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Sc/N: Greeting viewers and welcome to the first episode of The Adventures of Scion and Derek in Usagi's Gensokyo. Derek and I are very happy to have this chance to visit your world, and would like to thankyou for letting us in.
R/N: Is that so~?
U/N: Uhh... You may want to watch out, as she may be a bit... hungry...
R/N: That is so~!
U/N: Anywho, I'm very glad to be here, even if that seems a bit backwards. You'd be here, in my Gensokyo, and- you know what, I'm dropping that topic before I get a headache... Ohh, and you are very welcome!
Sc/N: Where well close to Gensokyo in a pocket dimension. No it not like Yukari's gaps! My pocket dimension is actually in void space and is completely customizable. You couldn't even tell the difference from the scenery in here to the one outside. Hahahaha.
De/N: Stop bragging and start the episode.
Sc/N: Fine. Any last words to the viewers you two?
R/N: Are you the kind of human I can eat...?
U/N: Do watch out for youkai~ Human flesh is just so tasty!
R/N: Isn't it? Eheh~
Sc/N: Please don't eat me. Maybe I can have Derek engineer clones, but for now thank you and enjoy the show.
De/N: Wait what?
Outside the world and outside reality itself in the Void of space time an entity of man wonders the nonexistence. He is accompanied by the entity of a strange massive, but formless network. In what could be described as darkness is lights, thousands of shining lights like the stars in space.] can be seen all around. The man looms over one such light. In his thoughts that sound like a calm voice, "Well Derek I think we found it, I haven't been in a world with these people yet. I look forward to meeting them, but dread that women.
He is by another voice, much more childlike sounding yet more serious,
"I sincerely hope you don't get yourself in serious trouble here. You can be so stupid the way you manage to piss the wrong people off."
"I am who I am. Now let's get started."
"There's a slim chance you will land directly there."
"Be more optimistic."
Back in the real world somewhere outside an abandoned Hakurei Shrine:
A small hole in reality forms in the air, the hole is black with a grey boarder and the size of a coin, but it slowly grows. Once it is about 3 feet in diameter out of the portal descends a dark figure. The figure crashes on the ground onto the ground below, then slowly stands up, and the dark fuzz fades into the figure, revealing a man. The man is fairly tall about 6 feet tall, with reddish brown hair and eyes. He is of slim build, and has pale skin. He where's a large grey trench coat, on the inside of the coat can be seen what looks like deep space. Under the coat, covering his chest is a white T shirt, and grey pants that match the coat. His attire is completed by a pair of black sandals on his feet. Not normal clothes, but where he was going he will probably fit right in. He holds up his right wrist where an empty watch with an open face was attached.
The hole in the sky starts to slowly descend and shrink. By the time it was in front of his face it had shrunk back to the size of a quarter. Out of the hole comes a small disk resembling a top that enters the top of the watch followed by the mysterious portal, and then closes the watch face over it. The watch face didn't have hands, but a small computer screen that lit up upon closing the watch. It ran stats that looked like start up protocols. As this goes on Scion approaches the Shrine looking it over. It seemed run down, and abandoned. Taking a deep breath then letting out a sigh he speaks for the first time, "Well Derek, it looks like we landed in the wrong place. I figured with her interference it would be impossible to land directly in Gensokyo." The watch finishes doing its checks, the last words on the screen being the word Derek. The voice of a calm almost bored sounding boy responds through the watch,
"I told you it was a slim chance. Well now we have to get in from here."
"Isn't there a chance it could collapse?"
"There is, but highly unlikely. Now let's hurry before someone interferes."
Scion gulps, "Right, he reaches into his coat and pulls out a disk similar to the one seen in the watch except the size of a Frisbee instead of a quarter, and hold it out in front of him where it floats of its own accord. He closes his eyes and concentrates. The disk starts to spin, the point facing away from him. It spins faster and faster until what looked like rainbow colors spun around it, all in a spiral leading towards the point. Then as the intensity increase a small hole starts to form on the end of the point. It starts of small thin gets bigger and bigger, and when it was a foot big you could see through the hole. On the other side was the Hakurei Shrine still a bit run down, but it was the one he sought. As the portal grew so did the intensity of colors flows around it, like a huge tornado with its own wind current winding its way along. When it reaches 5 feet in diameter, Scion jumps through the opening as quickly as he can. Upon reaching the other side he turns around, and calls the disk to the other side.
In response to him touching it, the disk slowly decelerates and the portal starts to shrink. By the time the disk stopped spinning the portal had closed. Scion grabs the disk and puts it back into his jacket, then turns around. He hadn't paid much attention to his surrounding this whole time, and wondered who or what could have been watching. His suspicion was answered almost immediately when the world almost instantly changed around him. Eyes were watching him. So many eyes, there is nothing around but a black void, and what had to be hundreds no, thousands of eyes. And every one of them is focused on him. However, the eyes hold no malice. They looked at him, as though he had a 'kick me' sign taped to his back. He immediately knew why, and dreaded the reason. The one person who could probably trump anything he tried had caught him, and only within seconds of arrival. From behind him, someone was clapping. Scion turns slowly towards the source of the clap. Sitting atop an open gap is Yukari.
He simply grins and speaks calmly, but a tad nervous, "Well hello there. You must be the infamous Yukari. Oh how I have hoped not to meet you so soon. I guess I should have come during the winter, and then my odds would have been much better. Well I should introduce myself. I'm Scion, and how my I help you today?" He gives her a big Wal-Mart smile. She ignores the fact he knows her name, and the winter comment.
She instead asked, "And what might be the reason for this intrusion~? I do hope that you mean no harm, or I might have to get a bit frisky~!" She had an amused look in her eyes, but there was also a sort of hunger within them. She couldn't help but think he looked a bit tasty in various ways.
Scion couldn't tell what she was thinking, but he wasn't sure he wanted to know. He takes the moment to look her over, or more accurately checks her out without meaning to. She seemed a bit different then he imagined. She wasn't as cold or serious as he thought she would be. Thinking about it, "Maybe I got lucky. Maybe she is nicer, then her predecessors." Taking a chance, he drops the smile and looks at her with his most serious stare, then speaks as clearly as he can, "I assure you that I mean no one here harm, but I will defend myself if needed. However, I can assure you. No what I may face I will not kill anyone no matter what the circumstance."
She watched him for a moment, her gaze heavy, and hard. The sheer pressure of her gaze was maddening. She finally lets up, and grins. "You'll do nicely for a bit of entertainment, if I do say so myself..." A fan falls from a gap, and she catches it in mid drop, opens it, and hides her grin. "Or maybe make for a good meal, if you can't do even that~ I am a bit... peckish." With a snap of her fan, the eyes around him all close, and the void fades. Yukari fades with it.
Scion finds himself back in Gensokyo. He lets out a big sigh of relief, but finds that his lungs are beginning to burn. The magic in the air was so dense, so heavy, that it burned his lungs just trying to breathe it. "This may take some getting used to." was all he could think. Scion holds up his wrist and talks to it, "Hey Derek! You think you can do something about this energy? Maybe store it for me if you would be so kind."
"That won't help the burning, but it would help your situation to have reserves on hand. By the way, great work not getting killed in there."
"Screw you, that was frikin scary. Just start storing some of it in the coat to strengthen it, and then the dark matter1 with the rest of the energy."
He thinks about making his way towards the Shrine, but as he takes in the sights, already starting to feel just a tad bit better about breathing. He decides however, that being at the bottom of the stair when he wasn't before was a subtle hint not to see the shrine maiden. "Well I'm finally here. Now where should I start?" He thinks aloud. He looks into the Forrest, then toward a tall mountain. "I think that's Youkai Mountain, if I follow that landmark even with my limited map knowledge of this place. I might get lucky and stumble on Misty Lake. There is a certain Fairy I just have to say hi to." So a destination in mind he begins his quest into the Forrest. He walks the whole time, but still has to take several breaks along the way to catch his breath. After stumbling about for what felt like hours, through the ever darkening forest, he tripped over a sleeping body.
"W-wha...?" An ordinary 2 winged Fairy looked about, confused, before saying, "Oww... my... my side..." She gripped the location of the accidental kick in pain.
Scion falls flat on his face yelping as he hits the ground. As he gets up rubbing his face he hears moans in symphony with his own. Noticing the fairy in pain he panics, "Oh geeze I'm sorry." was all he could think to say. He starts talking to the watch, "Derek how is she?"
The screen starts showing images of the fairy and specifically her bruised side, a moment later Derek speaks, "She seems to have a nice bruise on her side. Being kicked by you really hurts you know. You're lucky you didn't step on her and break a bone"
"Why didn't I get a heads up?"
"She's a fairy Scion. They naturally blend into the forest, and I was a bit distracted."
"You were distracted? Man we aren't on our game today." While distracted talking to Derek the fairy hearing the voices sits up, and stares like a deer in head lights.
"H-hu-" She began to frightenedly stammer out.
Scion turns his focus back on the girl hearing her talk, "Sorry what? Hu hu something?"
"Human...!" She shrieks in terror, then start peppering him with Danmaku.
The sudden attack was surprising, but should have been expected considering he was human. Scion shields his face, and this time kicks at the girl on purpose. Not as hard as he can, but hard enough to take a chunk out of a tree when he missed. His toes yelled out in pain for his foolishness. The stings of the multi colored orbs hurt even through the thick coat he wore. "I need to get her to stop, but how?" He thinks as he looks at the girl. His eyes start glow ever so lightly, "Maybe if make her think I'm a Youkai." trying as hard as he can to focus, while shutting out the pain of his body. He concentrates on the girl and the flying Danmaku.
He then yells at the girl, "Stop shooting me you stupid fairy before I blast you," he holds up his right hand and strange energy of earthly and unearthly colors seems to flow from the watch to the palm of his hand; forming up into one orange Danmaku bullet that he shoots at a tree near the fairy creating a mild explosion. He then reaches into his sleeve and holds up a card, and while trying to look intimidating threatens the fairy, "See I'm a Youkai, and you better run off before I blast you to bits!" even though he said that. He was really thinking, "I'm so bull shitting this. This just a piece of paper I happened to have on me. Please just be a good stupid fairy and believe me, then run away into the woods."
Panting, the one Fairy responds, "You... you don't smell like one... You... stink like a human..." She had her eyes fixated on the man, and was far from happy.
She got him, but he tries to think of a reason, "Ummm ah that is...A trick. Yeah I use it to trick other Youkai into thinking I'm weak. If they can't tell me from a human, then I can get in a quick shot while there guard is down. I didn't think a fairy would just attack me though. You usually just freak out and run away at the sight of a human." Scion still keeps the paper in hand, but he lightens up a bit hoping the fairy would calm down. His hopes were dashed however when all around, the heads of dozens of fairies of numerous types stick their heads out of the surroundings. Most of them being spring and wood fairies, but there was also a summer fairy, too. She stuck out since the bush she was in was on fire, due to her flaming wings. None of them looked particularly happy, and all of them had an extra-large orb of danmaku charged and ready to throw if need be.
He could tell danmaku of that size would hurt no matter how weak one is normal size. There'd be no particular chance to dodge, either, as he was quite surrounded. The situation was getting worse by the second. He couldn't run, because he would collapse before making any good distance, and with that many fairies and Danmaku he could be the next dead outsider in the woods if they decided to fire on him. He thinks to Derek, "Please tell me you have a plan better than mine."
There's a pause before Derek answers, "Well the usual idea to hide might not work here, and they seem skeptical about you."
"Fairies are supposed to be easy to scare, but I'm failing at that. So if I can't scare them then maybe I can confuse them. "
Looking at the fairies he puts on a teachers smile and talks as mono tone as he can, "OK allow me to explain what I am. Do any of you happen to know what an interdenominational void entity is? It is a being who is by technicality not real, but able to maintain a real form. I am such an entity and I also travel with another entity like me, but is computer based. He is a void entity network rather than a regular void entity and thus holds no true form though is capable of a one. Now who here knows anything about the multiverse theory or of parallel dimensions? Well the multiverse theory is the theory that parallel to our world is several others that are separated by a fictional space known as void. Void is an area where energy and entities are exchanged between universes. Entities in void are nonexistent until given a role in the real world by one you would call god. Now are there any questions?" The hand of one of the fairies shot up, which got a number of her kin to sigh. Scion points at the fairy,
"Yes what is your question you lady."
Looking a bit smarter than the others, she asked, "Is it anything like a god? Beings that only exist because others give them form, because they give them faith, and give them shape? Because we already have our avatars and heralds..."
Sounds of confused agreement resounded throughout the group of less smart fairies. Scion was surprised to get such a good answer from the fairies,"It is similar, but a bit easier than that. Just by choosing to believe I'm here, gives me form. If you truly believe I wasn't here I wouldn't be able to affect you. You trust your eyes, your hearing, smell, and the rest of your senses to recognize me as a part of your world. Only if you chose to doubt these senses and specifically doubt me, would I cease to exist in this world. However as long as something believes I'm there, then I will always be here. Anymore questions, or Maybe you can tell me about yourselves?"
The Fairy from before answers him, "We are the Fae! We are nature incarnate, and the least appreciated in all of Gensokyo! We range from the cold winter, the beautiful spring, the bountiful autumn, the blazing summer, the hardy forest, the abrasive earth, and all there is in between! Those are just all that I remember off the top of my head..."
One of the others added, "And the air ones, too!"
The smart fairy continues, "Ahh, yes. The light hearted air. Now, the four major types of fae also have our own gods, who are the avatars of their season. There's Dai, Aki, and Letty. I forget who summer is... Anyways, to help bring the seasons to be, there are also heralds. The avatar of spring is currently the herald of autumn, summer, and winter, as nobody else is strong enough, or willing to take them. Ohh, and before you decide to write us off as idiots, that's mostly the younger ones. The smarter ones tend to last longer, such as myself. While we are immortal, it's also limited, as we have about... hmm... let's say 100 lives, for a nice, round number. Depending on our number of wings," She flapped her two pairs of wings. "we may become stronger. The number of wings is a direct translation of the power of a fae, and perhaps the intelligence, too. There are... acceptations, though."
Once more, sounds of agreement are heard.
"Ohh, and one last thing. We don't like pain any more than humans do. Break one of us, and I, and my kin, will break you right back..." She narrowed her eyes at the man, venom dripping from her voice.
Scion just smiles and nods his head repeatedly, "Yes I understand I would never dream of harming such adorable creatures such as yourselves. Since that is clear how about a peace offering." he reaches into his coat and pulls out a handful of pop tarts shaped like cats, "Would you guys like a pop tart? They are delicious, like literally a rainbow of sugary flavor nya." He starts munching on one of the pop tarts while still holding up the others." The fairy willed two of the poptarts to her with a glowing index finger, and with a flick of a wrist, they broke into small, even shares. Enough shares that every fairies had a piece. The head honcho popped hers in her mouth, and chewed, before a bright red blush splashed across her face, followed by the rest of the fairies eating their share, and a blush spreading on the face of a few of them.
Timidly, the smart one asked, "Why... w-why does it taste like fairy...?" She was looking to the side with embarrassment.
Scion's head blows up, not literally, but mentally. There is a long pause before he answers,
"...They taste like fairies? H-how so? I-I mean what~?"
His mind was on over clock trying to connect what they could mean by that statement, but the same things added every time. His thoughts, "The poptarts are sweet, the fairies are also sweet, they wouldn't know that unless they tasted other fairies, but they aren't acting regretful like they did something wrong like cannibalism, but embarrassed like they like they were...well doing perverted things with each other. What kind of Gensokyo have I landed in?" Scion was acting just as shy as the fairies at this point. Their own modesty about the subject rubbing off on him.
The face of the smart fairy lit up like a light as she tried to answer his question, "W-w-well... W-when one fae loves a-another fae... sometimes they, umm... Sometimes they rub and lick each other's w-wings... and... a-and it feels nice." She was now looking down, so as to hide her scarlet face.
The more naive fairies among them just tilted their heads in confusion. Scions mind blows up again from how cute the girl was acting, "S-so I was right. Well I have no problem with same sex relations, but I just didn't know Fairy wings tasted so...Wait Fairy wings?"
He stops and thinks about it for a moment before speaking again only much calmer then before and even a bit baffled, "Your wings taste like sugar and they double as a source of pleasure? Wow that's, I never knew that. Well it isn't that strange if you think about it. This is Gensokyo after all. Also, dating each other is normal to since the guy to girl ratio here is like 10,000 girls to 1 guy. I can see with those odds why seeking mates out from each other would be preferable then fighting over what may be a wuss of a guy. Though my biggest curiosity now is her." He points at the summer fairy with flaming wings. "Her wings are on fire. So how would you lick them? I mean wouldn't they burn you?"
The fairy of the most brains just about swooned when she put her hands on her cheeks and said, "It's, umm... it's a good pain~" Her blush was once more heated, while she giggled to herself, and added, "It's, umm... I guess it's the sort of thing only we can understand, really."
"It could be because your fairies, licking the wings give off an automatic pleasure response to the pain. Don't mean to be skeptical, but it could also be simple masochism. I won't judge if only for the fact I can say, been there done that. Well it has been fun girls, but I probably should be on my way. I have someone I'm very eager to see while I'm here. She lives on the edge of Misty Lake, and you might know her. Her name is Cirno"
All the fairies flinch upon hearing Cirno's name, and half of them even flew off. Scion sounding a bit worried, "What? Did something happen to Cirno?" With a grumble, the smart fairy and head of the group said,"We don't like her. Not one bit."
The rest of the fairies were looking slightly irritable, and spoiling for a fight. Scion could see the mood just did a nose dive and tries desperately to talk his way out of the situation, "What? Isn't she like one of the strongest Fairies, and I mean sure she has her baka moments, but she is such a sweet girl. Why would you be so mad at her?" He starts thinking to Derek, "OK this sucks. I thought I just made some fairy friends and now they want to kill me again. Screw this if they attack drop all the flash bangs and cloak. We are running away if this gets to Danmaku."
The smart one hissed out, "I'm not talking about her"
Scion keeps questioning the fairy, "I won't know why your mad if you don't tell me. I'm new here, so I wouldn't know of existing issues between you and her. I'm not going to fight you so you might as well tell me what's up."
Scion tried to stay calm, but he was ready to run in a moment's notice. With a growl, the energies around the smart, summer fairy began to flare, making his lungs burn even worse, as the air just about dripped with mana at this point.
"What she's done?" The Fairy's eyes were glowing with the collected magic at this point. "She's killed hundreds, if not thousands of her own kin! And for what? Because those three idiots destroyed her house?"
Scion was frustrated that the situation spiraled out of control so fast. Angry he starts thinking to himself, "What the fuck Cirno. Why am I doomed because of you? That's it I'm running." He shakes his coat and half a dozen flash bangs fall to the ground, "Now Derek!" he yells while shielding his eyes.
Derek cancels the reflection of light around Scion making him effectively invisible. The grenades would go off one after another as Scion would try to struggle to get as far away from the fairies as he could while they were blinded. However, it would seem today wasn't his lucky day. The strongest one was the only one in pursuit, as she was apparently a sun fairy, and quite immune to such things. Able to stare at the sun and feel nothing, a flash bang merely made her blink, and see spots a couple spots.
"Why the hell did you do that?, the fairy yelled, and she was far from pleased. She began to quickly close the distance between where she was, and where he had run to. Scion mumbles to himself as he continues to jog away from the fairy,"How the hell can she see me? I should look like the frikin predator right now the way I'm cloaked. Wait she did get blinded does that make her some kind of light fairy? Does that mean she can see obscure light patterns to? Dammit!"
His lungs weren't holding up very well and even with an enhanced body no air means no energy. He was ready to collapse and the Fairy wouldn't take long to catch him. Getting desperate he decides to take a chance and turns around face the fairy, "I am not dying today, because your pissed dammit! So fuck off!" He lifts both his hands and channeling all the energy he had saved up since getting there. He fires as many orange danmaku as he could muster of all sizes and in a completely random manner. His pattern was terrible though since he looked a lot like someone who fires a gun by swinging the barrel back and forth hoping he hits something.
Once again proving to be a credit to her race she actually dodges the bullets, then rearing back her fist, she yells at him while closing in, "You idiot! The hell was that for! I wasn't about to hurt you, but noooo, you go and blind my kin, and try and kill me for no good reason! What are you, human?"
She slams a danmaku imbued fist into his gut with the force of a particularly strong human, and the power of a shrine maiden's charm behind hit. Scion would have lost his lunch if he had even eaten before getting there. She literally hit his weakest point and with a Reimu level punch no less. The fairy continues to scold him while her holds his hurt stomach, "'Cause you sure as hell are acting like one! Didn't you say you were better than a human - a interwhatever being, or some such thing? And this is how you act towards us?"
Scion looks up only to see her eyes flared with light, blinding him. "And that's for that flashy thing! And now, we're even~"
She gives him an un-seen wink. Thinking for a moment, she asked, "So you need to find Cirno, huh?" With the other, less reasonable fairies around, she didn't seem to hold a grudge against Cirno. Scion lays on the ground for a bit, groaning over his injuries.
Derek drops the cloak since there was no point in having it anymore. Since Scion was down and out of it, Derek answers the girl for the first time. In his usual board voice she would hear him speak through the watch,"You'll have to forgive Scion. He tends to do stupid things when he has to think on his feet. He was human at one point after all, so he didn't lose all the stupid if you get what I mean. I'm Derek by the way and I'm the computer entity as he put it. I also like to say I'm the smarter of the two of us."
Scion turns over and mumbles, "Shut up Derek. You've made your share of mistakes to. I'm sorry I freaked, but you kin, as you call them, looked like they were ready to play jump rope with my intestines. So, I made a tactical decision to run while I still had legs to run with."
The fairy ignores Scion's mumbling and giggles, "It's nice to meet you!" She says grabbing Scion by the collar and pulling him to his feet in a strong little hop, followed by a bit of flittering of her wings to keep herself in the air. After such a hit, she figured he'd need a bit of support. Scion appreciated the extra support, but he still felt wobbly being on his feet.
"Nice to meet you to I guess?"
Derek lets out a sigh, "I think she was talking to me and it nice to meet you to Miss Fairy all though be it not in person."
"So you can help us find Cirno then?" Scion buts in, "Also why were the other fairies mad. Something about her house?"
With sigh, the Fairy began to tug him in the direction towards the lake. Since she could tell he was still quite blind. She talks on the way, "The three fairies of light destroyed her igloo. I mean, it was probably for the best, but it's still not easy to build a home! As such, she was livid as can be. She actually forgot about it for a time; it happened a good half a year before she actually came for their heads. Well, once she did, those three had mobilized an army of us fae, and were going to take over Gensokyo by force - I had nothing to do with the little... army. It was doomed for failure, really. Numbers may do you well, but only if they have some form of skill. An army of single wings isn't going to get you anywhere. Now, if Daiyousei was leading it? Maybe we could have won! However, she didn't. Heck, Cirno blew that army apart all by herself, proving that fae aren't going to win a war any time soon. After that, though... she surprised just about everyone in Gensokyo by taking out the terror that is the black-white! And a few months back, she fought off the boarder hag's attempt on the boarder of dreams, alongside Dai and some dead miko named Mima. She's getting to be pretty darned strong..."
Scion was utterly shocked to hear how successful Cirno had been. The more he tried to put together the more unbelievable it all seemed. She was far stronger than he had thought she was to have dealt with so many powerful Youkai, "Wow does that mean Cirno is the strongest in Gensokyo right now? I mean there are so many Youkai of insane powers involved in those incidents and to think Cirno resolved it. Hey she isn't like ruling Gensokyo is she?"He imagines Cirno on a throne ordering people around with her adviser Daiyousei. The Fairy fell to the ground, and giggled to herself.
"You're... You're joking, right? She holds... a candle to Dai! A candle!" She tried to say more, but couldn't due to the laughter.
Scion was confused, but changes his focus to Daiyousei, "Well Dai likes Cirno if I remember correctly, and she isn't the fighting type from what I could tell. Sure the Fae have screw all hypnotism or the messier I think it was, but I got a secret weapon for that. Derek here is immune to that sort of stuff, because well he isn't here. He watches the world from outside reality. Think of it like a kid watching a TV screen except he has control of the camera, and also has hundreds of TV's. Sort of Yukari level bull with his ability to see everything, but with less range."
"...You know, if you say such things, she's going to pay him a visit just because she can. Also, what hypnotism...?"
"That would be very much impossible, but I'll explain that later. Hypnotism is a for of mind control, but not direct. It is the power of suggestion using your own mind to fill in the blanks. Messier r is the highest level of hypnotism able to make anyone and anything believe what you want them to believe. You can't order someone to do something, but you can make them believe they want to beat that person up. That's a small example I can think of. It is strong enough to make you see them differently from what they really are. Only the select few like the other Fae can see the truth."
"Sounds... a bit like something we fae can do. Here, have an example." Her left index finger-tip began to glow, and wispy white energy began to take over. Scion began to feel light as a feather, and as carefree as a balloon on the wind. As though he wanted nothing more than to play around, and play pranks on others, to be merry, and to enjoy himself just like a fairy. He starts talking, "Wow I feel like floating away and trolling people Yukari style. Derek make me some rocket boots or something I need to fly to the moon."
Derek confused, "What why do you need to fly to the moon?"
"To paint it red of course, and make everyone think that it is a blood moon, but it would be paint, and people would feel stupid when they realize it's fake. It's brilliant! Hahahahahahaha..."
"What did you do to him? He's acting like a complete moron now."
"...Hahahahaha ha...ha?" The hypnotism where's off, " Why did I think that was a good idea? Derek why do I have rocket boots in my inventory?"
Derek whistles nonchalantly, "Oh well I thought if you were so determined that it would be a shame to miss how epically your plan would have failed. Hmmhmhm."
Scion just stares at the watch fpr moment then changes focus back to the fairy, "OK that was about what I meant except Fae can do it indefinitely."
With a mischievous grin, the whole left hand of the fairy began to glow. Apparently it was fun watching him hypnotized so she turned up the juice.
"To the Moooooon!", Scion yells as he slips on a pair of metal boots, then points to the sky. I'm going to go as high as I can and break through the atmosphere. Hahahahaahaha?" He clicks the boots and jet of fire spews out as he starts ascending up like a rocket into the trees. He leans ever so slightly and crashes into the side of a tree, then several others bouncing off them like a pinball. When he escapes the trees he gets only get a hundred feet in the air before crashing back down taking out some trees completely on the way down. He lies in a crater of dirt after crashing, completely out of it.
The fairy floats over to him laughing on the way, Bwahahaha...! Ohh, that was great..."
She just about doubles over laughing so hard. Derek jokes with her, "Perhaps he should have remembered that rockets boots are the hardest to control flight wise."
Scion stayed in the crater trying to recover before getting back up. He still felt clouded by the hypnotism. His mind just wondered from thing to thing trying to focus, but unable to. He just didn't care about anything he felt like he could just lay there all day. He wanted to go bug people, but he felt it could wait till later. The nice comfortable feel of the land and the tranquil sounds of the forest caused him to slowly drift off to sleep. The fairy fluttered her way to his side, and plopped down beside him. She had grown bored of teasing him like this, so she decided to save her strongest enchantment for another time. She found the look of his sleeping form to be a bit... cute.
"Well, might as well get a bit of rest."
She mused aloud, before she began to let the very essence of nature bleed from herself, much like steam, and curled up beside the man. She soon drifted off.