Rock Chapter
Episode 1: Flight beats Fight!
Since drinking and driving hasn't been put in the law books yet I was half drunk while driving down the dirt road leaving Pallet Town. Sitting in my passenger's seat was Hitmonlee whom was also alittle tipsy from the old oil. I could still drive pretty good though, we both enjoyed the breeze of a low emerald green valley of tall grass.
"Let's get all of the badges and beat down the Elite Four from the Indigo Plateau Conference." I said holding up a finger triumphantly, Hitmonlee raised a fist too. We were smooth sailing down the dirt road, after passing a hill I could see on the horizon Viridian City. It was the very first city I'd seen outside of Pallet and...of course not on television.
Viridian was a city consisting of a lot of different roads and lights. There were huge exhaust fumes filtering out into the sky giving the city a dark oily feel even when I hadn't even reached the place yet. Suddenly a black blur appeared flying down in the dirt road just infront of my car, it looked like a bird.
O.O-Hitmonlee "HITMON!"
O.o-Me "GOOD GAWD!"
I tried to turn but the car swerved around and the back end slapped the black bird sending it flying off. SKIRRRRRRRRRR! The black convertible came to a stop with dust from the dirt road kicked up. "Is it dead?" I said looking at Hitmonlee. We both got out of the car and tip toed around the back to see what we'd hit, afew feet away was a black bird with red wings and stubby beak.
It laid on it's back motionless, it's eyes rolled to the back of it's head and it's beak wide open with blood dripping from it's mouth.
"Uh...oh..." Me and Hitmonlee slowly turned to look at eachother.
I pulled out my Pokedex and let it scan the creature, well since it's dead I can't catch it. Might as well figure out what the hell it is atleast. POKEDEX: Spearow; a small Normal/Flying-type Bird Pokémon with short wings and a stubby beak. It is noted for being frail. It eats insects in grassy areas by flushing them out with its wings, and plucking at them with its beak.
"Wanna bury him?" I asked.
Hitmonlee shook his head 'no'. "Hitmonlee..." He said like he always did.
"Wanna run over em again?" I asked with a shrug.
Hitmonlee shook his head 'yes' really fast more like a 'hell yeah'.
We both dashed for the car and leaped in, I grabbed the wheel pulled the stick into reverse until I got a good ways back for speed. Me and Hitmonlee strapped in like we were going to make one seriously cool jump, then all at once I pulled the stick into Drive and pressed the gas pushing the peddle down to the metal. SKIRRRRRRRRRRRRR! The convertible's speed picked up pretty fast and we were zooming in no time flat.
As we were coming up on the Spearow laying dead in the middle of the road, suddenly a flash of white light appeared before us. The Spearow's body began glowing and suddenly when the light had faded, it morphed into a huge bird with wings that spanned the size of the car we were in.
O.o-Me "WHAT THE HELL!"
o.O-Hitmonlee "HITMON!"
Suddenly the bird spotted us and came flying with eyes blood shot with fury. But the car was going too fast to just break speed, I switched it into second gear and kept speeding towards the giant bird. My PokeDex beeped in the comforter beside me beginning it's analysis of the evolved Spearow. POKEDEX: Fearow, It has a large wingspan, an elongated neck, and a thin, long beak: all characteristics being a radical departure from its short-winged, stubby-beaked pre-evolved form, Spearow.
"Noway that thing just evolved after we hit it. Awesome! Since it's not dead lets catch it!" I said and Hitmonlee nodded.
I drove off the side of the road as the Fearow flew past me and down the street, it curled up into the air then swooped back down to fly at us again. By this time I'd parked the car and hopped out with Hitmonlee at my side. "Man that thing looks pissed...but then again we did hit him with a car."
"KAAAAAAAAA!" The Fearow cocked as it flew towards us with it's long beak pointed like a spear at us.
"Hitmonlee: Blaze Kick!" Hitmonlee hopped onto one leg then began his radical spinning until his right foot which is what he stood on, burst into flame from friction alone. The Fearow was close now, Hitmonlee flipped into the air and spun in a front flip dropping his flaming heel down on the Fearow but the flying bird was ready. It swung it's wing up slapped Hitmonlee out of the air and sending him crashing into the dirt. POW!
Hitmonlee landed on it's back but before he could jump up and try to stand, the Fearow was on him thrusting it's head down at the Hitmonlee and peaking him several times drawing blood. The Fearow was thrusting it's beak down at Himonlee so fast it looked like it suddenly grew several heads like a hydra.
I looked around for abit until I spotted a rock about the size of a softball, I picked it up and chucked it at the Fearow and it clocked him over the head. "ACCCCKKKK!" It shrieked and flapped it's wings away from Hitmonlee whom laid in a pool of his own blood. "Hitmonlee!" I called my fighting pokemon stood to his feet panting with blood rippling and dripping down the front of it's chest.
The Fearow tried to fly up high away from us but it's right wing flapped weirdly, it wouldn't allow it to fly too high. He must have gotten the broken wing when we hit him with the car. "Hitmonlee: High Jump Kick and aim for the Fearow's wight...errr right wing...gawd tongue twister!"
"HITMOOOOON..." Hitmonlee leaped into the air using it's spring feet for extra ups and flew high, he burst into a ball of orange aura then shot down to the Fearow like a meteor with it's foot extended using the last of it's strength for this attack. The Fear tried to flap away but it was too late, Hitmonlee crashed into Fearow's right side. CRAAACK! The sound of it's bone break again was loud and made me cringe.
I stood to my side like a baseball pitcher as Fearow slowly descended to the ground shrieking in pain. With an Ultra Ball gripped in my right hand I lifted my left foot off the ground then threw it over hand at the Fearow, the eye of the pokeball hit the Fearow over the head and opened sucking the Fearow inside.
The pokeball dropped to the ground and rolled abit but the Fearow couldn't resist long before it ceased.
"HELL YEAH!" I did a fist pump but Hitmonlee dropped, he fell on his face unconscious and still bleeding. "Holy shit!" I held up the pokeball and bid for him to return, through a crimson red light it drew him back in and I quickly hopped into my car. With that I pressed on the gas and drove down to Viridian City.
At the Viridian Pokemon Center...
T.T-Me "So like do you guys heal my pokemon for free or...do I have to paaaaay?"
The nurse looked at me with her head cocked to the side. "New huh? Well normally you pay about 200pokedollars for the healing of all your pokemon." She replied holding a hand out to me. "But since you're new the first healing will be on the house." She turned around and pulled out a rack with slots for my pokeballs in them, I placed two of my pokeballs in the slots and she took them with a smile and a nod. The Pokemon Nurse, she called herself Nurse Joy. She was really hot.
But I knew better than to cheat on Yumi.
Nurse Joy handed the racks to a pokemon standing behind the line next to a machine where there were more slots. I shuffled my pockets for my Pokedex to try and figure out what this pink pokemon was, it was helping the nurse hook my pokemon up to a machine where it began covering the pokeballs in a colorful healing light.
"That pokemon is called Chansey, you see them a lot around Pokemon center's and very rarely in battle." An informative voice came from behind.
I rubbed my chin and turned around seeing a girl standing beside me to my right. She looked really weird, She had straight black hair down to her mid back, chocolate eyes, typical dark tanned skin complexion, tribal like markings up both of her arms and she wore a blue and white sari which covered her whole body but leaves her arms uncovered, multiple gold braclets on her right hand and well as a small gold necklace and pendant.
"Looks like the freak show is in town." I laughed alittle bit, I didn't even care if she heard me.
"Well that was almost just sad." She shook her head with a shrug. "Wait I shouldn't speak or be near you...I don't want to catch your stupid." She coldly took one huge step to the side and slid away from me.
"Whatever Ms. 'Dances with the Staryu'. " I shrugged. With that Nurse Joy came back with my tray of Pokemon and I took the tray, grabbing both Pokeballs and unleashing the two pokemon inside. "Hitmonlee, Fearow c'mon out dudes!" Hitmonlee and Fearow both appeared from flashes of white light in the Pokemon Center Lobby.
"Hitmon!" Hitmonlee crossed his arms and nodded his head.
Fearow cocked and wagged his beak. "Kaaaaaa!"
"You guys feelin' better, sorry for hitting you with my car Fearow. Let's be buds and kick the shit out of the Pokemon League together." I said and with that Fearow nodded at me. "Shwingo!" I did a fist pump.
"YOU BOY!"
"Huh?" Me, Hitmonlee and Fearow said all the same time.
It was the girl with the tribal markings on her arms again. She pointed at me accusingly. "Your Hitmonlee! I wish to breed it! GIVE HIM TO ME AT ONCE!" She screamed aloud. This got the other trainers and pedestrians in the Pokemon Center to stand or stare at us. Suddenly someone screamed out. "Is that Kali Nayyar!"
"It is her!"
"It's Kali, the great pokemon breeding prodigy!"
"Pokemon breeder?" I said looking down at my two pokemon, as if they'd know. They looked as confused as me.
"Your Hitmonlee has such a glow about it, I wish to breed him and create one of the race of perfect Pokemon!" She elegantly dancing around. "I cannot help it, it's the natural Breeder in me that wishes to exploit such a magnificent creature! COME ON IDIOT GIVE ME YOUR HITMONLEE!" She stopped and pointed at me again.
T.T-Me, Fearow and Hitmonlee "..."
O.o-Kali "Well peasant boy?"
Without saying a word the three of us walked out of the Pokemon Center leaving her standing there like a statue. "So you guys want as hungry as I am?" I asked Hitmonlee and Fearow. The moment we pressed the door open Kali was there standing in the parking lot of the Pokemon Center with her arms crossed.
O.o-Me "Whoa how the hell did you get out here?"
She was holding up a pokeball spinning on her right index finger. "My Alakazam knows Teleport. A technique a peasant boy such as yourself will never learn. GIVE ME YOUR HITMONLEE!"
"No. Now leave me the hell alone."
"Here's an idea." She raised a finger. "A pokemon battle...let's have a pokemon battle to settle this. The winner gets your HITMONLEE!"
T.T-Me "But I only have two pokemon."
"Fine then. I'll only use two pokemon."
I rubbed my chin and then grinned. "Sure...I'll battle ya, but if I win. You give me one of your...so called Perfect Pokemon."
"There's no way I would lose to an inferior being such as yourself but...why not if you defeat me. I'll give you one of my elegantly perfect children. Any man that's strong enough to defeat one of my Perfect's is worthy of possessing one I always say." Kali said in another elegant dance.
"You're weird." I said with a straight. "Kinda gross too."
Author's Note: Rodney after healing his pokemon is going into battle against the Breeder Prodigy Kali Nayyar, kind of out of his league for this one isn't he?