't smell as bad to us as they do to the wolves, but it's enough to make me want to puke. But, for your sake, I'll try to manage. I thought grudgingly to Bella.
"Thank you," she replied, pecking my lips slightly.
"Who knew that Flame would ever be whipped by a girl half his size?" Angel laughed. Terra slapped him lightly on the chest, but didn't do much to hide her smile.
"Ha. Ha. What the hell is it today? Pick on Flame day?" I sneered. Their laughs got even louder, causing me to clench my fists in anger.
"Ow, ow, you're crushing my hand," Bella whimpered. Oh crap. Shit. Shit. Shit. I'm sorry!
"Shit, Bella. I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. Oh, crap. Are the babies going to be okay? Damn it!" I cursed, finishing the end of my rant. Fucking idiot. As if you didn't sound stupid enough already. If possible, Angel and Terra burst out into more laughter. Bella, whole-heartedly, began to join them.
"Flame, honey, it's just my hand," she reminded me, stroking my face. "Nothing going to happen to the babies, okay? Deep breaths. In. Out. In. Out," she laughed.
"I panicked. Geez, give me a break. I thought I hurt you really bad or something," I apologized.
"I love you Bella. You really are the best thing that has ever happened to this family," Terra chuckled before pulling Angel away into the living room, where the bloodsuckers were.
"Okay, look, I get it, okay? I know that their presence here is messing with your temper right now, but calm the fuck down. I'm not going anywhere. I'm pregnant with your kids. And I plan to keep it that way, got it?" she said, finally putting my straight. I nodded, not being able to form words. "I love you. Don't let what anyone else says ever make you forget that," she assured me.
"Damn it, why do you always have to be right?" I whined. Not that I'm complaining.
"Because I'm the smarter one in this relationship," she grinned, before scurrying away into the living room. Oh hell no…
I ran after her and she squealed as I picked her off of the floor. "Flame!" she shrieked, laughter overcoming her body. I nuzzled my nose against hers and breathed in her scent.
"Maybe, but I'm the man in this relationship and don't you ever forget that," I whispered. Her body shivered deliciously under me and I just wanted to take her –
"Ahem," Nixie fake coughed. Right, meeting with the leeches. Can't wait for that!
Bella pushed me off of her and landed soundlessly on the floor. Her face was flushed red with embarrassment and I couldn't help but grin with pride. Looking around the room, I saw the seven leeches watching us with jealousy in their eyes. Ha ha ha ha ha, we have Bella and you do-on't, I sang in my head.
"You are so immature," Bella smacked my chest.
"What?" I asked naively. She laughed and shook her head.
"So? What are you doing here?" she asked the bloodsuckers casually.
The fuckers seemed to be taken back by the way she spoke to them, considering that the last time, she was about ready to pull off their heads in anger.
The head leader coughed a bit. Oh for goodness sakes', you're a fucking vampire. You don't need to cough. Bella bit her lip to try to conceal a smile and I crossed my eyes, making her bite her lip harder in concentration, to keep herself from laughing.
"We have caught sight of Victoria," the leader started off, "she's making an army."
"An army of what? Sparkly monsters?" Nyte commented, causing the whole family to laugh, including me, which if you didn't know, is shocking. It's times like these when I'm glad he's my brother. Most of the other times, he's just plain fucking stupid.
The Cullens apparently didn't find it funny, for their hopeful expressions now turned into scowls.
"An army of newborns," the blonde, military looking vampire managed to grit out. "We've seen twenty of them, at least, twenty-one if you count Victoria, but we can imagine that the numbers will be much larger as the time passes," he explained, his anger dissolved.
"Well, that isn't fair," Dimitri fake whined.
"There will be fifty of them and only twelve of us. Whatever shall we do?" Ritz said sarcastically.
The main asshole in the fucking coven apparently had had enough because he stood up and barred his teeth at Dimitri and Ritz. That asshole. Our whole family crouched down and growled back at him.
"Do you think this is funny? Is Bella's safety just not that important to you?" he hissed. What a freaking hypocrite! Has he forgotten what he's done to Bella already?
Instantly, vines and branches from the tree in our house restrained his arms and legs, not allowing him to move at all. This caused the rest of his so called family to growl back at us.
"Stay back," both Bella and Terra hissed. Obviously, it had been the both of them who tied him up. Since there were two of them, the strength of the vines were twice as strong, strong enough to restrain a powerful - pshh, powerful, yeah right - bloodsucker.
"Wait a damn minute," Nyte interrupted, slightly lightening up the tension, "where the hell is Xen?"
"And Zephy?" Dimitri added, worried for his mate.
"We're here," we heard both of their voice announce. I caught a scent in the air and groaned.
Great, the wolves are here. Join the party!
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I finally decided to write a chapter in someone else's POV other than Bella's and I thought that Flame's mind was the best place to be! And look at how well this chapter turned out to be :D
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