Warning: Fail use with slang, cursing (Alittle bit )

The weird little fruit that greeted him with a wide smile was a man about his age, maybe alittle older from the look of his height.

The man obviously was out quite a bit, telling from his tan, not one of those ugly-fake-Jersey-Shore-Orange tans. His hair was black and pretty messy, and his eye were a pretty badass color of green that didn't really bug the Strider. Black glasses framed his face.

He had a bit of an over-bit, and his teeth weren't the whitest. His arms were bulky as well as his legs, despite though, he was kind of wimpy looking.

Over all, Dirk found this man to be pretty attractive. Not more than attractive than himself, because no one's as hot as a Strider.

Yeah, way to keep your douchbag levels at a minimum Dick, I mean Dirk.

"Welcome to the greatest place on earth, let me find ya' a seat "

"Jolly good! " Sweet, British accent.

"Whatever bro " Sweet move Strider.

Dirk waved the black-haired man to a booth, because tables suck apples, He gave the fruit a menu. The idiot took it with a dumb grin on his dopey face.

"Thank you good sir! " This man looked like he could transform into a unicorn and bleed rainbows. That reminded Dirk, there was going to be a new My little Pony episode soon...

"Excuse me, are you okay? " He felt alittle tug on his collared shirt and looked towards the (hunky )goof ball.

Dirk shrugged his shoulders, before taking out his pink, My little Pony pen and brought it to the pad "You know what'cher orderin'? "

"Why yes I do! "

"Lay it on me bro "

"...Er...Okay...I'd like a cup of tea and a muffin! "

"'Kay bro " Dirk scribbled the order down and began his trek away and to the cook. He gave the small order to Jane Crocker.

Jane Crocker was the Grand daughter to Betty Crocker. Unfortunately, due to her...sexual preference, she'd been disowned. Despite that, she was still a very happy girl, and best friends with Roxy ( Though, he suspects something more between the two. )

Jane offered a wide smile, before gently taking the slip of paper and began preparing the order.

Dirk put away his pen and pad, and began clearing a table. After a few minutes of clearing, wiping tables and sweeping the little Crocker called him over.

"Dirk dear, the orders up~ "

"Thanks Croc " Dirk ruffled Jane's hair affectionately before taking the plate and cup and making his way to the weird kid.

"Here " He set the plate and cup down.

"Thank you mate! " He grinned, taking a drawn out sip of the tea.

Dirk nodded, before spinning on his heel and making his way to the baking Crocker.

"Sup Croc? " Dirk rested his arm over Jane's shoulder. Watching as she stirred the batch of dough.

"Hello Dirk dear " She offered a small smile. "Do you know if you and Rox are gettin' Dave and Rose back? "

"She hasn't texted me or called..So I'm assumin' no..."

"Oh my..." Jane carefully set her 'special mixing spoon ' down and grabbed Dirk's face. "It's alight dear, I'm sure y'all get your siblings back " She smiled.

"I hope so, Croc...I really hope so..." Dirk sighed, gently pulling out of Jane's hands and lifted his glasses up slightly to rub at his eyes.

"Dirk dear, you'll die at this rate with your worryin' " Jane flicked Dirk's hand, before turning back to her mixing. "Now, get on outta here and get back to your costumers Dirky dear " The black haired girl pushed Dirk out of the little kitchen.

"Fine, see ya' Croc " Dirk whipped away a fake tear "You can cheat...but you'll always love me "

Jane gave a playful smile "I'll always love you Dirk, even if I am cheating! "Jane threw a fake kiss to him. Dirk 'caught ' it, and pretended to stuff it in his pocket.

"Janey~ Don't tell em you're cheating on me...and with Dirk! "

Yeah, I made Jane and Roxy Lesbians, wanna fight? Nah, I don't wanna fight :3

I totally imagine Dirk and Jane being almost Bff's and making little jokes XD

Yeah...I have no life and sorry if the conersations are straied/ and or forced...Bluh..