Miko: hi guys, Miko here! This is the second chapter to Behind the scenes.
Chiko: thanks for your reviews, they're what keep me pumped! I got a couple of reviews saying that they can't see Gwen as slutty, or Courtney really dumb, so I might work on those characters. If you want to suggest something, I won't mind.
Miko: Keep in mind that they have to be completely different from the people they 'act' as.
Chiko: and thanks to those people who thought that Bridgette could play the diva! I'm so happy that you guys can see that ^_^ I have character ideas already for Duncan and Heather (you might know how Duncan's gonna be like from the first chapter), and sorta know how DJ is going to act.
Miko: A couple of people wanted Geoff to be a nerd, so I'm working on that! that might be the reason why he's such a bad kisser XD. I want ideas for Lindsay, Leshawna and Izzy, especially Izzy. She's kind of crazy in the show, which would make her a very calm and preserved character off camera, but that might be a bit too boring, I don't know. This chapter is dedicated to Beth! Anywho, time for the disclaimer
Chiko: disclaimer-iwuvpenguins101 does not, in anyway, own TD. Hence the term disclaimer. Duh!
Enjoy :)
Beth got out of her trailer and noticed the bright sun's rays in her eyes. Squinting, she put on her sunglasses and then smiled. Today was going to be great, she was required on set to practice a scene and she was going to be, well, amazing as usual.
She sashayed through the garden where the boys were talking, but snesing her presence, they all turned to gape at her, and move out of the way to make a path for her. The narcissist smiled smugly. Just another day in the life of me, she thought. Boys worshipped her and girls wanted to be her. Life couldn't be more perfect. If only there were more me's, then the world would be a better place.
Beth took out her compact mirror to gaze at herself lovingly. "Why hello, gorgeous," she said and blew herself a kiss. Her reflection smiled back and Beth beamed, before tripping over somebody and landing face first onto the ground.
"Who was the idiot who tripped me up!" she yelled as she stood up and brushed herself off.
Duncan got up from the floor, "I'm so sorry, I-"
The girl held her hand up to silence him as she checked her reflection. Her eyes opened in horror as she saw a light trickled of blood from her lip. "Can you explain this!" she yelled, pointing at it. "Do you know what God must've had to go through to make somebody as beautiful as moi? And now you completely jeopardised his work! A face this sexy doesn't just form over night you know!"
"I'm sorry," Duncan apologised again. "But you were heading straight for a flower and you could've stepped on it. Think of how it would've felt; the pain and suffering it would have to go through."
Beth was taken aback. To think that this...person thought that a flower was more important than her? What happened to logic in this world?
She glared at him hatefully. She'd have to watch out for him, get him to see that she was the most beautiful being that ever set foot on the earth. "I'll get through to you," she muttered and spun back around, only to see that the boys had formed a circle around the two of them. "Make room!" she yelled and they immediately fell back so she could go through.
Said narcissist carried on walking until she was on set where she saw the director and Bridgette talking. The blonde diva turned to look at her. "You're late."
"Fashionably late," Beth corrected. "Let's get this over with, I have a trip to the spa that I can't miss."
Bridgette muttered something about dumbass late people before the director yelled, "Okay people, come on! Places! And action!"
"I'm telling you, Bridgette, Riley is the most perfect person in the whole world!" Beth said. Her character had an 'imaginary' boyfriend, Riley, though she knew no boy could handle her looks.
Bridgette's eyebrow went up. "Are you sure he's even real Beth?"
Beth immediately changed her face to one of sadness. "You don't believe me either? Bridgette I thought we were friends." Another perfect line! Why wasn't she acting along Tom Cruise yet?
The blonde diva looked at the narcissist then groaned in frustration. "I can't work like this! Cut! And could somebody get me an ice latte!" she yelled to the production crew.
The director threw his hands up. "Again, Bridgette? What's wrong this time?"
She pointed at Beth. "She is what's wrong! Can't my character associate with at least one awesome character? I mean, I'm dating a terrible kisser and my friend is Goth! And she, is playing some weird nerd girl with an imaginary boyfriend!" Bridgette sighed. "Come on! None of these people have a life. And where the hell is that latte I asked for twenty seconds ago!"
"Here you are, Miss Bridgette," one of the assistants said as he gave her the drink.
Beth watched as Bridgette took a sip and practically gagged. "What the hell is this?"
"It's a latte, one and a half sugars," he mumbled, not daring to make eye contact with her.
"One and a half sugars?" Bridgette asked in utter disgust. "What're you trying to do, kill me? You know I like it with one and three quarter sugars, dumbass!"
The assistant carried on staring at the floor. "There're no spoons that measure three quarters."
"Then find one!" Bridgette yelled.
He whimpered and left and Beth shook her head. It was people like that that made the world ugly. "At least I'm beautiful," she said to herself as she looked at herself in the mirror.
"I can't believe I'm working with her," Bridgette said to the director. "I mean, just look at her! She's so damn, infatuated with herself. She'd totally do herself if she could. I'm surrounded by idiots!"
Beth took offence to that as she snapped her compact shut. "Bridgette, if you can't handle the heat then leave the kitchen," she said frankly. "Face it, I'm hot and you're not."
Bridgette laughed dryly. "Seriously? That's what you think? I mean, how many mirrors have bought the last month because they keep cracking?"
Beth flipped her hair huffily . "If they do crack, it's because they can't handle such beauty." She turned and looked at the director, "Obviously, if I'm not wanted here right now, I don't need to stay, isn't that right? It's gonna take a while for that assistant to find a spoon that measures three quarters," she rolled her eyes at Bridgette. "I'll be in my trailer if you need me."
"Staring at yourself, no doubt," Bridgette muttered.
Miko: soooo, how was it? Like it? Hate it?
Chiko: and do you see Beth as a narcissist? If not, then how could you see Beth as? Tell me through your reviews or PM me.
Miko: iwuvpenguins101 is open to all ideas! No idea is too stupid. We're looking for 'no way that couple will EVER get together' pairings. Even if it's as ridiculous as Heather and Cody.
Chiko: Review! But no flames please, just constructive criticism like the way Kosmic reviewed. They gave me their honest opinion about Gwen and Courtney and I totally respect that. I don't want any 'you're such a bad writer so go screw youself' crap. I don't tolerate that
Miko: Who would you like me to feature in the next chappie? Nobody told me for this one, so I just did Beth and Bridgette, because everybody could see Bridgette as a diva.
Chiko: and how about Duncan? I nearly forgot to ask you about him. Do you like his character? Was it too much for you or do you want me to completely overboard with his character? Tell me in reviews
Miko and chiko are out. Peace :)