Warning: Cursing

There stood Roxy, in all her glory. Her over sized shirt ( That was obviously Dirk's )went alittle over her knees. She was wearing black (slight see-through ) leggings and purple slip-ons. Her little pink cat purse over her shoulder. The obvious drunk flush on her cheeks didn't surprise Dirk.

Dirk's eyes went to her sides, and saw the little brats that he'd worked so hard for.

Little Dave and Rose Strider-Lalonde.

Dave's eyes were covered with shaggy blonde hair. Obviously he'd inherited the eye sensitivity of the Striders side of the family.

Dirk almost felt bad.

Rose had her hair pulled back with a black head band and she had a somewhat blank look on her face. Something..she just didn't seem right with.

"Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaney~ Stop cheating on meeeeeee "Roxy, obviously forgetting about the two kids at her side, moved fast, albeit alittle wobbly, towards Jane. Roxy tackled Jane and started fake sobbing into her shoulder.

Dirk rolled his eyes and turned towards his siblings, Rose looking between both him and Roxy while Dave was silently moving his hair back into place.

Dirk stepped towards them and squatted before them, "Remember me? " Rose blinked.

"You're our older brother, Dirk. "

Dirk smirked "Pink star for the lil' lady " He ruffled Rose's hair, earning a disgruntled sound from her. "Sup little man "He looked towards Dave, and offered a fist bump.

Dave fist-bumped "Yo "

Roxy pulled away from Jane and draped herself over Dirk's shoulder, a grin stretched her black colored lips. "Dirky Jerky. "

"What? "

"Your new nickname. "

"...I hate you Rox..."

"Lova ya' too~ "

"Dirk dear, can you please get back to work? "

Dirk let out a dramatic, ironic as he would claim, sigh. He coughed into his fist and turned towards his siblings. "Welcome to the greatest place on earth, let me find ya' a seat " He waved his hand to a booth near the door, before handing Rose and Dave a menu, and Roxy a kids menu.

"Dirky Jerky! "

"You deserve it " Rose stated, looking through the menu while Roxy pouted and Dave sat in his seat.

Roxy huffed and slid down further in her seat. Dirk simply rolled his eyes, and walked towards the attractive fruit from earlier.

"Your meal okay, bro? "

"Jolly good sir! " He grinned, one last sip and all his tea would be gone. The muffin, was currently all gone.

"Sweet. "

"Oh! How terrible I am! " The fruit held out his hand, "I'm Jake English, and you? "

Dirk stared at him, before taking Jake's hand in his and shaking "Dirk Strider "

"Nice to meet you Mr. Strider! "

"...Just Dirk... "

"..Alright! Dirk! "

"Oh, and Jake, that'll be a dollar fifty " Jake handed Dirk the money before getting up and leaving, a huge grin as he left.

Dirk raised an eyebrow before shrugging, putting the money in the register and went back to do his shift. Awaiting the seven hour to let him free.

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