Ranma: evolution: What necrophilia means to me Episode 100795

by dogbertcarroll

Wanda watched the chaos with a little amusement and a lot of anger. She had been peacefully enjoying…. sleeping. Quite happy sleeping wrapped up in his… her blankets. Nice warm and comfy blankets. She had never felt blankets that solid before!

Then these 'people' had to ruin it!

Pyro and Colossus decided discretion was the better part of valor and fled the scene.

While subduing Frost was a job they felt qualified for, despite the fact that they had been fighting her for over an hour and had done nothing but add to the damage total, facing Wanda while she was walking six inches off the ground and glowing with power was something else entirely.

Gambit had yet to notice the pissed off witch behind him and was gleefully whacking Sabertooth with his staff, missing Frost completely. The fact that Sabertooth had already ripped the door off his quarters, and completely trashed his room fighting Frost, was surely just a coincidence.

Sabertooth was covered in cuts and bruises, desperately trying to evict Frost from his clothes.

Frost meanwhile was somewhere in Sabertooth's pants and could only be seen as a rapidly moving bulge. The speed she moved at and the amount of damage she had done over the last hour had him in a state of understandable panic. This was one area where he had never tested his healing abilities, and had no intentions of trying, ever.

As the air began to feel heavy, like just before a storm, Gambit and Sabertooth slowly turned towards the angry young women. Frost's eyes even peeked out through the zipper of his pants curiously.

Ranma paused outside the medical bay as the floor shook. Shrugging it off as not being his problem he set off to find Magneto's room. From the looks of things she wouldn't be needing it any time soon. Yawning widely he covered his mouth and paused, sniffing his hand.

Wanda smiled grimly. She felt the warm glow you usually get when you blow up someone you really don't like. As the glow seemed to shift south of it's usual spot she decided she might have enjoyed this a little too much.

Ranma paced back and forth in Magneto's bedroom, his mind dwelling on recent events.

He knew that others had different standards of what constituted perversion, so depending on where you were different things were perverted. For instance, from his time spent with Wanda it appeared that doing something on accident wasn't perverted. While if he had been with Akane it would have been perverted enough to make Happosai shed a tear of joy that his 'heir' was following in his footsteps. Right?

Ranma paused for a moment and noticed he was sucking on one of his fingers again. 'Arrrgghhhh! I really am a pervert!' Heading for the bathroom he decided that a nice cold shower was just what the doctor ordered.

Finding a nice warm glow encompass her, along with thoughts of Ranma, she mentally shook it off and started questioning Gambit again.

"So you're saying Ranma was kidnapped, brought here and then got eaten by sharks?"

"Exactly. Sabertooth saw the whole thing. Blood, water, bits of stuff floating."

Wanda winced. OK, that did explain quite a few things. It followed what she had caught from Ranma and explained why all she could sense was life energy. He was dead. That thought was actually painful, but it fit.

He had died a violent death here. He was a disembodied spirit. That's why when she reached out he had vanished. The rest must have been a dream. He was just looking for some comfort before he passed over and being the only person not involved in his death he had been drawn to her.

Feeling a bit depressed over the whole mess she decided to get some more sleep and contact Agatha before dealing with this. The hollow feeling in the pit of her stomach was just sympathy for a poor lost soul. It couldn't have been because she had just lost someone she seemed to connect with before she even had the chance to know him. Right?

Wanda finds herself unable to sleep in her bed and looks for somewhere
else to sleep.

But notices she's wearing someone else's shirt. Why is there a chunk
missing from it? Is that blood on it?

Magneto the ?Mistress? of Magnetism awakes.

What Nodoka has been up to.

Something Else!!!

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Ranma: evolution: Pop Quiz! Episode 100831

by dogbertcarroll

She had tried to go back to sleep in her room, but the draft from the missing door and not having Ranma there to keep her warm…. enough blankets to keep warm she had finally gotten up and decided to see if Agatha had some ideas on what was going on.

Wanda had called Agatha, or rather she had tried to call Agatha. The old bat had a lot on the ball and had an answering machine message ready to deal with the problem. Sort of….

"This is the home of Agatha Harkness. I'm not in right now so if you leave your name and number I will get back to you when I return. Unless of course you are my no account student Wanda, in which case I would suggest you look through your notes. I did tell you that you were going to be tested on everything that you had learned last week and that you had better take good notes. All life is a test and this week is an important one. Bye."

Last weeks lessons had covered magic and the supernatural in the Far East, Mainly concentrating on the various forms of the undead with side notes on Chi Sorcerers and High Level Martial Artists. Thankfully she had taken great notes on the undead. Notes on Chi Sorcerers and High Level Martial Artists would be pretty useless in this situation.

Rumble

'Must be storming pretty badly outside.'

Flipping through her note book to the appropriate section, she had quickly skimmed through.

'Jikininki, Asian Ghoul… hunched bodies are covered in blisters, abrasions, scars, infections and almost completely devoid of hair. Nope.'

'Hopping Vampires … the Mandarin-clad guys, who are so stiff in death that they can only hop. These undead are blind, and home in on their prey's breath. He was stiff... But not like that.'

'Asian vampires need to drink blood to get a har… nope. Definitely not a vampire.'

'Shi-ryo… doesn't realize they are undead. Nope, he mentioned his death so that's not it.'

'Kuang Shi… like a golem… no paper. Scratch that.'

'Youma… sucks energy, female and rather silly looking, usually followed by magic girls almost as silly looking. Nope.'

'I need something that can become incorporeal. Something like ghosts, but that can materialize.'

'Bake-Neko, ghost cat… Currently held by the Ghostbusters. Nope.'

Most Asian ghosts fall under either standard categories, as in the west or belong to the name rank section. Meaning they have powers and abilities that varies from individual to individual. Dealing with them is a unique experience, just as they are themselves. The most important aspect of dealing with a unique spirit is research. The more you know abought them the better able to deal with them you will be.

'Great. Just… great. Well I suppose I can always ask him abought himself if I get to see him again.'

'I can't sleep here. Dad is still in the infirmary so his bed should be open.'

Wanda crawls into bed with Ranma again.

The Acolytes discuss what happened.

Magneto the ?Mistress? of Magnetism awakes.

What Nodoka has been up to.

Squirrels stole my option! (In other words, It gets nutty!)

Something Else.

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