Ranma: evolution: Always look for someone who can make you laugh. Episode 103731

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"Well for one thing I heard someone scream and then when I tried to wake you… you sort of pulled me real close and something got inserted."

"Oh yeah, I kinda forgot."

"You forgot?" Wanda was stunned.

"Well, you were upset and that seemed more important."

Wanda gave him a quick squeeze. "You're getting a big kiss for that answer."

"I said the right thing?" Ranma was completely lost at this point.

"Well most boys only care abought one thing."

"Sparring?" Ranma asked hopefully.

Wanda began to giggle.

"Ahhh! No giggling!" Ranma was panting and sweat was beading on his forehead.

"What's wrong?" Wanda froze in place, all good humor gone as she worried abought his strange reaction.

"When you giggle… things move."

"And?"

"Well… I've never… and the feelings are so… How do I put this?" Ranma had relaxed a little, but still seemed really tense.

"Abought ready to 'Pop your cookies?', 'Shoot the Moon?', 'Drive Mrs. Daisy?', 'Score one in the hole?', 'Find Atlantis?'.

Ranma stopped laughing when he noticed Wanda starting to pant.

"Are you ok?"

"Yes, but I think I know what you mean now. I was just trying to relax you a little and take your mind off it, but… wow!"

"Yeah."

Everything got quiet as they calmed down a little.

"Umm. Let me start over."

Wanda explains.

Let's look in on...

...Magneta!

...Nerima!

...Someone else.

...Something else!

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Ranma: evolution: Explanations, at least in part. Episode 103732

by dogbertcarroll

"I heard a scream, so I tried to wake you up."

"Ya think it was that one chick who was actin' like a c.., like a caa…caaaat?"

Wanda looked at him curiously. 'What was that all abought?'

Ranma winced and looked a little ashamed. "I have a problem dealing with c... those animals. Doc said it was an extreme phobic reaction."

Wanda shivered and leaned into him, hugging him a little tighter. "I have the same problem with being locked up in dark places. Everyone's got something that sets them off."

Feeling a little embarrassed about having told her, but strangely comforted he tried to steer the conversation back on track. "So do you know who it sounded like?"

"I'd almost say my father, but it was a bit too high pitched."

"Oh." Ranma's face suddenly cleared of confusion and began to look a little guilty.

"What?" Wanda looked into his eyes, wondering why he was getting nervous.

"Uh, well…" Ranma met her eyes with a fair amount of guilt plain on his face.

"You turned my father into a woman?!?!"

Staring into the shocked eyes of the girl on top of him he had to admit 'Man she's good. It would've taken Nabiki at least five guesses to get that one right.'

"Please tell me it's temporary." Wanda begged.

"Yep. Give him abought a week and then splash him with some hot water and he'll be fine. Trust me I wouldn't wish having someone's sex changed permanently on anyone."

"Great. Now we only have one problem to deal with."

"OK, what is it?"

Wanda wiggled a little and Ranma found himself panting again.

"Gotcha." 'She understood my problem with… those animals, maybe she'll understand this too?'

"If I didn't know any better, I'd swear it was getting bigger."

Ranma's nervous attempts at whistling did not go unnoticed.

"It gets bigger?"

"Well…"

"How much bigger?"

"Feels like abought a quarter more left to grow."

"So that's what Sue meant!"

"What?"

"Not important. We have to do something about this quickly."

"Well, if we had a little bit of cold water I could fix this no problem."

Let's look in on...

Nodoka!

Magneta Mistress of Magnetism!

Stick with the happy couple!

SE!

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