Ranma: evolution: Unsettling Revelations Episode 120979
by dogbertcarroll
"Mom?" Wanda asked gently, trying desperately not to giggle.
"Y-y-yes dear?" Magneto answered, through the rather large hole her daughter had created in her cocoon.
"I was going to tell you this last year, but I decided you weren't mature enough to know yet, however I think you're old enough to know now."
"W-what would that be dear?" Magneto braced herself for an uncomfortable revelation about her daughter's sex life.
There was a brief moment of silence before Wanda answered.
"I'm adopted."
"What?! When did this happen? Why didn't you tell me?" Shock was apparent in Magneto's voice.
"I didn't think you were adult enough to handle it, but lately you've been showing signs of maturity so I thought it best I told you."
"I-I-I…."
Patting the metal egg gently Wanda asked, "Would you like a little time alone to deal with it?"
Regaining control over her vocal cords with an effort Magneto replied, "Yes… I think that's best."
Wanda nodded and gave the egg one last pat, "I'll be available if you want to talk later Mom."
Walking out of Magneto's room, she closed the door and began sprinting down the hall desperately trying to hold in her laughter till she was out of hearing range.
Bumping into Ranma, coming out of the medical bay, she lost it and started laughing.
Ranma stopped wiping his hands on a paper towel, as Wanda clung to him.
"What's so funny?"
"I just … convinced … my 'mom' … that I was … adopted!" Panting and wiping her eyes Wanda caught her breath.
Ranma grinned, "That was a good one, but I've got a better one."
"What?"
"Check out the bed in there."
Wanda opened the door and peeked in. "You broke The White Queen's arm?" She asked, a bit upset.
"Nah, I fixed it. The Tin Man stepped on her going through a wall. Check out the other bed."
"I don't see anything."
Ranma smirked, "Get real close, but don't wake him."
Wanda tiptoed into the medical bay, only to return a moment later stunned. "Who?"
"Sabertooth."
Color returned to her face, along with a cheek splitting grin. "Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy."
Ranma snickered, "Just like ole' Bucket Head, he'll return physically to normal in about a week. The dye takes a couple of weeks to wear off tho' and the mental effects may take months."
"Mental effects?"
"A minor adjustment to his vocabulary."
"You mean?"
"Yep. Rather fitting isn't it?"
Wanda just laughed.
Ranma tucked the blue stained paper towel into a pocket and posed with his hands on his hips. "Who's the man?"
Wanda wrapped her arms around him, "That would be you, for a couple of hours more at least. We need you female and dressed appropriately for dinner for the next phase."
Ranma smiled as he held her close, "I also have a little surprise involving the underdressed chick and your mom if all goes well."
"Really? What?"
"It's a surprise."
Wanda smiled and snuggled deeper into his arms, "Busy?"
Ranma shrugged off his rapidly fading fear of girls, "I got time."
"Good, I want to give you the tour."
Releasing him, she grabbed his hand and led him off down the hall.
Magneto stopped banging her head on her desk and exclaimed, "She can't be adopted! I did the blood tests myself!"
Rubbing her temples, she wondered if there was any Midol in the med bay.
Let's look in on…
Magneto and her quest for Midol!
Ranma's Mom.
The X-men! They have to show up in this thread sooner or later.
Quicksilver coming to visit.
An Acolyte or two.
SE!
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Ranma: evolution: Episode XVIIVXY: A promise of no Jar-Jar! Episode 121146
by dogbertcarroll
"And here is the Motor Pool." Wanda gestured to the garage; a large storage bay filled with a variety of vehicles.
Ranma nodded. "Japanese cars are a lot smaller. Some of the ones in here look like they'd hurt if they hit you."
"Hit you?" Wanda tilted her head to the side and gave Ranma a quick once over, to see if he had suddenly gained Colossus size and stature in the last few minutes.
Ranma grinned. "The cars in Japan are a lot smaller and lighter then the ones here and we martial artists tend to play in the streets a lot. The last time I got injured from a vehicle was when me and Ryoga were sparring and I met the 915 from Juuban. I'm not really sure if that counts tho' cause the bus was parked. Actually come to think of it your pop hit me with a dump truck and that was like getting hit by Ryoga, but I don't really consider a dump truck a vehicle, it's more along the lines of construction equipment."
"How tough are you?"
"Not quite as tough as the metal guy. He takes a hit better then Ryoga. He might actually be a bit stronger then him too. I'm not really sure. I make it a habit not to stand around and let people hit me to gauge their strength."
"The metal guy is called Colossus. His real name's Peter. He's a nice guy, but Bucket Head," She snickered a bit "saved a couple of members of his family and keeps them safe. So he owes Dad for saving his family and they're basically hostages to his good behavior."
Ranma winced. "I know how that feels. Remind me to give your Mom a wedgie later."
"Will do. So who's Ryoga?"
"Well back in Nerima…"
Magneto rubbed her temples, as she absently reformed debris into steel plates and piping repairing her room. 'I wonder if we have any Midol in the med bay.'
With a wave of her hand she flipped her bed on it's side and watched the water logged mattress and bedding drain onto the floor. Drying may have been an option, but after what she had seen his daughter up to in her bed burning was definitely the way to go.
'I'll put Pyro on it and have Colossus replace the bedding.'
Feeling a bit more in control with her quarters in order and a plan of action in mind Magneto strode out of her quarters and into the slightly melted hall.
"What the hell's been going on?"
Grumbling to herself, Magneto began repairs on the hall.
Later that evening…
Gambit had relaxed pretty quickly as the spirit had failed to appear and wreak havoc upon him. Well… that and the fifth of Jack Daniels he'd downed while waiting had unwound him quite a bit. So much so in fact that he'd fallen asleep and didn't awake until the PA had come on announcing dinner.
Yawning, he wiped his eyes and headed for the dining room. A bit of grub was definitely in order. The view that awaited him in the dining room was a bit of a shock tho'.
It wasn't the fact that Magneto was still female (with an impressive rack) or the White Queen curled up in her lap feeding her, although she did look a bit nervous at the attention.
It wasn't the way Wanda and some girl were curled up similarly themselves. Wanda looked quite a bit happier at her situation them Magneto did.
It was the small figure on the table.
It was the small blue figure on the table.
"What the smurf are you starring at you smurfing idiot?"
It was the small blue figure on the table that looked like it was the life size model for the new 'Feral Smurf' doll, complete with standard white smurf outfit.
Dinner with the Acolytes.
The brotherhood's evening plans.
Meanwhile back at the dojo…
Something else!
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