Warning: Cursing, and possible a bromance ( Depending on if the Dirk in my head decides to bromance with the Jake in my head...)

FO RJWGJPA JESUS LORD COCKROACH. Excuse me while I sit on my desk in the fetal position...

Dirk scratched his head, the meeting with Equius wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst. Even though Nepeta apparently got a hold of catnip and went batshit insane causing severe damage to...well...everything.

Though, because of her "Disrespectful behavior " Equius loaned him one hundred and fifty dollars. More then enough. Dirk could probably use the rest to pay for Roxy's over due phone bill.

Currently, Dirk was walking down his street to Walmart, attempting to look inconspicuous as possible with a wad of cash in his pocket.

Just thinking what he would have to get everything. Either get items that had the lowest price or just go crazy. He picked being everything with the lowest price.

Dirk scratched his forehead.

"Dirk? " He turned around to the fruit from yesterday. Looking overly happy. "It IS you! " This kid looked- Holy shit...He's taller then Dirk.

Dammit.

Had he been a lesser person, he would have pouted. But he is a Strider, and Strider's do not pout, well..Roxy's a special case.

"Sup bro " Dirk raised a simple hand in greeting. Tensing up when Jake swooped down for a bone crushing hug that lasted way to long for the blonde.

"Dude, this is like, moving way too fast! " Jake looked confused "We haven't even had dinner yet, now you're trying to grope me? Ugh, pervert " Dirk mocked disgust.

Jake looked flustered "B-blimey...what? "He quickly backed away from the "disgusted " blonde. "S-strider! What in the world are you jabberin' on about? "

"You're trying to take advantage of me, aren't you, Mr. English " Jake's face was absolutely comical.

"O-oh my go- Strider! "The fruit's face was a comical bright red "I-i am NOT a homosexual!"

"Oh, so you're playing THAT card then? " Dirk hid his face in mock shame "I thought you loved me! " He pretended to sob.

"O-oh blimey...! "

Dirk smirked.

God he loved screwing with people's heads. Especially acting like a PMS-ing Roxy when she doesn't get enough vodka ice cream.

Dirk yawned before spinning on his heel and stuffed his hands in his pockets. "Well bro, I'm off " Dirk raised a hand before he started walking.

"Ah! Wait! Mr. Strider "Jake quickly ran up beside Dirk, and started walking with him.

"What? "

"O-oh...well..I was wondering if-...where are you going? "

"To the best frickin' place on earth "

"..The zoo? "

"..No, Walmart "

"Ohhh okay! " He grinned "Mind if I accompany you? "

"mm..Guess I don't. "

"Jolly good! " Jake grinned, obviously very pleased with everything.

"Yes good George, let's have a tea party with crumpets and the muppets. "

"Strider. "

"Yes, Mr English? "

"Are you..taking something you shouldn't? "

"I don't think so, maybe Roxy slipped something into my cereal... "

"That...wouldn't surprise me much "

/

After about three hours, Dirk, and his new accomplice, made there way towards Dirk's shabby little apartment. Currently, Dirk was holding all of the other necessities that his little family would need, while Jake was carrying the futon.

"Thank ya' kindly Mr. English " He unlocked the door and opened it, stepping in before turning around.

"No problem Mr. Strider! "

"Though, I am expecting dinner and a movie next time " He closed the door with a smirk. It's always fun teasing people.

"Hey! I gotta really sweet scar on my arm! "

"Really? From what? I bet you were fighting someone with a beer bottle or something! "

"...A-actually...I just went out to get the mail...and I ran into a bundle of wires..."

"..."

I've actually pulled that card on my friend XDD I think I freaked her out, because for the next hour I was like "Where's my dinner! "

And there is my firm belief that my friends love me even though I'm an annoying person with a pinch of being slightly perverted :D

Okay, I have a request, mostly because I've never requested anyone for anything. So. I was wondering if anyone could write me a Twins!SolEri..or even a SolKat storie...that is...if you want to! Nobody has to!

*Nervous laugh * I-I'm gonna leave now..