Disclaimer: I was gonna do another 'all emotional' song but yeah... "Double X L" in this one the next one might be emotional, but we need some fun. Also there may be pauses between lyrics cause... I can't stick eactly to it unless I space it out through out the story. Also I don't own B and B Outfitters or Steve and Barry's.

Kagome's mom walked into the house when Sesshomaru and her daughter sitting on the couch. "Hey Kagome. Greetings Sesshomaru. I see you decided to go into your true form." The demoness nodded at her mother. Sesshomaru looked in masked intrest at Kagome's mother, she hadn't aged at all. "Lady Higarashi, it is nice to see you again." Miss Higarishi nodded and smiled kindly at the young nobleman, "It's nice to see you again as well Sesshomaru. From what my daughter as told me, you will take good care of her as you have in the past. That is if you don't try and kill her again." The lady lightly laughed, her chocolate eyes sparkling. "Your still has big as ever Sesshomaru."

Well Momma was exhausted after she had me,
took two nurses to hold me, and one nurse to slap me.

The silver haired beauty shook his head thinking about all the stories people always told him. They said he was already the size of a 9 month old when he was born and as strong as a 6 year old. A true beast.

Doctor turned to momma and he shook his head,
wiped the sweat off his brow, and then he said ,
"This boys way off the charts, as far as I can tell,
ooo brrrr momma he's a double X L!"

Her mom smiled again at the couple and looked at the two, "Kagome, why don't you take Sesshomaru to the mall you and your friends like to go to when your in town. On me." Kagome looked at her mother unsure of rather or not she should. "Wouldn't the scents and noise bother his senses?" The white and gold demon looked at the woman beside him, "Kagome, things do not 'bother' this Sesshomaru's senses." The inuess sighed, "Momma what about clothes?" Mrs. Higarashi sized over elder dog brother, "Well awhile back I bought some clothes for InuYasha, incase he wanted to stay in our time for awhile, but I think they would fit you Sesshomaru."

Mrs. Higarashi motioned for her old freind to follow her. Once they arrived in the spare room she reached into the closet and pulled out a pair of jeans, a black under shirt with a silver outer shirt and lastly a pair of red and black checkered boxers. "I figure you'd rather wear your boots." Sesshomaru picked up the ''updated'' clothes, slightly irked that these were meant for his brother and not him. Sesshomaru took all of his clothes and pulled on the boxers, (insert drooling fangirls here), after he had the boxers on he slipped the jeans on and buttoned them, almost breaking a claw. After getting the lower half of himslef dressed he put his boots back on, then put on the black wife beater on followed by the silver outershirt.

By the second grade I was 5' 2"!
Fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe!
Eighth grade I was shopping at the, Big and Tall,

Kagome's mother was in the kitchen washing the dishes, she smiled to her self. In all truth she had bought extra clothes for Sesshomaru, just incase. But she had to go a bunch off stores to find what she thought he'd wear. From what she'd remebered of him he was pretty dang tall and was too sophisticated for what InuYasha would wear.

"Kagome." The inuess walked over to her mother, "Here's the money and why don't you go change?" The daughter looked at her mother, still unsure. "Trust me Kagome you'll be fine." She sighed and headed upstairs to change. She picked out a pair of black demin shorts and a silver and dark blue shirt. The shirt had a somewhat kimonish look to it. It was long sleeves with silver trim and silver obi-like thing, the rest of it was a midnight blue. Then the girl walked over and pulled out a pair of silver and blue ankle boots, with a 2 inch heel.

After she has changed and walked down stairs she was greet with the sight of a future garbed Sesshomaru, Kagome stopped for a moment and her mouth dropped open. Sesshomaru smirked to himself when he was his love's reaction to his ''clothes''. "You looked acceptable Kagome." Okay fine to him she looked drop dead amazing, her nails were still showing and her midnight black with silver streaks hung freely around her peite body. Her tail and fangs were hidden as was Sesshomaru's. She walked down the stairs and motioned for Sesshomaru to follow her out the door, "You know you didn't have to come." Kagome looked down at her feet as she walked, wow the side walk is so amazing. After a few moments Sesshomaru grabbed Kagome's wrist and turned her around, using the other hand lifted her chin up, "This Sesshomaru know he didn't have to come,but he wanted to come." He watched as the depression parted for a moment in Kagome's eyes to be replaced with gratitude and warmth. "Thank you..." The male demon pulled his beloved into himself and hugged her tightly.

"KAGOME!!" Kagome and Sesshomaru winced at the hugh-pitched volume. The inu demoness turned around and saw a troup of three girls. "Hey Yuka. Hey Ayumi. Hey Eri." Practicly in unison the trio checked the male out from head to toe. Yuka stepped up, "Kags, is this the two-timer. We told you..." Kagome frowned at the mention of InuYasha and leaned into Sesshomaru. "Yuka, calm down. It's not InuYasha. Remeber the brother I told you about?" Eri looked at the fellow school girl like she was crazy, "The one who hates his brother? I thought he hated you too." Kagome took a deep breath but before she could answer the ''wall'' she was leaning on spoke, "Hated wasn't the right word. Misunderstood therefore disliked greatly." Ayumi squealed making the guy hold back a grimace, "His voice is sooooo deep and he's sooooo smart. And Kagome, I love what you did with your hair. It matches your eyes awsomely. Sesshomaru was your name wasn't it. I adore your eyes. Aww look at the cute inu over there Kagome."

Kagome's silver eyes met with Ayumi's lavendar ones, "It is a cute inu isn't it?" A while back Kagome had been so distraught and crying, then Ayumi had happened to come over so Kagome ended up telling the girl everything, minus her being a demon, and inturn Ayumi had informed her that her grandmother's side of the family had been an artic owl demon. "I thought it was too." Yuka looked around for a dog but saw none, "I don't see a dog anywhere." Eri looked around too, "Me either. I think you all are seeing things." Ayumi noticed that Sesshomaru's ears were twitching, "Well Kags, I don't wanna keep you from your man so I guess we should be going." Kagome blushed and glared/thanked Ayumi. As the trio was leaving Ayumi turned around and yelled, "He's so hot and built. He should try out for the NFL!!" Then the crazy owl turned around and giggled, Kagome just looked her friend like she was nuts.

and the coaches had me playing High School football.
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL!
ooo brrrrr son, you're a double XL!"

Kagome turned to Sesshomaru and did and embarassed laugh, "And those are my friends from this era." The male demon rubbed his pointed ears, which made Kagome hold back a giggle. "What's the NFL? And what does she mean by built and hot?" Sesshomaru watched as laughter twinkled in the deep silver pools. She was getting the shine back. "National Football League. Football's a game that very tough men play, they have to be big and muscular. Also by built she meant you were big and strong and hot means...well...it means you're very very good looking." The inu nodded his head, "So if I am correct the term ''hot'' means you are good looking?" Kagome nodded her head and began to walk again. Sesshomaru kept up the pace until they reached a large building, "Sesshomaru you might want to pick one scent and focus on it cause there are so many here, even you'll get dizzy." Sesshomaru looked at the demoness, "You think this Sesshomaru..." But before he could finsih she cut him off, "Yes I do, it would bother anyone even without a heightened sense of smell." He gave her a playful glare and focused on her returning scent of spring rain, thats when he caught the scent of something that smelled so delcidous, "Food..." For a moment the scent so tantazing the great king of the west drooled and his eyes glazed over.

Double XL, Double XL!
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell.

"Sesshomaru? Sess?" The inu demon blinked and looked at the demoness. "I smell food." Kagome sniffed the air and laughed, she grabbed his arm and dragged him into the building, he would have winced at all the noise if that damn scent hadn't been teasing him. When he suddenly felt him self stopped he looked at a small cart, the sorce of the smell. "We'd like two preztels one cheese covered and Sess what do you want." The silver haired man sniffed once and pointed to one that was covered in cinnamon and sugar. The vendor nodded and got the order together, "$2.89." Kagome nodded and handed him 3 dollars, then she picked up the preztels and handed the sweet delicacy to the waiting demon. "Welcome Sesshomaru to the mall."

Double XL Double XL!
Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held,
ooo brrrrr baby Im a double XL!

Kagome walked Sesshomaru to Steve and Barry's, the inu demon looked still savoring his pretzle when he noticed something, "Kagome why do the female statures statues have nipples?" (they really do at S and B it's kinda creepy to cause the men ones have boobs) The inuess choked on the last bite of her cheesy pretzel and blushed, "I really don't know."

Here we go!

Kagome pulled out a few pair of jeans for the inu to try, but there was a flock of girls following them around and flock of girls was being follow by a bunch of nerds, it was more than slightly irksome. Everytime Sesshomaru went to try something out the worker who unlocked them checked his ass out, and it the worker was a him. "Sesshomaru how bout we go to a different store? What kind do you wanna go to?" Sesshomaru had also noticed all the females..and the guy...he mentally shuddered at that one. "Is there an antique weapons shoppe?" Kagome thought for a moment before she nodded, her silver and midnight tresses going along with her head, before Kagome could speak there was a yell, "COME WITH ME SESSHOMARU!! YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONE WITH FAKE HAIR!!" once again she tried to speak but was stopped with a shrill fan girl squeal and another fangirl, "NO COME WITH ME!! I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND BLACK HAIR!!" The demoness just grabbed her freinds wrist and made a run for it. Following them was squeals and random shouts, "YOUR SO SHEMXY!! I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!" A blonded haired girl with unique blue and yellow streaked eyes yelled out of nowhere. (coughcough that would be me coughcough) Kagome looked at Sesshomaru and they both started running using their demon speed, the demoness in the front.

Country cuties in Texas,
string bikinis in Florida,
Barbie Dolls driving Lexus, out in California.
A skinny little pretty boy aint what they wanna hold,
they want a real man with meat on his bones
I'll yank their Yankees, ring their Southern Bells,
they say "ooo brrrr we love a double XL!"

Kagome made a sharp turn and the pair arrived in an old store, the ligthing was dim and the store was musty. "Welcome," an anceint voice bekoned. Sesshomaru looked around first and then replied, "Indeed." The inu demon walked over to a shelf that was filled with antique swords. "See something that catches your fancy young one?" Kagome walked over to another shelf that held tridents. She closed her eyes and felt a pulse in a sword by Sesshomaru. She queitly walked over and looked at Sesshomaru, "Shikon." It took a moment fot the demon to get what she was saying but when it did click he nodded. "I beilve one of your swords hold something of my friends." The shop keeper looked at Sesshomaru, "Really now? I have had these all since before you or that lass was ever born."

The inuess rolled her eyes and thought 'If only he knew.' She looked at the keeper and turned on the charm she always used on the village leaders, "Please kind sir I can prove to you that it is mine. If you let me please see the sword." The old man looked at the pair with weariness. "Use caution they're sharp." Sesshomaru looked at the weathered man, "I have been handling swords my whole lifetime. I would not make such a noivence mistake." The shop keeper rolled his eyes, "My aren't we mighty." Sesshomau growled and picked up the sword Kagome had pointed to. "You see the jewl fragment in there, that is part on an acient jewel, that's been passed down to me. There are still fragments everywhere. My friend and I are collecting them." The man looked at the pair with disbeilf, "Prove it."

Sesshomaru nodded to Kagome, the sword still in hand. The night-haired woman gingerly pulled out half on the Shikon No Tama abd showed it to the man. The man bowed his head, "My apologies Lady Kagome." Right before the pairs eyes the old man took another apearance, he took the apearance of Techi (the raccon-dog demon...person...thing...yeah...). "Master Miroku gave me the shard to gaurd and I wasn't sure if it as you or not. Please forgive me!" Kagome sweatdropped and patted the racoon-dogs head. "It's okay Techi. I understand." The demon kept grovling, "Silence." The racoon-dog jumped, "Sorry Sesshomaru-sama. Please Lady Kagome, take the tridents and the jewel. I would let you have the sword as well, but... it's the last of my...ompfh." Kagome looked at the inu and he shrugged, looking at the now unconscious Techi.

Well double XL, double XL
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell!
Double XL, double XL!
Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held,
ooo brrrr baby Im a double XL!

Double XL solo!

Well double XL, double XL
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell!
Double XL, double XL!
Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held,
ooo brrrr baby Im a double XL!

The left the store and headed to B & B Outfitters to get a leather thigh strap of the trident. "Wow, we got another shard. Todays turning out..." "SESSHOMARU WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" "Well...to the house." Sesshomaru shook his head and laced his fingers in Kagome, gracing her face with a blush, "Nah, we can out run them. I wanna spend the day with you. My little hottie." Kagome looked at him in shock, her eyes shining like polished silver. "You mean that?" Sesshomaru smirked, "Would I lie to you?"

Well if you have any doubts
come see for yourself,
why all the girls love a double XL
ooo brrrrr yeah Im a double XL!

YEAAAH!

Oh ohhh!

Triple XL too!

Cobalts Note: I know I didn't stick to the song exactly but come on I'm not perfect and well...it's the only song that I would find that was all 'emotional' and still stuck somewhat to the plot. I really would like to see this song as a just for fun songfic. It could get very funny, if it was. Well thanks' for reading R and R pelase.

Yesh another edited!!