"Come in," said Sephiroth, laughing sensuously at his innuendo.

Cloud entered the room. Sephiroth had lit black candles everywhere, and as Cloud entered, the General dimmed the lights.

"Take a seat," said Sephiroth, gesturing to a chair in front of his desk. As Cloud sat down nervously, Sephiroth went to the door and locked it. Cloud felt his heart flutter in his chest. Hearing a zip, Cloud whipped his head around; Sephiroth was removing his cape! Cloud felt something underneath him, and looked down- black rose petals. Trying to calm his pounding heart, he took deep breaths, looking at Sephiroth's desk. On it there were several jars: honey, jam, vaseline, chocolate spread, shampoo... Cloud bit his lip

"Um..." He was starting to wonder if it might be better to run away after all. He looked around helplessly- there were no windows. No way to escape.

"Relax," growled Sephiroth, his breathing ragged. As he removed his chest straps, he started to stroke his chest in anticipation. "Have a potato." He gestured to the still-unfinished potatoes on his desk.

Cloud nodded numbly. He picked up two potatoes, hoping that a little food in his stomach might help to calm his nerves.

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Zack stormed up the corridor, heading toward Sephiroth's office. He'd worked himself into a furry. He was going to settle this, once and for all.

His sword was heavy as a tombstone in his hand.

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Genesis headed up to the room where the board of Directors were. His whole body was on fire. If he didn't find Scarlet soon, he was going to explode. And Genesis did not want to blow up before Scarlet could blow him.

Genesis reached the board of director's door, and then suddenly he heard a voice on the other side that was like satin and velvet and molten chocolate pouring over the body of a naked pornstar.

Scarlet.

Genesis thrust open the door flamboyantly, dashing into the room.

"Stop!" shouted voices, but Genesis didn't listen. Scarlet was there, metres away, in her red dress with the slit at the side that exposed her peachy, creamy thighs to all who wanted to look. Genesis wanted to do more than look. He wanted to touch her, make her moan. He gasped at her plunging neckline exposing her ample, heaving bosom.

"Scarlet," he croaked, almost paralysed by lust, but still managing to run towards her like a whirlwind. His legs felt weak, drained of energy and yet they also felt electric. His blood pumped like his heart was doing eighty kilometres an hour, faster, faster- he had reached her, he was a foot away, he was reaching out to touch, to touch-

"No," said a cold voice, and then something hard hit Genesis on the head. Everything went black.

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Cloud slid the potatoes into his hot, wet mouth.

Once more, immediately, the love potion swirled around his unknowing system. Cloud felt himself relax. A small part of his mind panicked- he didn't want to relax! Why was he relaxing? Behind him, Sephiroth was groaning now, and the sound of a zip told Cloud that the masamune on the table wasn't the only one of the General's swords that was now on display.

No... thought Cloud, but when he tried to speak, the word that came out of his mouth was: "Yes..."