AN: So it's been a while... Blame it on real life. I hope that now that I'm starting to get back into the swing of writing Glee fanfic, I'll be able to update WEK. I am so sorry to all of you who are following that fic. I promise I haven't given up and I will update it. I just can't specify when.

Anyway, I know Puck/Rachel aren't one of my usual pairings but I felt inspired to write them today. Let me know what you thought ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the characters. If I did, the characters would be happy all the time and I'm pretty sure that the show would tank.


Puck / Rachel Drabbles

Angst

Two girls wanted Finn Hudson.

Neither wanted him.

AU

Lying to him was easy. He didn't need to know her whereabouts.

Crack!Fic

"I dig her muscle mass, okay?" Noah said defensively, annoyed that none of the guys on the chess club understood that Rachel Berry was his own personal goddess.

Crossover

"Mr. Specter... Mr. Puckerman, what makes you think I should hire you," she asked, hesitating a tiny bit when she noticed Noah Puckerman's smirk.

"Because we're the best in town, baby," Puckerman said with ease.

Death

He'd always craved immortality. Knew superstardom was his legacy. But seeing her lying cold rigid dead on the table made him yearn for his death.

First Time

She never imagined her first time would be with Noah, but it was better than she ever imagined.

Fluff

He comes home from football practice to find Rachel teaching his sister how to bake cookies.

Humor

Spit and chorizo land on her new cardigan, courtesy of his sputtering.

Hurt/Comfort

He never thought she'd be the one to call them off.

He was hoping she'd be the one to finally make him forget that other girl.

Show-related

Despite her confidence, he knew it was for show. He never missed the way she compared herself to Quinn.

Smut

Eager hands traveled up her rib cage and settled just under her bra.

UST

Sticky syrup soaked through her shirt and Puck ogled her pert breasts.

Did he have time to rub one out before class?